Keir Starmer Says UK Doesn’t Have Money To Investigate Grooming Gangs Because He Spent It All On Coke
UK-- The UK Home Office put out a statement recently saying that…
Zelensky Jealous He Wasn’t Invited To The World Leaders Cocaine Party In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- During a trip to the Ukraine in an effort to…
British Police Arrest Man For Claiming UK Does Not Have Free Speech
UK-- A British man was dragged out of his home and arrested…
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer Interrupts Pope Francis Funeral Service To Pray To Allah
VATICAN CITY-- The funeral proceedings for deceased Pope Francis suddenly came to…
United States Designates UK Labour Party As A Foreign Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- The US Department of State has recently updated their list of…
UK’s Keir Starmer Named Pakistan’s Person Of The Year
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In recognition of everything he has done for the Pakistani…
Family Guy’s Herbert The Pervert Moves To The UK To Join Labour Party
UNITED KINGDOM-- Infamous cartoon pedophile actor Herbert the Pervert announced that he…
Keir Starmer Calls For Resignation Of Whoever’s Prime Minister Of UK
UNITED KINGDOM-- As the UK continues to decline and its citizens grow…
Prime Minister Keir Starmer Bans Bananas After UK Man Slips On Banana Peel
UNITED KINGDOM-- Bananas have been officially banned from the United Kingdom after…
UK Police Charge British Man With Hate Crime For Not Allowing Immigrant To Stab Him
UNITED KINGDOM-- UK police have arrested a British man this week and…
UK To Rename City Of Birmingham To ‘Birminglamb’ To Be More Culturally Sensitive
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND-- As the immigrant population continues to grow in the United…
Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons
LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting…