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'All Citizens Must Take The Vaccine!' Say Politicians Who Are Exempt From Their Own Illegal Mandates (November 17, 2021)
'East Palestine, Ohio Water Is Fine,' Says EPA Worker Before Growing Third Arm Out Of Back (February 15, 2023)
'I'll Make Everything Out Of Lead!' Promises Canada's Justin Trudeau (June 18, 2019)
'It's Common Knowledge', Says Woman Who Knows Everything (July 5, 2019)
'Kingdom Sharts 3' Update: Free DLC Reveal, New Board Game Coming (February 27, 2019)
'The Price Is Right' Contestant Loses Prize After Failing To Guess Steak's Price $99 Due To Biden Inflation (February 23, 2022)
'The View' Ratings Increases After Hosts Replaced With Mannequins (September 10, 2022)
'They're Ruthless,' Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon (October 13, 2023)
10 Weird But Totally Awesome Things That Only Happen In Japan (January 20, 2024)
12 Year Old Archaeologist Discovers Dinosaur, Proves Earth's At Least 2 Years Old (July 10, 2019)
13 Famous Movie Quotes Before They Were Drastically Changed (July 7, 2019)
132 Year Old Man Just Won't Die (May 24, 2019)
192-Year-Old Ghoul Mitch McConnell Says His Political Career's Far From Over (February 28, 2024)
4 Major Reasons To Forgive A Student Loan (May 27, 2019)
4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term (June 21, 2016)
400 Pound Pop Star Lardo Is The Epitome Of Beauty And Health, Says Vogue Magazine (August 27, 2022)
467,000,000 Jobs Suddenly Added To Biden's Job Total In The Middle Of The Night (February 4, 2022)
5-Year-Old Son Accused Of Leaving 39-Year-Old Dad Inside Hot Car For Three Weeks (August 29, 2022)
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain't Black (October 27, 2020)
5th Grader Wins On New Game Show 'Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice' (January 8, 2022)
8 Year Old Whiz Kid Beats 20 Adult Chess Masters At Once (May 16, 2016)
80 Year Old Man Poses As High School Student And No One Notices (May 31, 2016)
911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator (July 31, 2016)
92 Year Old UK Man Arrested For Misgendering Classmate Back In 1940 (October 27, 2019)
A Lucid Joe Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race And Endorses Bernie Sanders (April 13, 2020)
A Rare Inside Look Into Obama's Shoe Collection (5 Photos) (May 4, 2016)
A Suddenly Lucid Biden Wonders Why There's So Many Black People At His Klan Rally (May 14, 2023)
Aaron Rodgers Says He's Healed After Doctors Prescribed Him Treatment Of 'Walk It Off' (September 12, 2023)
Academy Award-Winning Actress Glenn Close Becomes Suddenly Distant, Says Friends (June 13, 2016)
According To New Poll, 10 Out Of 3 Americans Are Bad At Math (May 13, 2019)
Accused Myanmar Leader Claims She Used Biden Strategy Of Hiding In Basement To Win Election Legitimately (February 10, 2021)
Accused Noose In Bubba Wallace Case Suing For Discrimination And Slander (June 25, 2020)
Activists Super Glue Nostrils And Mouths Shut In Protest Of Climate Change (October 15, 2022)
Adam Schiff: 'I Have Substantial Proof Donald Trump Is President Of The United States' (July 4, 2020)
Addiction Addiction Is Addicting, Says Addict (August 28, 2016)
ADL Places Seagull On Anti-Semite List For Pooping On Jewish Man's Shoulder (September 5, 2023)
Afghan Man Wins World Beard Growing Contest (May 2, 2016)
After 35 Years Wife Realizes Husband Is Mute (June 9, 2016)
After Backwards Gun Scope Gaffe, US Navy Uploads New Updated Photo (April 10, 2024)
After Colin Kaepernick Complains, 'Betsy Ross' Shoes Sue Nike In Class Action Lawsuit (July 2, 2019)
After Finding Leprechaun's Pot Of Gold While In Ireland, Hunter Biden Blows It On Crack And Hookers (April 13, 2023)
After Getting Fat-Shamed Online, Santa Claus Drops Two Hundred Pounds (December 18, 2016)
After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy (December 26, 2021)
After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight (June 6, 2023)
After Ignoring Celine Dion At Grammys, Taylor Swift Promises To Dedicate Her Next 'Boyfriend Breakup' Song To Her (February 5, 2024)
After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15 (November 19, 2021)
After Sending Warships To Secure Israel's Border, Biden Secures US Border By Sending His Thoughts And Prayers (October 15, 2023)
After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus 'Racist' For Infecting Person Of Color (January 11, 2022)
After Stealing Everything In San Francisco, Thieves Start Robbing Each Other (September 1, 2023)
After Tyson Match, Jake Paul To Fight 94-Year-Old 1940s Boxer Barney Stewart (March 7, 2024)
After Winning Washington DC, Nikki Haley Says She's One Step Closer To Being Able To Start World War 3 (March 4, 2024)
After World Cup Loss, Croatia Cries Fowl (July 15, 2018)
AI Generates Pictures Of Politicians Extremely Fat (December 10, 2023)
AI Remake Of Taken Movie Phone Scene With Trump And Biden (December 21, 2023)
AI Trump And Obama Play One Word Party Game | AI Parody (December 18, 2023)
Airlines Hiring Prostitutes As Stewardesses (May 6, 2016)
Alec Baldwin Consults Esteemed Legal Analyst OJ Simpson For Advice On Alleged Murder Allegations (October 28, 2021)
Alex Jones Says Mitch McConnell Didn't Freeze, But Was Communicating Telepathically With Aliens (August 31, 2023)
Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let's You See Who's Vaccinated (November 7, 2021)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She's Part Asian Because She Once Ate At Chinese Restaurant (July 14, 2019)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens (April 13, 2019)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary (June 24, 2020)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says Putting Masks On Laptops May Stop Spread Of Deadly Computer Virus (April 5, 2020)
All Nude Dentist Office Is A Hit With Nervous Patients (NSFW) (September 17, 2017)
Altruistic Nancy Pelosi Feeds Starving Homeless People By Tweeting Photos Of Her Stocked Refrigerator (April 23, 2020)
America's Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine (February 20, 2022)
American News Media Praises China's Use Of Uyghur Prisoners As Human Torches To Light Olympic Cauldron (February 5, 2022)
American Workers Fight To Take Entire Year Off Except For Labor Day (August 25, 2018)
Americans Observe MIA Recognition Day By Paying Tribute To Missing President Biden (September 15, 2023)
Amid Backlash, There Will No Longer Be Ball Drops On New Year's Eve (December 28, 2018)
Amid Backlash, This Year's Mardi Gras Will Be Separated By Gender And Sexual Orientation (February 8, 2018)
Amy Schumer Hosts Oscars Alone After Eating Regina Hall And Wanda Sykes In Opening Monologue (March 28, 2022)
An Impatient Joe Biden Hires Freddy Krueger To Vaccinate Hesitant People While They're Sleeping (September 25, 2021)
Andrew Tate Gives Biden A Much-Needed Pep Talk (December 15, 2023)
Angelina Jolie Calls One Of Her Children By The Wrong Name (June 26, 2016)
Angry Biden BRUTALLY Insults Interviewer During Funny Phone Call! (December 14, 2023)
Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump (March 11, 2023)
Angry Vegan Claims Burger King Should Have Meat-Free Bathrooms Away From Carnivores (November 20, 2019)
Angry, Fed Up Republicans Threaten To Write Their Sternest Letters Yet In Response To Democrats Indictment Of Trump (August 26, 2023)
Ankle Sock In Arizona Named World's Oldest Sock (May 11, 2016)
Annoying Tree Bark Keeps Neighbors Up At Night (September 29, 2019)
Anonymous Group Hacks Elton John's Pacemaker (April 20, 2016)
Anthony Fauci Slams Fox News For Not Exterminating Lara Logan For Comparing Him To Nazi Doctor (December 3, 2021)
Anti-Trump Seagulls Block Roadway In Protest (May 13, 2016)
Antifa Campaigns For Joe Biden While Peacefully Rioting As Election Day Approaches (October 22, 2020)
AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order (January 1, 2022)
AOC Backs Out Of Debate With Conan Military Dog After Getting KO'd On Twitter By Hero Canine (November 9, 2019)
AOC Calls Police On Strange Woman Who Keeps Stalking Her In Her Bathroom Mirror (November 21, 2021)
AOC Dumps Out All Her Russian Dressing In Support Of France (April 12, 2022)
AOC Falls Deeply, Madly In Love With Herself (January 27, 2024)
AOC Gives Touching Tribute In Remembrance Of The 6,969.50 Times She Died On January 6 (January 6, 2024)
AOC Leaves Twitter After Accusing The Social Media Site Of Just Wanting To Date Her (February 1, 2022)
AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection (November 25, 2021)
AOC Says Getting Interrupted During Town Hall 'Was, Like, Totally Worse Than 9/11' (October 14, 2022)
AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day (March 9, 2023)
AOC Says Philadelphia Looters Are Good People Just Stealing Alcohol To Feed Their Families (September 27, 2023)
AOC: 'Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order' (March 21, 2024)
AOC's Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez (February 20, 2020)
Apathetic Man Doesn't Support Israel Or Palestine (October 10, 2023)
Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values (November 30, 2022)
April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined (April 22, 2024)
Archaeologists Unearth Unbelieveable Artifacts Inside Egyptian Pyramid (July 13, 2016)
Ariana Grande Wants Fans To Know She's Ok After Mistakenly Driving Her Porsche Instead Of Ferrari (September 3, 2019)
Arizona's Katie Hobbs Takes Lead After Thousands Of Votes Found Inside John Fetterman's Neck (November 11, 2022)
Army Drill Sergeant Court Martialed For Yelling At Recruit (July 8, 2016)
Arnold Schwarzenegger And Steven Seagal Settle Russia Ukraine Conflict On Big Screen (March 22, 2022)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Confirms 'Terminator: Dark Fate' Will Be Spin-Off Of The Golden Girls (July 19, 2019)
As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump 'Worst Possible Person' To Keep America's Bars Safe (January 30, 2020)
Asian Murder Hornet Arrested For Homicide After Dispute With Bee Neighbor (May 4, 2020)
At 189 Years Old, Nancy Pelosi Says She's Almost Ready To Retire From Political Office...Almost (October 19, 2021)
At Least 43 Squirrels Shot, 6 Fatally, In Violent Chicago Weekend (October 24, 2021)
Australia Prime Minister Issues Arrest Warrant For Pepe The Frog (April 24, 2024)
Authorities Release Photo Of Painting Found Inside Home Of Alleged Sex Trafficker P Diddy (March 27, 2024)
Authorities Say Arrested Mall Santa Is Definitely Not Extremely Deceased Jeffrey Epstein (December 24, 2019)
Azealia Banks Claims She's A Victim Of Polite Supremacy (May 14, 2016)
Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork (May 1, 2016)
Banks Set Up Satellite Offices At Gas Stations For People To Take Out Loans To Pay For Gas (March 9, 2022)
Barack Obama Says His Presidency Proves Women Make Better Leaders Than Men (December 20, 2019)
Bath & Body Works Selling New Line Of Animal Scented Candles For Annual Sale (December 1, 2023)
Be My Valentine: Nancy Pelosi's Love Letter To Trump To Avert Another Shutdown (February 13, 2019)
Beautiful California Woman Arrested In Kansas For Expired Florida Driver's License (June 23, 2019)
Beautiful Nancy Pelosi, 189, Stuns In Sexy Bikini As She Soaks Up The Sun (December 8, 2021)
Ben Carson: Nuclear Weapons Stored In Noah's Ark (April 25, 2016)
Benjamin Netanyahu Converts To Islam, Promotes Peace (April 17, 2016)
Bernie Sanders Forgets Which Country He's Campaigning For (May 25, 2016)
Bernie Sanders: 'We Must Crush The Corporate Democrat Establishment, So Vote For Corporate Democrat Establishment Biden' (October 14, 2020)
Bernie Sanders' New Rap Album Proves He's A Man Of The People (August 19, 2019)
Beto O'Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall (October 6, 2023)
Beto O'Rourke Promises He'll Be The First Mexican-American Governor Of Texas (November 18, 2021)
Beto O'Rourke Promises To Finish Building Border Wall, Only It'll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It (October 2, 2022)
Beto O'Rourke: 'I Will Not In Any Scenario Run For The United States Presidency' (August 17, 2019)
Beto O'Rourke's Plan To Send All American's Guns To The Moon Met With Confusion (September 18, 2019)
Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House (February 10, 2023)
Biden Accused Of Being A 'Putin Puppet' After Russian President's Controversial Endorsement (February 16, 2024)
Biden Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Mistakenly Leaving Saudi Arabia Shower With Towel On Head (July 17, 2022)
Biden Administration Hires More Border Patrol Agents To Assist Illegals In Crossing Border (August 3, 2023)
Biden Administration Really Sticks It To Russia By Letting American People Starve To Death (March 11, 2022)
Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas (March 14, 2022)
Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods (April 23, 2024)
Biden And France's Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match (October 29, 2021)
Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A 'Merry You'll Be Dead Soon Christmas' (December 25, 2021)
Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist (April 27, 2024)
Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President (June 12, 2023)
Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar (April 4, 2024)
Biden Appoints Satan As Top Climate Change Diplomat (February 1, 2024)
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff (January 19, 2022)
Biden Appoints Son Hunter Head Of The New Crack Pipe Distribution Department (February 8, 2022)
Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People (January 11, 2023)
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To White House Teleprompter (July 9, 2022)
Biden Blames Anti-Vaxxers For Causing The US To Lose World War 5 In Riveting Veteran's Day Speech (November 11, 2021)
Biden Blames Russian Hackers For His Fall On Air Force One Steps (March 21, 2021)
