UK Government Denies Human Rights Abuses, Citing ‘Citizens Not Considered Human’
LONDON-- In a stunning rebuttal to international condemnation, the UK government, led…
Keir Starmer Attempts To Improve Abysmal Public Image By Appearing In Playboy
UK-- In a desperate bid to revamp his abysmal public image, UK…
British Man Sets VPN Location To Afghanistan To Bypass UK’s Oppressive Online Censorship Law
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to escape the UK's new anti-free speech…
Keir Starmer Hitches Ride On Trump’s Air Force One After Tie Gets Caught In Plane Door In Scotland
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND-- In yet another diplomatic mishap for the wildly unpopular British…
British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys
UK-- As a way to circumvent the stringent new Online Safety Act,…
Kermit The Frog Converts To Radical Islam After Spending A Week’s Vacation In London’s Muslim Quarter
LONDON, UK-- After a mere seven-day vacation in a predominantly Muslim neighborhood…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a desperate attempt to funnel every last penny into…
Keir Starmer Declares Jihad Against Infidel British Citizens
LONDON, ENGLAND--In a culmination of an ongoing war with the people of…
British Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Near Gay Pride Parade
LONDON, ENGLAND-- UK police are being heralded as heroes by the prime…
UK Labour Party Members Each Receive A Quran To Assist With Transition To Sharia Law
LONDON-- In preparation for the upcoming transition from English common law to…
Keir Starmer Starting To Suspect He Might Be A Terrible Prime Minister
UNITED KINGDOM-- With the United Kingdom being destroyed from within through horrible…
UK PM Keir Starmer Offers To Take Illegal Haitian Cannibals Being Deported By Trump
LONDON, ENGLAND-- As soon as he received word that Donald Trump was…