UK Defends Mass Immigration By Noting At Least None Of The Migrants Speak German
LONDON, UK — Facing intense scrutiny over record-high immigration figures and the…
UK Police Torn Between Stopping Terrorist Attack And Arresting Grandma Over Facebook Meme
LONDON, UK — Metropolitan Police officials were reportedly facing a difficult decision…
UK Anti-Racism Activists Tell White British Citizens To ‘Go Back To Where They Came From’
LONDON, UK — Anti-racism activists protesting a Restore Britain campaign event in…
Sydney Sweeney Stars In New UK Sports Betting Ad
LONDON, UK — In an effort to enter the British gambling market…
UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham Drops ‘Ham’ From Name To Avoid Offending Muslim Voters
LONDON — Newly installed UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced Sunday that…
UK Officials Ask Public To Stop Interfering With Government’s Efforts To Ignore The Border
LONDON, UK — British officials are asking members of the public to…
Keir Starmer Wondering If He’s Still Invited To Next Year’s World Leaders’ Coke Party
LONDON, UK — Pacing the living room of his remarkably quiet home,…
UK Police Assure Residents They Have Knife Crime Under Control As Long As They Avoid All Dangerous Areas, People, Activities, And Leaving The House
LONDON, UK — In a highly anticipated press conference inside Scotland Yard,…
Harry And Meghan Demand Privacy During Nationwide Publicity Tour To Announce Their Return To Britain
LONDON, UK — In a desperate bid to finally be left alone,…
UK Solves Migrant Rape Epidemic By Declaring Entire Country A ‘Rape-Free Zone’
LONDON, UK — Following a shocking surge in violent crime and assaults…
Tragic: King Charles Forced To Squeeze His Own Toothpaste After Royal Valet Called Out Sick
LONDON, UK — The Union Jack is flying at half-mast above Buckingham…
Britain Solves Spanish Border Crisis By Dispatching Ferry To Bring Moroccans Directly To The UK
LONDON, UK — Declaring that every international crisis is merely an opportunity…