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button (February 27, 2022)
Biden BRUTALLY Roasts Interviewer Over Phone! (December 14, 2023)
Biden Builds Border Wall Around Florida To Keep Freedom-Loving Cubans Out Of The U.S. (July 18, 2021)
Biden Celebrates Memorial Day By Recognizing All The Brave Ukrainians Who Died For American Interests (May 29, 2023)
Biden Celebrates Mother's Day By Saying Murdering Babies Needs To Remain Legal (May 8, 2022)
Biden Closes Border Immediately After Seeing Illegal Aliens Chanting 'Trump' (March 1, 2024)
Biden Comes Out As Gay, Says He's Been Dating Robert L. Peters Behind Wife Jill's Back (August 20, 2023)
Biden Competes With Trump's Sneakers By Selling $69 Gold Diapers (February 19, 2024)
Biden Condemns Tucker Carlson's Explosive Interview With Dead Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev (February 10, 2024)
Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court (April 7, 2022)
Biden Considers Nominating Strong Black Woman Hillary Clinton To Supreme Court (January 30, 2022)
Biden Contemplates Canceling Russia Attack After US Soldiers Can't Decide Which Outfits To Wear (February 11, 2022)
Biden Cooks BBQed MAGA Republicans In Celebration Of Labor Day (September 5, 2022)
Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He'd Do Better Job If He Were In Charge (January 5, 2022)
Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween (October 30, 2023)
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Putin: 'Russia's Army No Match For US Servicemen In Dresses And High-Heels' (August 1, 2022)
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump (March 22, 2023)
Biden Distracts From Presidential Failures By Wearing Extremely Large, Oversized Hat (April 23, 2023)
Biden Does Poor Job At Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And Chris Wallace (September 30, 2020)
Biden Dons New Look To Help Boost Failing Poll Numbers (October 19, 2022)
Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween (October 31, 2023)
Biden Endorses Trump After Having A Brief Moment Of Clarity (December 5, 2023)
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada (February 12, 2022)
Biden Fired From Suicide Prevention Job For Telling Everyone They Will Die (December 24, 2021)
Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse (September 26, 2021)
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida's Hurricane Ian Damage (September 30, 2022)
Biden Flies To Israel To Check In With His Boss (October 18, 2023)
Biden Flies To Ukraine To Assess Damages From Hawaii Fires (August 12, 2023)
Biden Gets Very 'Hands On' Advice From Former President Obama (November 25, 2021)
Biden Gives Vladimir Putin A Stern Warning: 'Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall' (December 31, 2021)
Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans--Wait, Nevermind, It's Going To Ukraine Again (September 9, 2022)
Biden Has An Embarrassing Moment While Giving A Speech In Front Of World Leaders (January 28, 2024)
Biden Has Awesome News For Everyone Who Goes Out And Gets The Zombie Injection (December 14, 2021)
Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit (April 19, 2024)
Biden Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell 'How Dare You' Whenever Asked About Hunter's Emails (October 17, 2020)
Biden Hires Hillary Clinton To Yell 'What Difference Does It Make' Whenever Asked About Afghanistan (August 27, 2021)
Biden Hires Sexual Assault Expert Bill Clinton As Adviser On MeToo Allegations (April 26, 2020)
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell 'Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction' (February 26, 2022)
Biden Holds President's Day Rally In Graveyard To Thank All His Supporters (February 16, 2021)
Biden Inspired Video Game 'Call Of Doody: Stained Underwear III' Has Exploded All Over America (December 12, 2023)
Biden Invades Mar-A-Lago After George Bush Accuses Trump Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction (June 14, 2023)
Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month (June 28, 2023)
Biden Makes An Angry Dr. Phil End His Show | AI Parody (December 28, 2023)
Biden Mandates That All Women Must Let Him Sniff Their Hair (September 29, 2021)
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won't Forget Who They Are (October 22, 2021)
Biden Meme: That Face You Make When... (January 9, 2024)
Biden Mourns Lives Lost From Wisconsin Tragedy By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream (November 22, 2021)
Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC (February 22, 2022)
Biden Paints White House Brown In Celebration Of St. Patrick's Day (March 17, 2024)
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter (April 9, 2023)
Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early (April 12, 2024)
Biden Polls Americans Asking If He Should Step Down As President (December 21, 2022)
Biden Prepares For New COVID Vaccine Rollout By Practicing His Saline Injection Performances (August 27, 2023)
Biden Prepares For Nuclear World War 3 By Stockpiling Tampons, Makeup, And Hormones (May 8, 2023)
Biden Press Conference Doesn't Go As Expected | Parody (January 15, 2024)
Biden Press Conference Gets Weird | Parody (January 14, 2024)
Biden Promises To Address FTX Scandal By Sending Another $100 Billion To Ukraine (November 16, 2022)
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023 (February 28, 2023)
Biden Promises To Help Victims Of Ohio Chemical Spill By Sending $100 Billion To Ukraine (February 13, 2023)
Biden Promises To Make Up To East Palestine, Ohio By Making Donation To Ukraine In Their Name (February 17, 2024)
Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool (December 27, 2021)
Biden Proudly Shows Reporters His Rare Soiled Diaper Collection (September 15, 2022)
Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance (April 18, 2024)
Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353 (July 22, 2022)
Biden Recovering After Getting Obama's Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy (November 20, 2021)
Biden Releases New 8-Track Tape Music Album To Try And Attract Younger Voters (December 19, 2023)
Biden Renames His Crack Pipe Distribution Plan To The George Floyd Initiative (February 9, 2022)
Biden Reportedly Jealous China's Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin (March 23, 2023)
Biden Responds To RFK Jr.'s Bench Press Video By Walking Two Feet Before Falling (June 25, 2023)
Biden Retracts Student Loan Forgiveness Offer After Realizing Money Was Supposed To Go To Ukraine (August 25, 2022)
Biden Ruins Dr. Phil's Last Episode | AI Parody (December 28, 2023)
Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser (March 29, 2024)
Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating (March 27, 2022)
Biden Says Black Friday Was A Time To Come Together And Celebrate America's Great Negroes (November 27, 2021)
Biden Says He'll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up (June 8, 2023)
Biden Says He'll Stand Up For UAW Workers The Same Way He Stands Up Whenever Walking (September 26, 2023)
Biden Says He's Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream (July 9, 2023)
Biden Says Son Hunter's 'A Good Boy On His Way To Church Who Didn't Do Nothing' (June 24, 2023)
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don't Have Any Money (March 17, 2023)
Biden Scoffs At Critics, Says Empty Grocery Shelves Help Fatties Lose Weight (January 17, 2022)
Biden Sends Commander To Dr. Fauci For Dog Obedience Training (October 5, 2023)
Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year's Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM (January 1, 2023)
Biden Slams Obama For Not Endorsing Him Right After Hearing Obama's Endorsement (April 15, 2020)
Biden Soils Himself On Live TV To Show Dominance Over Putin (December 5, 2022)
Biden Stand-Up Routine Stupid Jokes - 'Seagulls' (December 31, 2023)
Biden Sticks His Chin Out To Help Get Humanitarian Aid To Gaza (October 19, 2023)
Biden Suddenly Realizes How Awful He Really Is (December 10, 2023)
Biden Swallows Pelosi's Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House (April 9, 2022)
Biden Tears Down Atmosphere To Allow Millions Of Illegal Space Aliens Into U.S. (February 7, 2021)
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny (March 17, 2022)
Biden Tells Babies If They Need Money For Formula They Should Just Learn To Code (May 13, 2022)
Biden Tells Maui Victims He Knows How They Feel Due To The Time He Burnt His Tongue On Buffalo Chicken Wings (August 22, 2023)
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify (January 31, 2022)
Biden To African Leaders: 'If You Side With Putin Then You Ain't Black' (August 1, 2023)
Biden To Latinos: 'If You Vote For Trump Over Me Then You Ain't Black' (March 20, 2024)
Biden Travels To Pennsylvania To Give John Fetterman Public Speaking Advice (October 16, 2022)
Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything's Fine (January 8, 2023)
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists (September 13, 2022)
Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill (February 21, 2023)
Biden Volunteers To Search For More Classified Documents By Patting Down All Young Women (January 25, 2023)
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home (November 18, 2020)
Biden Voters Justify Syria Bombing Saying At Least They Got Rid Of Trump's Mean Tweets (February 27, 2021)
Biden Vows To Fix US Recession By Sending Another $900 Trillion To Ukraine (July 28, 2022)
Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia (January 24, 2022)
Biden Wishes Everyone 'Happy Easter' In Touching, Heartfelt Thanksgiving Message (November 24, 2022)
Biden Wishes Everyone 'Merry Christmas' In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message (April 18, 2022)
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie 'Wild Things' (October 18, 2021)
Biden: 'I Don't Feel A Day Over A Hundred' (May 3, 2023)
Biden: 'If I Had A Son He'd Look Like Danny Masterson' (September 9, 2023)
Biden: 'If The Supreme Court Pick's Not Corrupt, Then You Ain't My Nominee!' (January 27, 2022)
Biden: 'If You Don't Want Nuclear War With Russia Then You Ain't Black' (October 11, 2022)
Biden: 'Let Me Start Off With Two Words: Made In, Uh, Well, You Know The Thing' (October 7, 2022)
Biden: 'Now That We Got Rid Of That Dictator Trump I Can Finally Rule As King Of America' (February 4, 2021)
Biden's Approval Rating Rises Among The Key 150 To 200 Year Old Demographic (March 5, 2022)
Biden's Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron (October 31, 2020)
Biden's Dog Major Comes Out As Trump Supporter After Fracturing Owner's Ankle (November 30, 2020)
Biden's DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read 'The Art Of The Deal', Or Watched 'The Apprentice' (November 29, 2023)
Biden's New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words 'Let's Go Brandon' Into Carpet (February 13, 2022)
Biden's State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech (February 8, 2023)
Biden's Wife Jill Falls Madly In Love With Macho, Take-Charge White House Bunny (April 19, 2022)
Big Bird Arrested For Peddling Medical Misinformation (November 6, 2022)
Bill Barr Wants Special Counsel Probe Into Hunter Biden For Stealing His Bucket Of Fried Chicken (July 31, 2022)
Bill Clinton Secretly Campaigning For Trump's Wife (May 17, 2016)
Bill Clinton: 'I Couldn't Have Been On Jeffrey Epstein's Island Because I Love My Wife Hillary' (July 12, 2019)
Bill Gates Promises His New GMO Mosquitos Are Just As Safe And Effective As His Vaccines (September 2, 2023)
Bill Gates: 'Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.' (December 2, 2020)
Black Lives Matter Group Getting Own TV Show (April 14, 2016)
Black Man Arrested For Critically Wounding White Seagull (April 13, 2016)
Black-Robed Biden Executes Order 66 On MAGA Republicans During Impassioned Speech (September 2, 2022)
Blind Man Arrested After Using Seeing Eye Dog To Look Up Women's Skirts (May 8, 2019)
Bob Dole Comes Clean About Past (April 12, 2016)
Boeing Hires Priests To Read Passengers Their Last Rites Before Boarding Planes (March 15, 2024)
Bollywood Actress Under Fire For Overcooking Hamburger (April 26, 2016)
Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan (January 28, 2022)
Bored Cat Goes On Vacation By Sitting At Different House Window (August 19, 2023)
Boring Biden Speech Gets Hijacked By Infamous Troll (January 18, 2024)
Boris Johnson Confirms: 'I'm Self-Isolating Because I'm Useless, Not For COVID' (November 16, 2020)
Boston Obese Epidemic: Fattest Squirrels In Country Going On Diet (June 14, 2019)
Brain-Eating Amoebae Starve Inside Al Sharpton's Head (April 26, 2016)
Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics (March 1, 2022)
Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital (January 22, 2022)
Brazil: Mardi Gras Police Being Heralded As Future Of Law Enforcement (February 26, 2017)
Brazil's Alexandre de Moraes Dons Helmet And Sword To Try To Appear Less Menacing (April 8, 2024)
Breaking News: Famous Hollywood Producer's Shoe Accused Of Sexual Misconduct (December 2, 2017)
Breaking News: Leaker Finally Found Inside White House (March 12, 2017)
Breaking News: Trump May Be Indicted For Allegedly Not Saying 'Excuse Me' After Burping (March 18, 2023)
Breaking: White Man Wearing White Clothes Seen Walking Into White Castle (August 6, 2019)
Breathing Deemed Bad For The Environment, Says EPA (June 11, 2016)
Brian Stelter Gets Rehired At CNN After Coming Out As Transgender (August 19, 2022)
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China (February 27, 2022)
British Woman Questioned By Authorities After Sending Baby In Package Through Post Office (May 2, 2019)
Buff High School Girl Easily Defeats Competition To Win State Wrestling Tournament (December 18, 2022)
Build Black Better: Joe Biden Offers Free Crack To First 500 Blacks Who Vote For Him (August 16, 2020)
