British Man Hit By Bus Apologizes To Bus For Being In The Way
LONDON, UK — Traffic in Central London ground to a halt Tuesday…
Keir Starmer Torn Between Arresting People For Tweets And Arresting Them Before They Tweet
LONDON, UK — Government sources say Prime Minister Keir Starmer is currently…
Keir Starmer Appoints Grooming Gang Expert Prince Andrew To Lead Inquiry Into Rape Gangs
LONDON, UK — After months of mounting public pressure, Prime Minister Keir…
Keir Starmer Resigns, Announces He’s Been Replaced By His Sister Keira Starmer
LONDON, UK — In a dramatic and completely serious press conference, UK…
Xi Jinping Invites Keir Starmer To China To Show Citizens What A Real Dictator Looks Like
BEIJING, CHINA — In a subtle geopolitical maneuver intended to boost domestic…
UK Sends Elite Soldier To Defend Greenland Against The US
NUUK, GREENLAND. In what British officials described as a clear demonstration of…
UK Government Warns Seeing Too Much Truth On X May Cause Independent Thought
LONDON, UK-- The UK government issued a stark public health advisory today…
British Public Paints Giant ‘DICTATOR HERE’ Sign On Roof Of Prime Minister’s Office In Hopes Of Immediate U.S. Liberation
LONDON, UK-- In a desperate bid to attract the attention of U.S.…
Keir Starmer Wanted For Impersonating A UK Prime Minister
(PARODY NEWS) UK Police are searching for a Wanker named Keir Starmer…
Jimmy Kimmel Calls Trump A Tyrant From Nation That Jails Grandmothers For Facebook Memes
LONDON, UK-- Late night host Jimmy Kimmel appeared on British television Thursday…
UK Police Charge Santa With Hate Crime After Being Stabbed In London
LONDON, UK-- British police confirmed Thursday that Santa Claus has been formally…
UK Government Reassures Nation Everything Failing Exactly As Planned
LONDON, UK-- The UK government has moved to calm growing public concern…