NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Coronavirus gave an interview on Fox News this morning about the uncertainty of whether he’ll still have a job if Joe Biden beats Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election.
With only a few months left until Election Day, friends of Mr. Coronavirus have stated that the virus formally known as COVID-19 has been panicking at the thought of a Biden presidency, claiming that if the Democrat nominee wins he’ll be out of a job after November due to not needing him any longer.
“Word around the campfire is that if Biden wins I’ll be history,” Coronavirus told Brian Kilmeade on Fox & Friends early this morning. “The Democrats are only using me to help get Trump out of office and once they accomplish that goal they’re going to kick me to the curb, leaving me unemployed and homeless.”
The Chinese immigrant Coronavirus went on to say he was red-pilled after hearing the news that the Democrat party is only using him for political gain and that he now supports President Trump in an effort to keep his current job of innocently scaring American citizens into thinking they’re going to die at any minute if they don’t wear a piece of cloth over their mouth at all times.
“Donald Trump is the great job creator,” Coronavirus added as he showcased his new line of pro-Trump t-shirts. “Why would I vote for a guy who’s going to take away my livelihood? If Biden becomes president I have a feeling I’m going to suddenly disappear, and that scares me more than the asymptomatic people who think I’m going to murder them if they poke their head out of their basement.”
After hearing that Coronavirus now supports President Trump’s reelection, Hillary Clinton tweeted out that she is sorry to hear of COVID-19’s impending suicide and that he was a great asset to this country.