Burger King Unveils New Logo To Better Reflect Their Support Of Censorship (September 24, 2023)
Burnt Toast? Disney Pulls Recipe For Toast After Fans Get Burned Up (September 25, 2016)
BuzzFeed Articles Suddenly Improve After Company Hires Chimpanzees As Writers (January 3, 2022)
By 2028 Shoeism Will Be The World's Number One Religion (January 21, 2018)
By 2035 The United States Will Migrate Back To England, Promises Scientist (June 15, 2016)
Caitlyn Jenner To Be Added To Mount Rushmore (April 15, 2016)
California Governor Gavin Newsom Begins Collecting Property Taxes On Homeless People's Cardboard Boxes (July 30, 2022)
California Is The First State To Require ID Cards For Dogs (June 6, 2016)
California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting (February 6, 2023)
California Man Claims He Was Molested By His Underwear (June 23, 2019)
California Police Arrest Easter Bunny For Not Wearing Mask During Coronavirus Lockdown (April 11, 2020)
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers (April 5, 2024)
Can Cats Cure Baldness In Humans? One Scientist Says Yes (January 25, 2018)
Canada Building Border Wall To Keep Out Hollywood Celebrities Fleeing A Trump Presidency (November 11, 2016)
Canada Outlaws Left Turns On All Roads (July 3, 2016)
Canada Votes To Change National Anthem From 'O Canada' To Just The Sounds Of Trucks Honking (January 30, 2022)
Canada's Justin Trudeau Apologizes For Wearing Whiteface (September 28, 2023)
Canada's Justin Trudeau Can Almost Feel Pierre Poilievre Watching Him (February 17, 2024)
Canada's Justin Trudeau Elected New Prime Minister Of Haiti (March 15, 2024)
Canada's Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless 'Idiot' In Mirror (January 9, 2022)
Canada's Trudeau Auctions Off His Eyebrows To Help Raise Money For Ukraine (November 25, 2023)
Canada's Trudeau Bans Bananas After Man Slips And Falls On Banana Peel (May 3, 2020)
Canada's Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes (September 8, 2022)
Canada's Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training (February 22, 2023)
Canadian Parliament Releases New Hitler One Hundred Dollar Bill To Commemorate Nazis Fight Against Russians (September 25, 2023)
Canadian Restaurants Offering Free Fries For Proof Of Euthanasia (December 13, 2022)
Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau's Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire (June 8, 2023)
Cardinals Shut Out By Blue Jays For Third Time This Season (March 6, 2017)
Carrot Beats Usain Bolt In Olympic First-Round 100 Meter (August 14, 2016)
Cat Calls On The Rise, Phone Service Providers Use New Tool To Fight Back (April 8, 2019)
Cat Community Passes Controversial 'Don't Say Spay' Bill (April 2, 2022)
Cat Dies After Overdosing On Catnip (April 20, 2016)
Cat Fight Set To Anime Sound Effects (December 23, 2023)
Cat On Lunesta Mauls Owner To Death (April 22, 2016)
Cat-Flavored Ice Cream Huge Success In Korea (April 14, 2016)
Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican (April 15, 2016)
Cautious Vampire Worried Next Victim May Be COVID Vaccinated (March 19, 2024)
CDC Says Covering Your Ears And Screaming 'La La La, This Isn't Happening' Can Protect You From Omicron (December 30, 2021)
Celebrities Call For People Who Post Mean Things Online To Be Executed (July 13, 2023)
Charismatic Preacher Heals Leopard Of Its Spots (April 19, 2016)
Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time (February 3, 2023)
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She'll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her (May 22, 2021)
China Creates New And Improved COVID-20, Promises This Virus Won't Fall Apart After One Use (April 28, 2020)
China Gets Trolled After Taiwan Makes Winnie The Pooh Their Official Country Mascot (May 27, 2021)
China President Xi Jinping Voted People's Republic Of China Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive (October 11, 2019)
China Purchases Checkers Restaurant In Major Deal (May 25, 2016)
China Vows To Pull Every Chinese Restaurant If Trump Raises Tariffs (May 11, 2019)
China's President Xi Appoints Coronavirus As Ambassador To The United States (March 26, 2020)
China's President Xi Jinping Visiting America To Learn From Biden How Not To Run A Country (November 12, 2023)
China's President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics (February 10, 2022)
China's President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats (November 22, 2020)
Chinese Citizens Mystified By Strange, Round, Orange Object Floating In China Sky (August 23, 2023)
Chinese New Year Changed To January 20th Presidential Inauguration, Now Called Chinese Donald Trump Presidential Inauguration New Year Day 2017 (January 15, 2017)
Chris Christie Challenges Trump To Sumo Wrestling Match, Says He'll Eat Him For Lunch (July 17, 2023)
Chris Christie Comes Out With Own Clothing Line (June 8, 2016)
Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry (January 11, 2024)
Chris Christie Joins This Year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (November 22, 2023)
Chris Christie Releases New Campaign Slogan: 'Vote For Me Or I'll Hug Obama Again' (September 28, 2023)
Chris Christie's 'White Lizzo' Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender (November 9, 2023)
Chris Cuomo Says He Doesn't Have A Brother, Only A Sister Who Eerily Resembles Andrew (December 1, 2021)
Chris Hansen Hosts Popular New Show Called 'To Catch A CNN Predator' (February 16, 2022)
Chrissy Teigen Debuts New Mustache Transplant, Says She Regrets Ever Plucking All The Hairs Out (November 23, 2021)
Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized (December 14, 2022)
Chuck Schumer Says His Mother's Sister's Neighbor's Son's Mailman's Mechanic's Dentist's Patient Was Targeted On January 6 (January 8, 2022)
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes (March 9, 2023)
CIA Hacks Into Kim Jong-un's Secret Facebook Account (3 Photos) (May 11, 2016)
Cigarettes Leading Cause Of Cigarette Smoke, Says Scientist (April 21, 2016)
City Of Detroit Accidentally Puts Xanax In Water Supply, Crime Down By Almost 100% (June 10, 2016)
City Of Rio Uses Their Mass Robbery Problems To Try And Attract Tourists (August 23, 2016)
Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China (July 25, 2020)
Climate Change Says That It Now Identifies As Environmentally Fluid (November 5, 2019)
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road (June 5, 2016)
CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News (September 27, 2019)
CNN Apologizes For Going Two Minutes Without Pushing Race-Baiting Story (June 13, 2020)
CNN Changes Their Name To The 'January 6 News Network' (January 16, 2022)
CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Evil Says Joe Rogan Spreading Medical Misinformation (January 18, 2022)
CNN Creates New Network CNN 2.0 To Cover Up Scandals Of First CNN (February 3, 2022)
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record (November 5, 2020)
CNN Jealous Of Fox News' Draconian Vaccine Mandate For Employees (December 19, 2021)
CNN Most Trusted News Network, According To New CNN Poll (January 22, 2017)
CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts (November 10, 2020)
CNN Report: Trump Meddles In Election Process By Intending To Run Second Term (March 4, 2020)
CNN Reports Donald Trump's Presidency Is A Far-Right Conspiracy Theory (May 21, 2020)
CNN Reports Evidence Obtained From Hunter Biden's Laptop Are Lewd But Mostly Peaceful Images (October 21, 2020)
CNN Reports Israel-Palestine Attacks Are Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protests (October 8, 2023)
CNN Reports Trump Panicking After Biden's Massive Rally Doubles In Size With 10 People In Attendance (October 11, 2020)
CNN Says Biden's Corruption Is Improper But Mostly Peaceful (August 2, 2023)
CNN Says Empty Grocery Shelves And No Food Are A Good Thing (January 12, 2022)
CNN Says Newly Released Video Shows Trump Slapping Chris Rock, Not Will Smith (March 30, 2022)
CNN Tries Improving Ratings By Slapping Brian Stelter At End Of Each Show (April 8, 2022)
CNN: 'Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You' (December 11, 2021)
CNN: 'White House Briefing Makes History Led By 3 Black Women...No Wait, 10 Black Women...No Wait, 100' (March 13, 2023)
CNN: Biden's Approval Rating Hits An Impressive All-Time High Of Negative 69 Percent (November 8, 2021)
CNN: Chickens Of Color Are Underrepresented On Chicken Farms, Report Finds (May 18, 2023)
CNN: Millions Of People Cured Of Cancer After Listening To Obama's Divine Democratic Convention Speech (August 20, 2020)
CNN's Brian Stelter Gets Brutally Roasted Once Again By Cursing Callers (January 20, 2022)
CNN's Don Lemon Calls Police After Seeing Black Man In Bathroom Mirror (February 7, 2020)
CNN's Don Lemon Challenges Joe Rogan To Makeup Wearing Contest After Being Called 'Weak, Girly-Man' (October 23, 2021)
Colorado Supreme Court Punishes Americans Even Further By Leaving Biden On Ballot (December 22, 2023)
Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO's Hair Plugs (April 20, 2016)
Con Air 2: Southwest Airlines Hires Escaped Convicts To Fly Planes After Pilots Quit In Protest (October 12, 2021)
Concerned Parents Plead With Son To Stop Vaping And Start Smoking Safer Cigarettes (December 17, 2019)
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill's Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga (December 14, 2021)
Confused Liberals Heads Explode After Putin Endorses Biden For President (February 15, 2024)
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That's More Representative Of The United States (October 12, 2023)
Congress Mandates New Rules Amendment Requiring All Members To Pledge Allegiance To Ukraine (March 2, 2023)
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border -- No Wait, Nevermind, It's For Israel Again (November 3, 2023)
Congress Passes Bill That Will Just Send One Hundred Percent Of American's Paychecks Directly To Ukraine (August 9, 2022)
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American's Home (April 22, 2023)
Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill (April 21, 2016)
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views (September 11, 2022)
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists (March 11, 2020)
Controversy Arises After Photos Of Biden's Pardoned Turkey Found On Hunter's Laptop (November 21, 2022)
Cop Arrests Woman For Damaging Police Property After Running Her Over With His Car (March 14, 2023)
Corn Dog Joins 2020 Democratic Field For President (December 3, 2019)
Coronavirus Comes Forward And Accuses Andrew Cuomo Of Sexual Harassment (March 4, 2021)
COVID Omicron Murdered On The Violent Streets Of Chicago Gang Style (December 13, 2021)
COVID Omicron Variant Shot And Killed During Violent Chicago Weekend Shooting (December 9, 2021)
COVID Says It's Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC (January 17, 2022)
COVID Vaccine Has Heart Attack After Getting Injected With Chris Christie (February 6, 2022)
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden (August 17, 2022)
COVID Virus Distances Itself From Disgraced Physician Dr. Fauci (January 2, 2023)
COVID Virus Files Restraining Order Against 'Stalker' Dr. Fauci (May 1, 2023)
COVID Virus Jealous President Zelensky Getting All Media Attention (April 9, 2022)
Crazy! Weird Unexplained Creature Caught On Security Camera Night Video (June 25, 2019)
D-List Celebrities Threaten To Quit If Trump Wins (April 27, 2016)
Dad Tells Son Maybe Next Year When Trump's President His Gift Will Actually Have Something In It (December 23, 2023)
Daddy Biden Pimp Slaps His Ho OSHA For Failing To Get Clients Vaccinated (January 14, 2022)
Daily Soak Presents: Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2021 (December 28, 2021)
Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC (January 26, 2022)
Dead Cats And Dogs Litter Small Town (April 12, 2016)
Dear Diary...Love Hillary (April 25, 2016)
Dear Diary...Love Justin (April 25, 2016)
Dear Trump (April 28, 2016)
Dear Trump (May 11, 2016)
Death Row Inmate Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Execution (October 2, 2023)
Deceased Biden Supporters Host 'Million Dead Voters March' In D.C. To Protest Their Votes Getting Thrown Out (November 14, 2020)
Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes (February 20, 2023)
Democrat New York Governor Ends 'Homeowners' Rights' In Response To DeSantis Stopping 'Squatters' Rights' (March 29, 2024)
Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would've Been Worse If They Weren't Vaccinated (December 23, 2021)
Democrat Turnout Will Be Huge This Upcoming Election, Reports Expert Mortician (August 31, 2022)
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida (September 28, 2022)
Democrats Ask For Election Fraud Amnesty Ahead Of Midterm Elections (November 3, 2022)
Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution (September 17, 2023)
Democrats Celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day By Stealing Lahaina Land From Indigenous Hawaiians (October 9, 2023)
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating (December 5, 2020)
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border (February 4, 2023)
Democrats Hire Officer Barbrady From South Park To Yell 'Nothing To See Here' At Rigged Polling Stations (August 6, 2022)
Democrats Hold Vigil For Politicians Not Killed During January 6 Capitol Protest (January 6, 2022)
Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden's Phone Call With Ukraine President (January 28, 2022)
Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old (November 17, 2022)
Democrats Pander To Dead People To Try And Win The Deceased Vote (October 26, 2022)
Democrats Play Trump's Speeches Backwards, Find Hidden Russian Messages (March 7, 2020)
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached (October 3, 2019)
Democrats Replace Themselves With Cardboard Cutouts To Boycott Hearing, Actually Get More Done (October 23, 2020)
