King Charles Presents Trump With Gift Of Keir Starmer Frozen In Carbonite
WASHINGTON — In a grand gesture aimed at reaffirming the Special Relationship…
‘No Kings’ Protesters Clarify They Don’t Oppose Actual King Currently Visiting White House
WASHINGTON — Chaos erupted outside the White House gates as thousands of…
Keir Starmer Demands Investigation Into Prime Minister’s Handling Of UK
LONDON, UK — Prime Minister Keir Starmer has called for an urgent…
UK Unveils New Culturally Sensitive Easter Bunny
LONDON, UK — In a move to promote inclusivity during the Easter…
British Man Hit By Bus Apologizes To Bus For Being In The Way
LONDON, UK — Traffic in Central London ground to a halt Tuesday…
Keir Starmer Torn Between Arresting People For Tweets And Arresting Them Before They Tweet
LONDON, UK — Government sources say Prime Minister Keir Starmer is currently…
Keir Starmer Appoints Grooming Gang Expert Prince Andrew To Lead Inquiry Into Rape Gangs
LONDON, UK — After months of mounting public pressure, Prime Minister Keir…
Keir Starmer Resigns, Announces He’s Been Replaced By His Sister Keira Starmer
LONDON, UK — In a dramatic and completely serious press conference, UK…
Xi Jinping Invites Keir Starmer To China To Show Citizens What A Real Dictator Looks Like
BEIJING, CHINA — In a subtle geopolitical maneuver intended to boost domestic…
UK Sends Elite Soldier To Defend Greenland Against The US
NUUK, GREENLAND. In what British officials described as a clear demonstration of…
UK Government Warns Seeing Too Much Truth On X May Cause Independent Thought
LONDON, UK-- The UK government issued a stark public health advisory today…
British Public Paints Giant ‘DICTATOR HERE’ Sign On Roof Of Prime Minister’s Office In Hopes Of Immediate U.S. Liberation
LONDON, UK-- In a desperate bid to attract the attention of U.S.…