UK Police Identify Suspicious British Citizens Who Haven’t Been Arrested Yet For Free Speech
LONDON, UK-- The UK Police Service has announced the formation of a…
Keir Starmer Vows To Get Tough On Illegal Immigration By Frowning Disapprovingly Whenever Talking About Migrant Crisis
LONDON, UK-- In an unorthodox move to tackle the UK's spiraling migrant…
Brave UK Police Tackle Dangerous Stabbing Victim In Daring Arrest
LONDON, UK-- The Metropolitan Police Service has been showered with praise for…
Keir Starmer Declares Immigrant Knife Crime Epidemic Solved After UK Police Cease Counting Attacks
LONDON, UK-- In a historic press conference, Prime Minister Keir Starmer beamed…
‘Chief Mouser’ Larry The Cat Catches Large Rat In UK Prime Minister’s Office
LONDON, UK-- Being hailed as a hero by British citizens, Larry the…
Keir Starmer Sends Himself Congratulations Flowers For ‘Masterminding’ Middle East Peace Deal
LONDON, UK-- Only hours after the historic Israel-Gaza peace deal, UK Prime…
Blindfolded Keir Starmer Promises To Stop Any Illegal Immigrant Boats He Sees Arriving
LONDON, UK-- In response to the UK's mass immigration problem, Labour Party…
Taliban Issues Urgent Travel Warning For UK: ‘Too Oppressive For Afghan Citizens’
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- In a stunning reversal of geopolitical norms, the Taliban regime…
Mark Carney Visits Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Destroy Canada Faster
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In a blatant display of intercontinental tyranny, Canadian Prime Minister…
UK Government Assures Citizens Digital IDs Are Not Mandatory, Except For Travel, Work, Banking, Healthcare, Shopping, Eating, And Breathing
LONDON, UK-- In an effort to ease the minds of worried British…
Keir Starmer Promises Digital ID Will Only Be Used To Track White British Citizens
LONDON, UK - Under the guise of tackling illegal immigration, UK Prime…
Keir Starmer Assures Trump UK Has ‘Robust Free Speech’ As On-Screen Chyron Lists Recent Speech-Related Arrests
LONDON-- As the UK continues to fight accusations of banning free speech,…