Democrats Send Terminator Back In Time To Stop Trump From Ever Becoming President (March 18, 2020)
Democrats Tear Down George Floyd Memorial To Make Room For Monument To Latest Hero (May 6, 2023)
Democrats Throw Cancer Patients Out Of Hospitals To Make Room For Illegal Immigrants (May 17, 2023)
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States (January 12, 2020)
Democrats Update Their KKK Outfits To Show Support For Ukraine (October 1, 2022)
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg's Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish (September 24, 2020)
Democrats: 'Russians Hacked Biden's Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election' (October 18, 2020)
Dentist Claims Toothbrush Is A Misnomer (April 18, 2016)
Desperate Democrats Make Kyle Rittenhouse Voodoo Doll In Last Ditch Effort To Take Him Down (November 24, 2021)
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup (February 15, 2022)
Diabolical Fauci Mocks His Canine Victims By Wearing Dog Costume (December 23, 2021)
Dianne Feinstein Retires From Politics To Host New 'Tales From The Crypt' Reboot (May 11, 2023)
Disney Fires Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse After He's Outed As A Trump Supporter (January 3, 2024)
Disney's Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island (December 2, 2023)
Disney's Tigger Arrested For Crack Cocaine In Florida Sting Operation (March 18, 2022)
Doctors Confirm: Having A Bowel Movement Can Kill You! (September 3, 2017)
Doctors Warn Having A Heart Puts You At Greater Risk Of A Heart Attack (October 23, 2023)
Dog Wakes Up To Strange Woman In His Bed After Wild Night Out (September 12, 2022)
DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection (October 1, 2023)
DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat (August 28, 2022)
DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith To Trump: 'Kneel Before Jack' (June 11, 2023)
DOJ Releases Damning Evidence Of Trump Callously Telling Blind Man 'I'll See You Later' (June 27, 2023)
Don Jr. And Eric Trump Capture And Kill Endangered USPS Mailbox On Hunting Trip (September 1, 2020)
Donald Trump And Kim Jong-Un Get Into Twitter Fued Over Who Has The Nicest Hair (March 2, 2019)
Donald Trump Fires Back With Painting Of Himself Scrubbing Jim Carrey Out Of Toilet (December 26, 2019)
Donald Trump Likeness Makes Appearance In New Mars Images (June 16, 2019)
Donald Trump Said What? (July 22, 2016)
Donald Trump Stand-Up Comedy Stupid Jokes – 'Botox' (January 4, 2024)
Donald Trump: My New Book Is Beautiful (June 17, 2016)
Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap (September 16, 2023)
Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement (August 23, 2022)
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies (March 19, 2022)
Dr. Fauci Enjoys Delicious Thanksgiving Beagle With Friends And Coworkers (November 24, 2022)
Dr. Fauci Jealous After Liberals Exchange Him For President Zelensky Pillows (March 26, 2022)
Dr. Fauci Praises China For Brutally Murdering Dogs To Stop Spread Of Dreaded COVID-19 (November 19, 2021)
Dr. Phil: Bashful Snake Refuses To Shed Its Skin In Front Of Its Peers (May 27, 2023)
Drinking Excess Beer Boosts Spread Of Leaka Virus (April 23, 2016)
Due To Backlash, Disney To Replace Seven Dwarfs From Snow White With LA Lakers Players (January 27, 2022)
Due to Biden Inflation, A Penny For Your Thoughts Now Cost $10 (July 29, 2022)
Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman's Body Double Will Also Play Biden's Stand-In (September 20, 2023)
Due To Supply Shortages, Supermarkets Start Selling 'I Did That' Biden Stickers On Empty Shelves (November 13, 2021)
Dunkin' Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August (August 3, 2020)
Dyslexic Man Dies After Dialing 119 (May 7, 2016)
E-Cigarettes Pulling Rite Aid Products From Store Shelves (April 12, 2019)
E! True Hollywood Story: 'Mermit The Frog: Kermit's Drug-Addicted Stripper Sister' (June 16, 2019)
Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity (April 5, 2024)
Easter Bunny Shot, Killed While Delivering Eggs In Chicago (April 17, 2022)
Eating Candy For Breakfast Is Healthy, Claims 8 Year Old (June 19, 2016)
Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats (November 8, 2023)
Edward Snowden Voted Most Likely To Keep A Secret In High School (May 18, 2016)
Egg-less Easter? Easter Bunny Teams Up With Chicken Union As Eggs Go On Strike This Easter (April 20, 2019)
Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud (November 5, 2018)
Election Solved: Trump And Biden Compromise And Will Serve As America's First Dueling Presidents (January 3, 2021)
Elizabeth Warren Drafts Bill To Allow Men To Kick Pregnant Women Down Stairs (May 6, 2022)
Elizabeth Warren Says She Was Bernie Sanders Long Before Bernie Was Bernie Sanders (November 12, 2019)
Elizabeth Warren Takes New DNA Test On Maury Povich Show And The Results Are Shocking (August 22, 2019)
Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage (December 27, 2021)
Elmo Caught Celebrating With Zelensky After Congress Passed $95 Billion Ukraine Aid (April 22, 2024)
Elmo Wears MAGA Hat To Troll Trump-Hater Larry David (March 28, 2024)
Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With 'Z' On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM (July 1, 2023)
Elon Musk Now Controls Twitter CEO's Brain With Neuralink (April 6, 2022)
Elon Musk Selling Ad Space On SpaceX Rocket (March 14, 2024)
Eloquent Speaker Alex Soros Gives Biden Impressive Public Speaking Lessons (January 22, 2024)
Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage (November 18, 2023)
Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win (August 21, 2016)
Emmanuel Macron Ends France Riots By Playing Elton John's 'I'm Still Standing' Song Over And Over Again (July 2, 2023)
Emperor Biden Builds Coliseum To Feed All The Unvaccinated Americans To Hungry Lions (October 15, 2021)
Emperor Palpatine Mandates COVID Vaccine For All Citizens After Getting Full FDA Approval (August 24, 2021)
Entire Audience Goes Blind After Watching The View (May 1, 2016)
Equality: Biden Orders All Zoo Lions That Identify As Antelopes To Be Allowed Into Antelope Enclosures (February 24, 2021)
Eric Swalwell Falls Madly In Love With AOC After She Farts Out Seductive Mating Call (October 14, 2023)
Eric Swalwell's Chinese Ex-Girlfriend Breaks Silence On Former Relationship: 'I Was Tired Of His Farts' (December 11, 2020)
Eric Swalwell's Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress (November 22, 2019)
Establishment Democrats Hold Their Breath After Trump Says Breathing Good For Health (March 19, 2020)
Even Cats Are Not safe In COVID America (November 26, 2021)
Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable (November 12, 2020)
Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda (December 10, 2020)
Experts Say That Going Naked Is Less Offensive Than Wearing Clothes (October 15, 2017)
Experts Suggest Social Distancing From Social Media To Mitigate Spread Of Coronavirus Hysteria (April 1, 2020)
Family Guy Scene But Voiced By US Politicians [AI Parody] (January 14, 2024)
Famous Runway Model Dies After Eating (April 18, 2016)
Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape (August 27, 2017)
Farting Politicians Parody (January 5, 2024)
Fauci Says More Dog Testing Experiments Are Needed To Better Understand Origin Of COVID (January 13, 2022)
FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child's School Lunch Bag (October 7, 2021)
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again (February 22, 2023)
FBI Arrests Squirrel That Wandered Haplessly Near Capitol Building On January 6 (March 2, 2024)
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot (November 25, 2021)
FBI Confiscates Trump's Boxers And Briefs After Raiding His Underwear Drawer (August 10, 2022)
FBI Finally Issues Arrest Warrant After 2 Million Years Of Investigation For Caveman Accused Of Rigging World's First Presidential Election (December 29, 2020)
FBI Fires Agent Fox Mulder For Seeking The Truth (September 1, 2022)
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6 (September 18, 2023)
FBI Poses As Ghosts To Try And Stop Illegal Ghost Gun Operation (April 20, 2022)
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden's Shoulder (August 11, 2023)
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump's Mar-a-Lago Trashcan (September 22, 2022)
FDA Approves Mail Order Doctors So Women Can Now Abort Unborn Babies At Home (December 18, 2021)
FDA Authorizes Children Aged 5 To 11 Can Now Be Safely Fed To Hungry Alligators (November 5, 2021)
FDA Forced To Apologize To Horse Community For Equine-Phobic Ivermectin Stance (April 12, 2024)
FDNY Commissioner Punishes New York Firefighters By Making Them Stay In New York (March 11, 2024)
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group (April 30, 2016)
Female Homeowner Discovers Strange Woman Living Inside Of Her Home (January 29, 2017)
Feminist Protests Feminism, Says It's Too Masculine (April 20, 2016)
Fetish Porn Found On Clinton Email Server (April 21, 2016)
Finally! Victoria's Secret Introduces Its First Chicken Model In Commitment To Diversity (February 20, 2022)
First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word 'Woman' (March 23, 2022)
First Squirrel Ever Appointed As Mayor Of Boston (May 25, 2016)
Fish Beaten And Robbed After Meeting Cat On Plenty Of Fish Dating Site (January 17, 2020)
Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis (September 29, 2022)
Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children's Windows At Night (April 4, 2022)
Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States (April 10, 2022)
Fly On The Wall Testifies In Court For The Prince Heirs Case (June 3, 2016)
Fly That Landed On Mike Pence's Head Turns Down Offer To Be His Vice President (February 4, 2022)
Food Companies Join Forces, Come Out With New Campaign To Push Genetically Modified Foods (September 28, 2016)
Foot Jobs Are A Great Start For Teen Girls (April 29, 2016)
Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format (November 8, 2020)
Fox News Channel Contemplates Reporting Real News As Ratings Plummet (November 28, 2020)
Fox News Hires Ex-CNN's Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint (February 24, 2023)
Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches (March 31, 2022)
Fox News Hosts Go To Safe Space After Reading Trump's Surging Poll Numbers (March 23, 2023)
Fox News Promises To Constantly Talk About How They're Not Going To Talk About Trump (November 19, 2022)
Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings (October 24, 2019)
Frantic Democrats Conjure Demonic Spirits In An Effort To Change Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict (November 26, 2021)
Freedom-Loving Hawaiian Refugees Fleeing To Florida To Escape Oppressive Hawaii Regime (January 18, 2022)
Frustrated Cat Keeps Trying To End Its Life But Always Lands On Its Feet (October 28, 2023)
Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can't Rob Empty Shelves (January 23, 2022)
Frustrated With The Horrible Economy, A Lucid Biden Endorses Trump For President (November 26, 2023)
Funeral Homes Offering Free Tombstones To Anyone Who Shows Proof Of Vaccination (April 18, 2021)
Funny Cat Dub Compilation (December 25, 2023)
Funny Cat Voiceovers | Fresh out of the Litterbox (December 25, 2023)
Furious Biden Bans Toilet Paper After Social Media Mocks Him For Crapping His Pants (November 1, 2021)
Furious Transgender Swimmer Cries 'It's Not Fair' After UPenn Allows Dolphin To Compete On Swim Team (January 22, 2022)
Gang Of Senior Citizens Terrorizing Los Angeles Neighborhoods (June 26, 2017)
Garfield The Cat To Be Replaced By An Ostrich In Next Garfield Movie (July 6, 2016)
Gas Prices Are So High Even Biden's Putting 'I Did That' Stickers On Gas Pumps (March 8, 2022)
Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters (April 17, 2024)
Gavin Newsom Signs California Law Raising Fast Food Worker Minimum Wage To $20,000 Per Hour (September 30, 2023)
Gavin Newsom Stands In Solidarity With Israel By Shutting Off Water And Electricity To Californians (October 16, 2023)
Gavin Newsom Tells Californians Not To Use A/C While Wearing Parka And Drinking Hot Chocolate (September 8, 2022)
Gavin Newsom's New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere (June 26, 2023)
Gay, Black, Immigrant, Female White House Press Secretary Fired For Not Being Diverse Enough (November 2, 2022)
Gazelle Family Christmas Kind Of Awkward After Daughter Brings Home Lion For Holiday (December 26, 2022)
Geico Gecko Comes Out As Chameleon, World Cheers His Bravery (May 14, 2017)
Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine (March 17, 2022)
Genius Kid Teaches Idiot Democrat Congressman How To Use Fire Alarm (October 1, 2023)
Genius: Biden Trades State Of California To Putin For Cozy Russian Ushanka Hat (December 9, 2022)
Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To 'X' (July 24, 2023)
Genius: Trump Hangs 'Epstein Island' Sign On Trump Tower So FBI Won't Raid It (August 11, 2022)
George Bush Comes Out Of Retirement Just To Yell 'Palestine Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction' To Trick Americans Into War (October 10, 2023)
George Clooney Joins ISIS As Research For Upcoming Role (April 21, 2016)
George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time (May 10, 2023)
Georgia Indictment Against Trump Dropped After He Says He Identifies As Stacey Abrams (August 15, 2023)
Geriatric Senators Ask Younger Congress Members How To Use Their Free New-Fangled Phone Thingys (May 26, 2023)
German Shepherd Marries Owner To Avoid Deportation (April 27, 2016)
Germany Implements Mandatory Adopt-A-Refugee Day For All Citizens (June 20, 2016)
Get Ready To Rumble! U.S. Politicians Hire WWE Writers For Upcoming Campaigns (June 20, 2019)
Giraffe Selected First Round Pick In 2022 WNBA Draft (April 11, 2022)
GoFundMe Claims It Tested Positive For COVID And Has To Isolate Indefinitely (February 5, 2022)
Golden Globes 2024 Best Moment Was When Everyone Rewatched Ricky Gervais' 2020 Golden Globes Monologue (January 8, 2024)
Goldfish Imitating A Human (December 23, 2023)
Goldfish Prices Rise To $1721 Ahead Of Meeting (April 26, 2016)
Goldilocks Goes On Maury After Getting Pregnant (April 26, 2016)
Goose Rapist Wanted By Police (April 14, 2016)
GOP Congressman Shares Fake Image Of Obama Serving As US President (January 8, 2020)
Gorilla Arrested For Indecent Exposure In Front Of A Minor (NSFW) (September 11, 2017)
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers (February 3, 2022)
Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming (September 21, 2016)
Government To Make Talking Traffic Lights To Help Blind Drivers (June 16, 2016)
Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun (February 28, 2023)
Governor Cuomo Bans Santa Claus From New York After Saint Nick Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine (December 16, 2020)
Governor Gavin Newsom Abruptly Leaves Press Conference To Return Some Videotapes (October 3, 2022)
Governor Gavin Newsom Claims His Aunt Says Trump 'Greatly Embellishing' California Homeless Problem (December 29, 2019)
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don't Follow Coronavirus Rules (August 25, 2020)
Governor Gavin Newsom To Star As Contestant On Next Season's Rupaul's Drag Race (October 6, 2021)
Governor Newsom Gives Sharks Reparations For Hundreds Of Years Of Racial Oppression (December 7, 2022)
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet (November 1, 2023)
Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns (December 19, 2021)
Great News! U.S. Politicians To Star In Avengers Spin-off Movie (December 21, 2017)
Grey Aliens Go Green-Face For St. Patrick's Day, Get Mistaken For Little Green Men (March 17, 2017)
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran's Fallen Military Hero Qassem Soleimani (January 4, 2020)
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil In Remembrance Of Affirmative Action (June 30, 2023)
Groundbreaking Achievement: World's First Successful Animal To Human Head Transplant (July 24, 2017)
Groundhog Day 2018: Punxsutawney Phil Sees Bill Murray's Shadow! Another Six Weeks Of Groundhog Day (February 2, 2018)
Groundhog Day: COVID Virus Sees Its Shadow, So Another 6 Weeks Of Propaganda (February 2, 2022)
Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching (August 7, 2016)
Harry And Meghan Barely Survive After Getting Chased By Kaleidoscope Of Butterflies (May 19, 2023)
Hawaii To Start Using Emoticons On License Plates (June 15, 2016)
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia (November 15, 2021)
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress (January 13, 2022)
Heart Attacks Man In Central Park (April 30, 2016)
Herbert The Pervert From Family Guy Disappointed His Name Not On Epstein Client List (January 5, 2024)
Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas (December 4, 2021)
Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest (October 8, 2019)
Heroic: Roll of Toilet Paper Comes Out As Paper Towel, Proves It Has More Uses Than For Just Wiping (October 16, 2021)
Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes (June 9, 2016)
Hillary Clinton Accuses Husband Bill Of Being Russian Asset After He Forgets To Put Toilet Seat Down (October 30, 2020)
Hillary Clinton Cackles At Trump: 'We Came, We Saw, We Spied!' (February 13, 2022)
Hillary Clinton Courts Deceased Voters (October 16, 2016)
Hillary Clinton Graces This Month's Cover Of 'Cankles Magazine' (September 6, 2022)
Hillary Clinton Hires Paranormal Investigators To Rid Her House Of Russian Assets (October 20, 2019)
Hillary Clinton Makes Another Exciting Guest Appearance On Saturday Night Live (February 4, 2024)
Hillary Clinton Pegged On Stage (April 12, 2016)
Hillary Clinton Reminds Jussie Smollett What Happens When You Mention Epstein Island (December 10, 2021)
Hillary Clinton Says She Can't Be Racist Because Husband Bill Had An Affair With A Black Woman (January 16, 2022)
Hillary Clinton Says Speaker Nancy Pelosi Proves 'It Takes A Faker' To Get Things Done (February 8, 2019)
Hillary Clinton Selling New 'I Lost The Presidency And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat' Hats (June 16, 2023)
Hillary Clinton To Star In Upcoming James Bond Movie 'The Spy Who Nagged Me' (February 19, 2022)
History Annoys People By Constantly Repeating Itself (June 28, 2016)
History Books Revised After New Evidence Shows America Actually Discovered By Al Sharpton (June 20, 2020)
Hollywood Police Blotter With Mugshots: Theft, Murder, And Terrorism (June 29, 2019)
Honest Democrats Rename New Virus Outbreak The 'Mail-In Ballot Midterm Variant' (November 28, 2021)
Honest Politicians Put On Endangered Species List (April 19, 2016)
Horse Manure: Beauty Secret Or Just Horse Crap (April 11, 2016)
Hospital In Africa Holds 'Surgeon For A Day' Contest (May 11, 2016)
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings (July 23, 2022)
House Committee Says Trump Faces Charges Of Stealing Bases During Little League Baseball (December 15, 2021)
House Democrats Pass Bill To Vote By Singing Telegram (May 19, 2020)
Howard Stern Promises He'll Remove His Natural-Looking Wig If Everyone Just Gets Vaccinated (November 24, 2021)
Humpty Dumpty Sues King's Men For Botched Surgery (April 17, 2016)
Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes Out In Public (July 14, 2022)
Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort (September 27, 2023)
Hunter Biden's Laptop Says It's Running As A Democrat For US Congress (March 20, 2022)
Hunter Under Fire After Accidentally Killing Seagull Thinking It Was Rare Palila Bird (October 6, 2019)
I Love The Smell Of Satire News In The Morning (December 10, 2021)
I'm Not A Doctor, But I Play One In Yahoo Comment Sections (September 6, 2019)
Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border (January 26, 2020)
If You Forget To Do This One Thing You'll Die (May 26, 2016)
Ilhan Omar Denies Cheating On Brother With Married DC Consultant (August 28, 2019)
Ilhan Omar Says White Supremacists Forced Her To Marry A White Guy (July 29, 2023)
Illegal African Migrant Becomes New Prime Minister Of Italy (September 19, 2023)
Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden's On His 6,669th Vacation (March 22, 2024)
Illegal Aliens Seen Wearing 'I Crossed The Border And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt, And Free Money, Housing And Healthcare' Shirts (January 26, 2024)
Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC's New York District Office Since She's Never There Anyway (April 3, 2024)
In An Effort To Be Less Inclusive, Holiday Known As Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day Will Now Be Known As Just Father's Day (June 12, 2017)
In April Fools' Prank, MSNBC Reports Real News (April 1, 2024)
In Honor Of Biden's Visit To Canada, Trudeau Has Mounties Trample Dozens Of Protesters (March 25, 2023)
In Honor Of Labor Day, Biden Allows Each Family To Share One Meatless Hot Dog (September 5, 2022)
In Honor Of Veteran's Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial (November 11, 2021)
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians (March 7, 2022)
In Order To Drum Up More Money, Zelensky Adds A Few More Y's To His Name (April 15, 2023)
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens (May 31, 2023)
In Response To Ron DeSantis' Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education (April 19, 2024)
In Retaliation Of Florida, Disney World Relocates To More Suitable Epstein Island (April 23, 2022)
In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry's Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson (July 8, 2023)
In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He'll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy (March 3, 2022)
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha (January 15, 2022)
Independence Day Rapture? Thousands Of Beachgoers Suddenly Go Missing (July 4, 2017)
India's Narendra Modi Credits Trump With Second Term Victory (June 1, 2019)
Infamous All Nude Dentist Office Raided By Police (May 23, 2019)
Infographic: Inside The Mind Of Joe Biden (October 13, 2021)
Inked Woman Has Internal Organs Tattooed After Running Out Of Skin (July 23, 2019)
Instead Of Hockey Fights, NHL Players Will Now Do Each Other's Makeup (November 23, 2022)
Interesting: Gay Man Who's Attracted To Men Claims Michelle Obama Is Better Looking Than Melania Trump (November 4, 2023)
Investors Open Up An All-You-Can-Eat Warren Buffett (June 13, 2016)
Iowa Caucuses So Cold Bernie Sanders Kept His Hands Inside His Own Pockets (February 4, 2020)
Iran Declares Bankruptcy After Blowing $150 Billion Nuclear Deal Money On Cadillac Escalades, Cristal, And Gold Jewelry (October 2, 2016)
Iraq Voted Top Tourist Destination (May 13, 2016)
IRS Seizes Dog House After Dog Fails To Pay Back Taxes (August 14, 2022)
Is Fake News Really Real News Disguised As Fake Real News? Experts Weigh In (December 11, 2016)
ISIS Members Threaten To Quit After Getting Pay Cut (July 10, 2016)
Israel Builds Holocaust Museum For Holocaust Museum (April 15, 2016)
Israel Makes War Friendlier By Putting Smiley Faces On Bombs Before Dropping Them (October 24, 2023)
Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets (November 14, 2023)
Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly (October 27, 2023)
It's 2036, Bernie Bros Saying Sanders Still Has Chance To Win 2020 Nomination (September 16, 2022)
It's 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent (February 14, 2022)
It's Official: Jason Statham Comes Out On Live TV (April 21, 2016)
It's Official: The Russians Sunk The Titanic, Says Washington (October 23, 2016)
Jabba The Hutt Sheds 2000 Pounds After Getting Fat-Shamed On Instagram (November 14, 2019)
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan (November 29, 2021)
James Comey Says He's Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself (December 10, 2019)
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago (December 15, 2021)
January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump (July 10, 2022)
Japan G7 Leaders Force Zelensky To Sumo Wrestle For More Ukraine Aid (May 21, 2023)
Japan To Require Foreign Workers Arriving On New Visas To Do Cosplay (March 11, 2019)
Japanese Prime Minister Visits Biden To Learn How Not To Run A Country (April 10, 2024)
Jared Leto Becomes First Person In History To Ride Outside Of Elon Musk's SpaceX Rocket Into Space (November 19, 2023)
Javier Milei Celebrates Argentina President Victory By Ripping Off Head Of A Leftist (November 20, 2023)
Jen Psaki Defends White House Lies By Saying Government Is Just A Form Of Entertainment (February 16, 2022)
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is 'Misleadingly Edited' (December 29, 2021)
Jimmy Fallon Apologizes For Jimmy Fallon Impersonation In Hackface On 'The Tonight Show' (May 27, 2020)
Jimmy Kimmel Promises He'll Try Not To Talk About Trump Too Much At Tonight's Oscars (March 10, 2024)
Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Trump Is His Man Crush Monday On Valentine's Day Special (February 14, 2022)
Jimmy Kimmel Says He'll Write His Own Jokes After Writers Go On Strike (May 2, 2023)
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Positive For LAME (May 3, 2022)
Joe Biden Asks Andrew Tate For Some Advice (December 15, 2023)
Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage (October 5, 2022)
Joe Biden Discusses Possible Cabinet Roles For His Bathroom Toiletries And Linens (July 1, 2020)
Joe Biden Has A Stern Warning Regarding The Health Of Vaccine-Free Americans (December 21, 2021)
Joe Biden Hires Famous Cartoon Actor Grampa Simpson As His New Campaign Manager (August 10, 2020)
Joe Biden Makes Coronavirus Mask Out Of Real Human Hair (May 26, 2020)
Joe Biden Makes History As America's First Chinese President (January 25, 2021)
Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter (December 20, 2021)
Joe Biden Promises Free Vintage Rotary Phones For All If Elected President (September 13, 2020)
Joe Biden Promises He'll Appoint Corn Pop To Supreme Court If He's Elected Prime Minister Of Canada (February 29, 2020)
Joe Biden Promises He's Ready To Take On George Washington In First Presidential Debate (September 27, 2020)
Joe Biden Says Farsighted White Hens Are America's Number One Domestic Terrorists (June 25, 2021)
Joe Biden Stand-Up Comedy Stupid Jokes - 'Seagulls' (December 31, 2023)
Joe Biden To Hold Upcoming Presidential Inauguration In Beijing, China (January 15, 2021)
Joe Biden To Star In Breathtaking Upcoming Bollywood Movie 'I Pooped In Punjab' (November 16, 2021)
Joe Biden Vows To 'Knock People Out' In Second Democrat 2020 Debate (July 31, 2019)
Joe Biden: 'Nothing Says Family Like The Taste Of Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream' (November 26, 2021)
Joe Biden: 'Voters Don't Deserve To Know Whether I'm Running For President Or Senator' (October 13, 2020)
Joe Biden: I'm More In Touch With Women Voters Than Trump (April 25, 2019)
Joe Biden's Angry Response To Ukraine Controversy: 'Who's Hunter?' (September 23, 2019)
Joe Biden's Body Double Resigns Due To Stress Of Mimicking Joe's Every Senile Activity (February 15, 2022)
Joe Biden's Husband Files For Divorce From Joe Biden (July 5, 2020)
Joe Rogan Apologizes For Being Born After Video Surfaces Of Him Kicking His Mother Inside Womb (February 6, 2022)
Joel Osteen Claims Satan Hid All That Money Inside His Bathroom Wall (December 3, 2021)
John Cena Gets Neutered Live On Stage At The Oscars (March 11, 2024)
John Fetterman Hires Caveman To Help Improve His Public Speaking Abilities (October 28, 2022)
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He'll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans (October 22, 2022)
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel (November 10, 2023)
John Fetterman: 'I Feel Like A Totally New Man After Leaving The Hospital' (March 26, 2023)
Johnny Depp Alters Tattoo Tribute To Favorite Cereal (July 3, 2016)
Judge Engoron Allows New York Attorney General To Call Telepath As Expert Witness To Read Trump's Mind (November 7, 2023)
Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight (July 31, 2017)
Jussie Smollett Tells Judge He's Scared He'll Get Smolletted While In Prison (December 10, 2021)
Just In Time For Election Day: Pill That Cures Electile Dysfunction (November 6, 2016)
Justice Department's Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo (January 15, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Apologizes After Old Racist Photo Surfaces Of Him Not Kneeling (June 8, 2020)
Justin Trudeau Bans Farting To Help Combat Climate Change (April 16, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Bans Testicles In Canada (December 27, 2023)
Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris (July 16, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Channels Spirit Of Deceased Father Fidel Castro For Advice On How To Deal With Truckers (January 29, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC's New York District Office Since She's Never There Anyway (January 31, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy (February 21, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Hires Mad Scientist Dr. Fauci To Kill Trucker's Dogs (February 18, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM (February 12, 2022)
Justin Trudeau Promises To Be More Caring Dictator After Winning Totally Legitimate Election (September 27, 2021)
Justin Trudeau's New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons (September 12, 2019)
Kamala Harris On Not Understanding Puerto Rican Protesters: 'I Don't Speak French' (March 25, 2024)
Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast (November 12, 2021)
Kamala Harris: 'No One Should Be Jailed For Weed,' Says Person Who Jailed Thousands For Weed (April 21, 2024)
Kanye West Named 'Kanye West Of The Year' (April 22, 2016)
Katt Williams Chased By Dog The Bounty Hunter (May 3, 2016)
Kennedy Center Honors Celebrates Joe Biden's Role As Best Pretend President (December 7, 2021)
Kevin Bacon Changes Name To 'Banana' After Going Vegan (April 27, 2023)
Kevin McCarthy Opens Impeachment Inquiry Into Biden For Not Sending Enough Money To Ukraine (September 13, 2023)
Kevin McCarthy Stalks Capitol Building Begging Congress Members To Take Him Back (October 4, 2023)
Kevin McCarthy: 'I Never Lied, I Just Didn't Tell The Truth, Big Difference' (May 30, 2023)
Kim Jong Un Comes Out With North Korea's Version Of K-Pop (December 3, 2017)
Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power (May 4, 2016)
Kim Kardashian Gets Horse Head Transplant To Boost Ratings (May 19, 2016)
Kit Kat Features World's First Trans Species In Ad For International Women's Day (March 5, 2023)
Klaus Schwab Lets Everyone In On A Little Secret (February 24, 2022)
Klaus Schwab To New Twitter CEO: 'Linda, I Am Your Father' (May 12, 2023)
Klaus Schwab Unveils New WEF Mini-Me Clone To Help Him Take Over The World (October 24, 2022)
Kung Fu Movie's Worst Dub Ever (December 22, 2023)
Larry David And Sesame Street's Elmo To Face Off In Crazy UFC Match (February 3, 2024)
Lassie's Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job (April 22, 2016)
Last Chance To Get The Top Three Most Popular Gifts This Christmas (December 24, 2017)
Last Day To File Taxes To Be Able To Claim Zelensky As A Dependent (April 15, 2024)
Last Living Nazi Boots Tried For War Crimes (April 29, 2016)
Latest Fad: Young People Trying To Look Like Senior Citizens (April 16, 2016)
Latest Rage: People Relocating Their Genitals To Other Areas Of Their Body (NSFW) (October 10, 2016)
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft (April 23, 2016)
Lazy Japanese Man Fired From Job For Only Working 165 Hours A Week (January 10, 2024)
Lead Prosecutor In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Doesn't Believe That Black Guns Matter (November 26, 2021)
Leaf Blower Busted By Police (May 15, 2016)
LeBron James Tries Proving He's Not A Crybaby By Cutting An Onion On Prerecorded Video (November 14, 2021)
Leftists Combatting Meme Makers In A Country Of Alternative Facts (January 4, 2022)
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine (March 2, 2022)
Legless Man Outruns Cops (May 5, 2016)
Let It Grow: Ear Hair Making A Comeback (June 19, 2017)
Let's Take This Veterans Day To Celebrate The Top 3 Bravest Cats Who Fought Heroically For The United States (November 11, 2023)
Liberal 'Wheel Of Fortune' Contestants Refuse To Solve Winning Phrase (December 21, 2021)
Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon (March 21, 2022)
Liberals Cheer Win, Saying John Fetterman Represents The Typical Democrat Voter (November 9, 2022)
Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free (September 8, 2023)
Lightning Strikes MSNBC Headquarters After Rachel Maddow Says They Don't Broadcast Untrue Things (June 15, 2023)
Little Person Wins World's Strongest Man Competition (May 12, 2016)
Lizard Person Bill Gates Accidentally Squirts Venom Into Reporter's Eyes During Intense Interview (October 9, 2021)
Lizard Person Liz Cheney Removes Human Skin To Appeal To Reptile Demographic (August 7, 2022)
Local Man Quits Vaccine Addiction For Much Safer Heroin Habit (January 20, 2022)
Loser Man Creates Facebook Account To Find Friends Only To Realize He Doesn't Have Any (March 28, 2020)
M&Ms Faces Major Backlash After Introducing New Straight White Male Character (January 21, 2022)
Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview (December 22, 2021)
Madonna Threatens To Put Out A New Album If Trump Becomes President (November 17, 2023)
Mailboxes Renamed Gender-Neutral Boxes To Avoid Discrimination (May 2, 2016)
Major Endorsement: Chia Pet Announces Support For Beto O'Rourke (October 10, 2022)
Major Nationwide Comcast Outage After Clumsy CEO Trips Over Main Power Cord (November 9, 2021)
Male Hippopotamus Wins Local 'Miss Tiger Pageant' For First Time Ever (November 13, 2022)
Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk (August 2, 2016)
Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids (March 1, 2023)
Man Born With Silver Spoon In Mouth Arrested For Killing Two Birds With One Stone (February 23, 2019)
Man Charged With Murder After Killing Video Game Girl (October 11, 2017)
Man Chokes On Brain Stem (May 5, 2016)
Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew (June 6, 2017)
Man Claims He Was Molested By A Doll (April 6, 2018)
Man Disappointed Hot Woman He Met On Dating Site Wasn't AI (December 20, 2023)
Man Files Restraining Order Against His Own Shadow (June 10, 2016)
Man Impaled After Taking Bull By The Horns (June 7, 2016)
Man Invents Umbrella For Umbrella, Makes Millions (August 30, 2016)
Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter (April 25, 2016)
Man Labeled Crazy For Claiming That Q-Tips Cleaned His Ears (June 14, 2016)
Man Ostracized By Liberal Friends For Refusing To Get Ukraine Flag Tattoo On Forehead (October 27, 2022)
Man Plans On Proving Earth Is Square By Launching Into Space (November 25, 2017)
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters (May 8, 2016)
Man Receives First Transplant In The United States (May 18, 2016)
Man Ruptures Colon In Farting Contest (May 24, 2016)
Man Sells His Soul For A Cigarette (May 8, 2016)
Man Still Trying To Create New Twitter X Account After 2 Weeks Of Incorrect CAPTCHAs (January 25, 2024)
Man Sues Deer Who Ran Out In Front Of His Car In Head-On Collison (October 17, 2022)
Man Sues Zoo After Getting Castrated By Hungry Goat (May 2, 2018)
Man Swallows Paint, Defecates Masterpiece Worth $2.1 Million (April 13, 2016)
Man Tries Killing Himself After Failed Suicide Attempt, Fails Again (July 9, 2016)
Man Who Wears Heart On His Sleeve Doesn't Understand Why He Can't Keep A Girlfriend (July 12, 2022)
Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament (August 10, 2016)
Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats (April 6, 2023)
March 30 Nashville Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War II Combined (April 7, 2023)
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Shocking Photos In Congress Of Hunter Biden Fully Clothed (July 20, 2023)
Mark Ruffalo Claims Trump's An 'Enemy Of America' For His Attack On Pearl Harbor In 1941 (October 7, 2023)
Mark Ruffalo: 'If I Had A Son, He'd Look Like JoJo' (November 22, 2021)
Mark Zuckerberg Checks Twitter X To See Why Facebook And Instagram Are Down (March 5, 2024)
Martha's Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They're Trump Supporters (September 19, 2022)
Maskless Science Denier Still Waiting Patiently To Die Any Day Now (October 8, 2021)
Massive Earthquake In California After Bill Gates Drops His Wallet (June 23, 2016)
Massive Earthquake In Russia Kills People's Mood (April 17, 2016)
Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame (November 13, 2023)
Meathead Rob Reiner Promises To Never Wear A Speedo Again If Trump's Elected (December 9, 2023)
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop (April 15, 2022)
Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally (October 25, 2020)
Media Praises Biden For Executing MAGA Republican During Riveting Speech (September 4, 2022)
Medical Breakthrough: World-Reknown Doctor Discovers Cure For Common Cold (April 30, 2017)
Meet The 72 Year Old Man Who Still Believes In Santa Claus (July 5, 2016)
Meet The World's First Chimpanzee Chiropractor (March 12, 2019)
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Megan Rapinoe Blasts Trump's Vulgar Tweets, Calls It F***ing, Racist Bulls**t (July 21, 2019)
Megan Rapinoe Says Trump Made Her Miss Penalty Kick During World Cup Soccer Game (August 8, 2023)
Meghan Markle Leaves Prince Harry For South Park Harry (February 23, 2023)
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Banished To US To Live Under Trump Regime (January 13, 2020)
Men's Group Demands Pregnancy Rights (June 11, 2016)
Merriam-Webster Removes Word 'Trump' From Dictionary For Offending Too Many People (October 19, 2020)
Mexico Thwarts Trump's Plan, Builds Wall First (April 20, 2016)
Michelle And Barack Obama Perform Miracles During Book Tour (April 11, 2019)
Michigan Governor Extends Shutdown Order By Placing Stormtroopers In Front Of People's Homes (April 24, 2020)
Mike Bloomberg Runs Ads On Stage In His Place After Taking Beating At Last Democratic Debate (February 25, 2020)
Mike Johnson Says He Wasn't Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill (April 20, 2024)
Mike Pence Announces He's Running For President Of Ukraine (July 15, 2023)
Mike Pence Announces That He's Running For President Of Both Ukraine And Israel (October 8, 2023)
Mike Tyson Laughs At Russia: 'That's Not How You Rip Off A Man's Ear' (March 25, 2024)
Millions Of Americans Panic As Daylight Savings Time Approaches (March 9, 2018)
Millions Of Beer Drinkers Panic As Corona Virus Spreads (January 28, 2020)
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden's 'Winter Of Severe Illness And Death' (December 17, 2021)
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Second Anniversary Of Biden's 'Winter Of Severe Illness And Death' (March 7, 2023)
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting To Die As Third Anniversary Of Biden's 'Winter Of Severe Illness And Death' Approaches (October 11, 2023)
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers (February 26, 2022)
Miracle: Joe Biden Cures Kamala Harris Of Head Lice After Sniffing Her Hair (March 15, 2021)
Mirror Refuses To Show Rosie O'Donnell's Reflection (April 24, 2016)
Miserable Bill Clinton Begs America To Please Elect Unemployed Hillary To Something, Anything (January 22, 2020)
Mishap Ensues When Secret Service Agents Forget To Retrieve Jill Biden After Hanging Her Up To Dry (June 20, 2023)
Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie's Stomach (June 21, 2023)
Mitch McConnell Swallows Nervously After Watching Grim Reaper Grab Dianne Feinstein (September 29, 2023)
MLB Punishes Georgia For 'Un-American Election Laws' By Moving All-Star Game To More Patriotic China (April 3, 2021)
Mockstar Games Coming Out With 'Red Head Redemption 3' Video Game (February 25, 2019)
Moe Howard Deathbed Confession: I Played All Five Stooges (May 17, 2016)
Mom Grows Tired Of Son Carbon Constantly Leaving Footprints Inside The House (August 31, 2019)
Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron (May 12, 2016)
Most Popular Memes Recreated Using Politicians (January 19, 2024)
Mother Sues Baby For Painful Childbirth (April 28, 2016)
MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices (November 18, 2021)
MSNBC: 'It's 2032, The Walls Are Definitely Closing In On Trump This Time' (September 20, 2022)
MSNBC: 'Loving Son Hunter Biden Celebrates Father's Day By Giving The Big Guy 12%' (June 18, 2023)
MSNBC: 'Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s' (February 14, 2023)
MSNBC: 'Trump's CNN Town Hall Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined' (May 13, 2023)
MSNBC: 'Who Cares If We Have A Senile, Cokehead President In Charge Of Nuclear Codes, At Least He's Not Trump' (July 12, 2023)
Mueller Report Finds No Evidence Trump Campaign Barbecued With Russia (March 26, 2019)
Mugshot Released Of Phone Trump Used During Georgia Election Case (August 25, 2023)
Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All (June 2, 2016)
My Cat's Evil And Hates Me - Official Trailer Parody (January 7, 2024)
Mysterious UFO Balloon Dies Suddenly After Canada's Trudeau Has It Vaccinated (February 12, 2023)
Naked Doctor Wins Lawsuit To Open Up All Nude Medical Practice (December 18, 2023)
Name-Calling Lands Teen In Hospital (May 24, 2016)
Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men's Locker Room (February 10, 2022)
Nancy Pelosi And China's Xi Jinping Get Matching Best Friend Tattoos (June 9, 2020)
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: 'I Was Hungry And Wasn't Myself' (March 30, 2020)
Nancy Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump Over Her Husband's Quarrel (October 30, 2022)
Nancy Pelosi Orders Any Congress Members Refusing To Wear Masks To Stare Directly Into Her Eyes (July 30, 2021)
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka (March 3, 2022)
Nancy Pelosi: 'I'm Not Racist, I Have A Mexican Gardener And A Black Pool Boy' (October 1, 2022)
Nancy Pelosi's Drunken Press Conference Rant Animated (January 9, 2022)
Nancy Pelosi's Latest Facelift Is Raising A Few Eyebrows On Twitter (January 12, 2022)
Nancy Pelosi's Taiwan Trip Cut Short After Country Runs Out Of Alcohol (August 3, 2022)
Nancy Pelosi's Trump-Inspired Book 'The Fart Of The Deal' Trending #1 On Amazon (November 17, 2019)
NBA Apologizes For Kyrie Irving Controversy By Hiring More Jewish Basketball Players (November 4, 2022)
NBC Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel To Give Network More Liberal Viewpoint (March 22, 2024)
Netanyahu Announces Israel's Invasion Of Poland (October 22, 2023)
Netflix Releases New Movie Based On The Illegal Alien Invasion Crisis At Texas Border (February 24, 2024)
Netflix To Acquire Joe Biden's Directorial Debut Of Cuties Sequel (October 8, 2020)
New 'Bad Santa' Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby (November 28, 2023)
New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig (December 2, 2021)
New Anime Starring Your Favorite World Politicians Is Next Level Awesomeness (November 30, 2023)
New Baby Boy Band Latest Craze (April 20, 2016)
New CDC Guidelines Now Say Dead People Only Need To Wear Three Masks When Buried (May 2, 2021)
New CNN Poll Shows Biden Approval Rating Greatest Ever In American History At Negative 69 Percent (November 30, 2021)
New Disney Park Rule Requires Mickey Mouse To Grope Your Children At Gate Entry (April 3, 2022)
New Drug Guaranteed To Cure Insomnia, Says Leading Doctor (March 13, 2019)
New Fitness Craze Dumba Fitness Gaining Popularity (July 27, 2016)
New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination (February 1, 2020)
New Hair Club For Balding Pets Is A Huge Success (May 28, 2016)
New Investigation Says Christopher Columbus Was Actually A Time Traveler Trying To Get Back To The Future (October 1, 2017)
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird's Population (September 10, 2019)
New Kevin McCarthy Talking Doll Is All Talk And No Action Just Like The Real Thing (September 3, 2023)
New Mexico Governor Bans Breathing Due To Climate Change Emergency (September 10, 2023)
New Movie, Steve Jobs: What I Ate For Breakfast, Hits Theaters (April 30, 2016)
New Poll Says Chicken Tastes Like Chicken (June 8, 2016)
New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life (July 18, 2016)
New Prescription Drugs For Cars (May 4, 2016)
New Racist Dating Site Gets Over One Million Members In Less Than A Month (May 23, 2016)
New Research Says Most Dogs Would Prefer Pooping On Their Own Lawns, Not Neighbor's Lawns (January 12, 2018)
New Salon Uses Gardening Tools To Cut Customers Hair (May 26, 2016)
New Series 'Anthony Morestain: Farts Unknown' Is A Breath Of Fresh Air, Says Critics (May 16, 2016)
New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City (January 2, 2022)
New Sex Cream Helps Chimps Last Longer In Bed (May 18, 2016)
New Spin-off of The Walking Dead Will Be Bigger Than The Original (October 8, 2017)
New Study Shows That Animals Are Smarter Than Most Humans (July 15, 2016)
New Time Magazine Cover Shows 'Frightening Portrait' Of Nun Violinists In America (August 8, 2019)
New Totally Awesome Superhero 'Rock Dude' Coming Out With Own Movie (September 18, 2016)
New York City Introduces NYPD Police Pursuit Gondolas In Response To Flooding (September 30, 2023)
New York City Passes 'Don't Say Straight' Bill In Response To Florida Law (April 5, 2022)
New York City Waiting For A Few More Vehicle Accidents Before Thinking About Filling Potholes (March 21, 2024)
New York Criminals Relieved After Governor Kathy Hochul Wins Election (November 10, 2022)
New York Grand Jury Indicts Almost 80 Million Americans For Voting For Trump (April 1, 2023)
New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He's Indicted (March 20, 2023)
New York Times: 'People Who Meme Politicians Should Be Investigated,' Says Newspaper That Made Political Cartoons For Decades (March 9, 2024)
Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother (May 8, 2020)
Newly Unearthed: Over 2,000 Year Old Confucius Quote Telling Future Americans To Take COVID Vaccine (July 26, 2021)
Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important 'Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen' Voting Block (October 18, 2019)
Next Star Wars Movie To Feature First Transgender R2D2 Droid (June 4, 2016)
Next Year's Fantasy Creatures Calendar Will Be The Hottest One Yet (May 29, 2016)
NFL Achieves Complete Diversity After Every Player Is Now Black (February 12, 2023)
Nicolas Cage Wanted For Impersonating An Actor (April 18, 2016)
Nikki Haley Gets 'I Stand With Israel' Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn't Sure Where She Stood (October 28, 2023)
Nikki Haley, Who Doesn't Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names (November 15, 2023)
Nikki Haley's So Bad That Even She Voted For Trump In South Carolina Primary (February 25, 2024)
NJ Governor Murphy Vows To Keep Lockdown In Effect Until Every Disgruntled Resident Safely Leaves The State (May 23, 2020)
NJ Governor Phil Murphy Celebrates Impressive Reelection Win Inside Graveyard To Thank His Voters (November 4, 2021)
North Korea Calls Trump 'Erratic, Crazy, Dotard' As Kim Jong-Un Destroys City In Friendly Missile Test (December 15, 2019)
North Korea Celebrates New Year's Day With Beautiful Nuclear Missile Display (December 31, 2023)
North Korea Makes St. Patrick's Day A National Holiday (March 16, 2019)
Northeast Survives 'End Of World' After Snowstorm, Prepares For Next End Of World (January 8, 2017)
Not Even Pope Francis Is Able To Withstand The Power Of Poopy Pants Biden (November 26, 2021)
Not Me! Seth Rogen Tells Frustrated Wife White Supremacists Keep Leaving Their Bathroom Toilet Seat Up (December 5, 2021)
NPR Suspends Karl Marx For Not Being Far-Left Enough (April 16, 2024)
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes (February 21, 2022)
NY Mayor De Blasio Unleashes Police To Break Up Pigeon Gathering Over Social Distancing (May 1, 2020)
NY Politicians Assure Citizens Locking Them Down While Releasing Convicts From Prison Makes Perfect Sense (March 22, 2020)
NYC Mayor Boasts New Record Of City Going 2 Minutes Without Crime Being Committed (August 25, 2022)
NYC Mayor De Blasio Forced To Put Out Fires With Unused Vaccines After Firemen Quit In Mandate Protest (November 2, 2021)
NYC Mayor Eric Adams: 'New York City Is The Safest City In America' (April 5, 2023)
NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing (March 12, 2022)
Obama Cringes At Biden's Latest Speech, Saying He's Too Racist Even For Him (February 19, 2023)
Obama Demands TV Stations Stop Airing Despicable Ad Claiming Biden Was His Vice President (February 27, 2020)
Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha's Vineyard Property (September 17, 2022)
Obama Drone Strikes Pizza Delivery Guy After Being Late With His Order (April 26, 2024)
Obama Follows Up First Cryptic Tweet With Another Puzzling One Word Twitter Message: 'Goat' (May 15, 2020)
Obama Gives Biden An Obama Phone For His Bris (May 14, 2016)
Obama Gives Fiery Speech Without Teleprompter (April 13, 2016)
Obama Invites Biden Whistleblower Over His House To Go Paddle Boarding (July 31, 2023)
Obama On Recent Allegations: 'I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Flynn Case' (May 13, 2020)
Obama Orders Anti-Anti Gun Law (April 22, 2016)
Obama Posts Help Wanted Ad For 'Reliable Male Chef, Swimming Experience Not Required' (July 30, 2023)
Obama Spotted At Cincinnati Trump Rally Wearing MAGA Hat (August 2, 2019)
Obama Visits New Jersey To Teach Governor Phil Murphy How To Better Lie To Voters Before Election (October 27, 2021)
Obama Was In Tears After Biden Took His Spot As America's Worst President (December 18, 2021)
Obama Wears Flip-flops To Meeting, Starts Trend Among World Leaders (May 3, 2016)
Obama: 'If I Had A Senile, Perverted, Old Uncle, He'd Look Like Joe Biden' (July 16, 2023)
Obama: 'Those Peaceful Protesters Could Have Been My Sons' (June 2, 2020)
Obese Cocaine Addict Says He's Cutting Back By Snorting Only Diet Coke (October 20, 2022)
Obese Man Fired For Fat-Shaming (April 19, 2016)
Obese Man Under Fire For Refusing To Leave Tip After Eating The Waiter (August 8, 2022)
Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations (March 26, 2017)
Obese Women Have Higher Chance Of Being Fat, Study Says (April 25, 2016)
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump (November 5, 2023)
Oblivious Biden Embraces New 'Butcher Biden' Nickname Against His Aides Advice (January 17, 2024)
Odd Traffic Signs That Are No Longer Used (7 Photos) (February 28, 2018)
Offended By Elon's Tweet, Trudeau Says He's More Like Castro Than Hitler (February 17, 2022)
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She'd Come Say Hello If She Weren't Missing (January 3, 2022)
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden's Delaware Home (January 29, 2022)
Oppressed Black Store Mannequins Say They Need More Representation In the Mannequin Industry (July 16, 2020)
Outraged Anti-Trump Rioters Demand Labor Rights Such As Paid Vacations And Overtime (November 27, 2016)
Over 250 Illegal Aliens Arrested At Texas Business (April 4, 2019)
PayPal Fines Itself $2,500 For Breaking Its Own Misinformation Rule (October 9, 2022)
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry (April 25, 2016)
People Magazine: 'Jabba The Hutt Looks Truly Beautiful In New Underwear Selfie' (May 9, 2023)
Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges (June 12, 2016)
Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women's Feet (April 29, 2016)
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary (October 17, 2021)
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia (March 4, 2022)
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions (April 7, 2024)
Pfizer Employees Hear Arguments For Vaccine Mandate...Oh Wait, It's Just Justices Breyer, Kagan, And Sotomayor (January 7, 2022)
Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter (December 3, 2022)
Philly Man Gets Own TV Show On Food Network (6 Photos) (May 6, 2016)
Physician's Hippocratic Oath Updated To 'First, Do As Pfizer Says' To Reflect Modern Medicine (January 25, 2022)
Pimps Trade Prostitutes For Chickens As Egg Prices Soar (January 20, 2023)
Planet Fitness Changes Name To Better Reflect Current Company Values (March 23, 2024)
Poland Bans Scissors Due To One Too Many Paper Cuts (July 12, 2016)
Police Arrest Gas Stove For Attempting To Suffocate Its Roommate (January 16, 2023)
Police Arrest Provocative Cat For Licking Itself While Out In Public (November 12, 2021)
Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween (October 30, 2016)
Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats (September 24, 2022)
Police Called After Pillow Fight Breaks Out On Living Room Couch (October 2, 2022)
Police Chief Resigns Amid Doughnut Scandal (June 18, 2016)
Police Question Parrot After Mute Man's Wife Goes Missing (May 30, 2019)
Police Searching For Toupee Thief (May 30, 2016)
Police Shoot Clown For Honking His Nose (May 24, 2016)
Politician's Hairdos Now Most Requested Hairstyles At Salons (February 19, 2017)
Politicians Farting (January 4, 2024)
Politicians Promise To Flout All COVID Rules Again During Next Planned Lockdown (September 4, 2023)
Politicians Watched In Awe As Zelensky Performed Miracles During Speech To Congress (December 23, 2022)
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas (November 6, 2021)
Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident (October 31, 2021)
Pope Francis: The World Is At Warcraft (July 29, 2016)
Porn Star Does World's First 5 Million Gangbang (NSFW) (April 19, 2016)
Predator Child Tells Mom There's A Scary Nancy Pelosi Monster Hiding Under His Bed (September 4, 2022)
President Obama's New Blues Album Tops Billboard's Music Charts (June 21, 2016)
President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine (September 23, 2023)
Prince Harry Grows Frustrated Begging Wife Meghan To Start Leaving Toilet Seat Down (September 6, 2022)
Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter (April 2, 2024)
Progressive New Jersey Lowers Legal Drinking Age To 2 Years Old (April 14, 2022)
Progressives Flocking To Surgeons To Get Masks Sutured To Their Faces For Permanent Protection (November 3, 2021)
Prominent LGBT Group Fights For Fetus Trans Rights (September 14, 2022)
Prostate Cancer Found 'Not Guilty' Of Killing O.J. Simpson (April 11, 2024)
Protesters Hit The Streets After White Goose Attacks Black Crow (June 17, 2020)
Proud Democrats Vote To Impeach Joe Rogan From Spotify (February 9, 2022)
Proud Mother Adopts COVID Vaccine After Aborting Real Unborn Baby (April 2, 2021)
Psychiatrist Puts Woman Under Hypnosis Under Hypnosis (June 17, 2016)
Psychiatrists Discover One Thing All Liars Have In Common (June 19, 2019)
Public Health Alert: Americans Should Wear Blindfold And Earplugs If Watching Mainstream News (April 9, 2020)
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies (January 21, 2020)
Pulling Teeth Is Like Pulling Teeth, Says Dentist (May 5, 2016)
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau (March 5, 2022)
Putin Cuts Own Arm Off To Hurt Ukraine (June 7, 2023)
Putin FINALLY Admits That US Democrats Were Right All Along (December 10, 2023)
Putin Keeps Posting Sticky Notes On His Refrigerator To Remind Him To Attack Ukraine (February 22, 2022)
Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine (January 29, 2023)
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine (September 27, 2022)
Putin Surrenders After 'White Lizzo' Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine (August 5, 2023)
Queen Elizabeth Says Son Prince Andrew's 'A Good Boy,' Had Nothing To Do With Epstein Crimes (August 26, 2019)
Queen Elizabeth's Crown Found In Strip Club (April 15, 2016)
Racist Bible Revised To Say 'Kneel Before Black Lives Matter' Instead Of God (June 11, 2020)
Racist Dr. Seuss Books Reinstated After It's Revealed Author Was A Liberal Democrat (March 5, 2021)
Racist Elizabeth Warren Attacks African-American Immigrant On Twitter (December 22, 2021)
Racist Man Charged With Hate Crime For Drowning Black Coffee With White Cream (August 26, 2022)
Racist Mirrors Being Recalled After Refusing To Show Black Reflections Inside White People's Homes (July 9, 2020)
Rashida Tlaib Blames Late Chinese Food Delivery On White Supremacy (December 13, 2019)
Ratings Juggernaut: New Law & Order Series Is A Confirmed Hit (March 24, 2017)
Real Life Alvin And The Chipmunks: Man Trains Chipmunks To Play Real Instruments (August 6, 2017)
Real Life Chucky? Man Murdered By His Blow Up Doll (August 13, 2017)
Real Life Human Scanner Can Blow Up Someone's Head (September 9, 2016)
Real Live Animal Backpacks Are A Major Hit Despite Warnings (April 2, 2017)
Realistic Love Doll Divorces Abusive Husband, Gets $2.8 Million Settlement (July 27, 2019)
Realistic New 'Scream' Movie Shows Ghostface Killer Getting Beaten And Robbed In New York (December 15, 2022)
Recent Crow Deaths Linked To Heroin Overdoses (December 30, 2016)
Recent Elvis Presley Sighting Is In The Most Unheard Of Place (May 27, 2016)
Remake Of Karate Kid Movie In The Works (May 27, 2016)
Report: Donald Trump Has Personal Stake In The United States (April 7, 2020)
Reptilian Bill Gates Dissolves News Reporter With His Toxic Venom (December 28, 2021)
Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell's Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face (December 17, 2021)
Republican Presidential Candidate 'None Of These Candidates' To Face Trump After Beating Nikki Haley (February 7, 2024)
Republican Primary Candidates Debate On Stage To Become Next President Of Ukraine (August 24, 2023)
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It (February 23, 2022)
Republicans Promise To Go After Biden's Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet (June 9, 2023)
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add 'Let's Go Brandon' To US Constitution (October 20, 2021)
Republicans Threaten To Write A Few More Sternly Worded Letters If Democrats Don't Stop Destroying America (February 18, 2022)
Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein (December 30, 2021)
Retired Dr. Fauci Finds New Job As Balenciaga Model (December 7, 2022)
Retro Police Department Makes Mustaches Mandatory (June 3, 2019)
Rhino Sues Surgeon For Botched Rhinoplasty (May 14, 2016)
Rihanna Boycotts Use Of Auto-Tune On New Album, Sales Plummet (June 1, 2016)
RINO Republicans Nominate Actual Speaker For House Speaker After Ousting Jim Jordan (October 21, 2023)
RINO Republicans Relieved They Won't Have To Do Any Work After Joyous Election Losses To Democrats (November 14, 2022)
RINO Republicans Volunteer To Take Tulsi Gabbard's Spot In Democrat Party (October 12, 2022)
Rishi Sunak Promises He's Not Lying, Despite Nose Growing On Camera (March 2, 2024)
RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Resigns To Have More Time Destroying Republicans From Behind The Scenes (February 26, 2024)
Robert De Niro Buys New Shoes In Preparation For His Possible Upcoming Debate With Trump (December 4, 2023)
Robert L. Peters Surfaces, Says Biden's A Good Man Who Hasn't Committed Any Crimes (August 18, 2023)
Robert Mueller's Response To Robert De Niro's New York Times Letter Was Epic! (May 30, 2019)
Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump (June 13, 2023)
Ron DeSantis Promises When He's President He Won't Run For A Different Position After Only 3 Months On The Job (May 25, 2023)
Ron DeSantis Proposes 6-Hour Abortion Ban If Elected President (September 21, 2023)
Ron DeSantis Puzzled Why Anyone Thinks He's Copying Trump's Style (February 4, 2023)
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha's Vineyard (August 29, 2023)
Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Making It Illegal To Criticize Movie 'The Hebrew Hammer' (April 28, 2023)
Royal Family Announces King Charles Will Return As Soon As He Regenerates New Human Skin Covering (March 18, 2024)
Rubber Band Puts Out New Album (April 23, 2016)
Russia Hires Actor Steven Seagal To Defeat Entire Ukrainian Army In Less Than Two Hours (March 8, 2022)
Russia's Putin Has HUGE News About Biden And Funny Cats (December 8, 2023)
Same Fans Outraged Over Taylor Swift AI Pictures Were Fine With Crude Trump Deep Fakes (January 27, 2024)
Samuel L. Jackson To Play Zelensky In Upcoming Movie About Ukrainian President (March 25, 2022)
San Francisco Thieves Steal Adam Schiff's Suit While He's Still Wearing It (April 26, 2024)
Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves (April 23, 2016)
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies (December 12, 2021)
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma (November 30, 2021)
Satan Gives CNN Exclusive Interview, Says Trump's Making Everyone's Life A Living Hell (April 17, 2020)
Satan Reassures Hesitant People The COVID Vaccine Is Safe And Definitely Not The Mark Of The Beast (December 23, 2020)
Satan Welcomes Home Favorite Son Jacob Rothschild (February 27, 2024)
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public (May 30, 2016)
Scary Shark Seen Leaving Scene Of Crime At Obama's Martha's Vineyard Home (July 25, 2023)
School Buses To Be Repainted Due To Confusion With Taxis (May 17, 2016)
Scientific Acheivement: Scientist Trains Elephant To Use Human Toilet (September 11, 2016)
Scientific Phenomenon: Woman Gives Birth To Thirty-Two Year Old Man (April 19, 2017)
Scientists Create Flu Vaccine To Combat Effects Of Original Flu Vaccine (February 17, 2018)
Scientists Discover Cause Of New Year's Day Earthquake In Japan (January 4, 2024)
Scientists Invent Mental Workout For People Either Too Lazy Or Too Fat To Exercise (August 4, 2019)
Scientists Invent Pill That Turns People Gay (April 21, 2016)
Scientists Invent Spray That Guarantees To Catch Cheating Spouses (July 17, 2017)
Scientists Prove You Really Can Huff And Puff And Blow A House Down (May 29, 2016)
Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Penises On Trees (May 2, 2016)
Scotland: Man Who's First Minister Of White Country Shocked There's So Many White People There (March 24, 2024)
Scrooge McDuck Rushed To Emergency Room For Head Injury (February 8, 2017)
Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food (February 25, 2023)
Secret Service Arrests Sandbag That Brutally Attacked Biden And Caused Him To Trip And Fall (June 2, 2023)
See The New Jersey Man Who Lives Like A Chipmunk (July 20, 2016)
Senate Democrats Relax Dress Code To Accommodate Naked Staffers (December 16, 2023)
Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along (January 7, 2022)
Senators Work Naked After Relaxing Senate Dress Code (September 24, 2023)
Senior Citizen Brothel Raided (April 25, 2016)
Senior Citizens Are Setting Themselves On Fire To Feel Young Again (July 17, 2016)
Sesame Street Executes White Male Muppet To Prove They're Not Racist (August 4, 2022)
Sesame Street's Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated (November 9, 2021)
Sesame Street's Elmo Seeks Aggressive Therapy After Asking How Everyone Was Doing On Twitter X (January 31, 2024)
Sesame Street's Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat (October 10, 2020)
Sesame Street's Oscar The Grouch Canceled After Saying He Doesn't Want Male Hands Up His Puppet Hole (June 5, 2023)
Sexy Bikini Shares Steamy Photo With Husband Underwear On Beach Vacation (December 2, 2019)
Shark Sues After Breaking A Tooth Ripping Off Swimmer's Leg (August 20, 2022)
Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers (August 16, 2016)
Shocking Allegation: Trump's Eighth Grade Teacher Accuses Him Of Using Number 2 Pencil In Class (September 18, 2020)
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald's Big Mac (December 16, 2021)
Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death (September 21, 2022)
Shocking Turn Of Events: Herculean Mouse Catches Cat (October 7, 2016)
Shocking: You'll Never Guess What Happened After This Photo Was Taken (May 20, 2016)
Shoe Manufacturers To Discontinue Size 13 Shoes Due To Bad Luck; Possible Demonic Possession (December 4, 2016)
Skeleton Porn Is The Latest Fetish Among Porn Enthusiasts (NSFW) (September 24, 2017)
Skinny Dipping Is Discriminatory, Says Fat Rights Group (June 6, 2016)
Snake Plissken Murdered Only Minutes After Entering Current New York City On New Mission (March 16, 2024)
Snopes Site Puts Itself On Its Own Rumor List (June 4, 2016)
So Cute! Loving Dad Gives His Baby Boy World's Largest Teddy Bear For First Birthday (December 8, 2017)
Solar Eclipse Goes Blind After Staring At Human (August 21, 2017)
South Korean Boy Band BTS Introduces New 89-Year-Old Member To Appeal To Senior Citizen Crowd (November 27, 2023)
Space Aliens Voted Madonna Sexiest Human On Earth (February 9, 2023)
Sperm Banks Lower Interest Rates To Counter Low Donations (June 7, 2016)
Spin-off Of American Ninja Warrior Featuring Politicians Set To Premiere This Fall (July 10, 2017)
Spoiler Alert! 'Avengers: Endgame' Spoilers You're Sure To Love (April 29, 2019)
Sports Arenas To Replace US National Anthem With F**K Joe Biden Chants (October 4, 2021)
Squirrel Busted For Indecent Exposure After Video Goes Viral (May 17, 2016)
Squirrel Who Witnessed Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Found Dead From Apparent Suicide (August 13, 2019)
Squirrel-Shaped Corn Chip Fetches $10,000 On Ebay (June 5, 2016)
Stacey Abrams Fires Back At Critics For Not Wearing Mask, Says She Got Hungry And Ate It (February 7, 2022)
Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: 'You're Not You When You're Hungry' (September 24, 2022)
Star Trek: Picard Under Fire On Social Media For Not Using Real Klingon To Play Worf (July 25, 2022)
Starting February 30, 2017 Anyone Driving In Britain Must Drive In Reverse (September 2, 2016)
Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus (October 14, 2019)
Startling Revelation From Ashley's Diary Shows Biden Used To Shower With Corn Pop (August 27, 2022)
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home (February 11, 2022)
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden's Body Double Calls Out Sick (February 7, 2023)
Stephen Colbert Apologizes Tearfully After Mistakenly Telling Funny Joke (March 21, 2023)
Stephen King Writes New Horror Novel About Writer Who Obsesses About Former President On Social Media (October 16, 2022)
Stop Signs To Be Remodeled After Hurting Too Many People's Feelings (June 8, 2016)
Store Mannequin Accused Of Racism After Failing To Greet Black Customers (July 24, 2022)
Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load (December 21, 2019)
Student Productivity Increases After Numerous Schools Replace Teachers With Mannequins (September 22, 2021)
Success: Australian Government Solves COVID Crisis By Executing All Their Citizens (October 3, 2021)
Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew (September 15, 2016)
Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman (June 22, 2016)
Switzerland No Longer Neutral, Makes First Decision In 200 Years (April 22, 2016)
Sylvester Stallone Confirms Combination Rambo, The Wizard Of Oz, And Jaws Remake (June 25, 2016)
Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor (April 26, 2016)
Target Tries Fooling Conservatives By Rebranding As Bullseye (May 24, 2023)
Tat-shaming On The Rise (April 27, 2016)
Taylor Swift Congratulates Boyfriend Travis Kelce On Making It To The World Series (January 30, 2024)
Taylor Swift Fans Transition Themselves To Rabbits After The Pop Singer Said She Loved Bunnies (December 6, 2023)
Tearful Obama Inconsolable After Biden Takes His Place As America's Worst President (February 20, 2021)
Teary-Eyed Dan Crenshaw Eyes New Position After Watching Colleague Grab Oversight Committee Role (January 10, 2023)
Ted Cruz Changes Last Name To Cruise In Honor Of Actor Tom Cruise (July 26, 2016)
Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China (November 10, 2021)
Ted Cruz Runs For Prime Minister Of Canada (May 9, 2016)
Teen Girl Has Mental Breakdown After Watching 2 Minute YouTube Video (December 26, 2023)
Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering (January 13, 2017)
Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw Tests Positive For RINO (January 4, 2022)
Thanksgiving Tradition: Biden Sniffs And Gropes Unlucky Turkey Pardoned By Trump (November 23, 2020)
Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned By Trump Gets Loose Inside White House (November 29, 2019)
The Anti-Maskers Will Live To Breathe Another Day (November 29, 2021)
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The Cotswold Home Reportedly Kicked Out Prince Harry And Meghan Markle (May 17, 2019)
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens (March 26, 2024)
The Gum Stepping Generation Has Had Enough (March 22, 2018)
The Happiest Family In The World Gets Their Own Show On TLC (May 15, 2016)
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton (November 25, 2020)
The Lincoln Project Promises They'll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians (October 30, 2021)
The Other Joe Biden Comes Forward And Accuses Joe Biden Of Sexually Assaulting Him (May 11, 2020)
The Sky Slammed On Social Media For Refusing To Show A Rainbow After Rain (January 19, 2023)
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