British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys
UK-- As a way to circumvent the stringent new Online Safety Act,…
Kermit The Frog Converts To Radical Islam After Spending A Week’s Vacation In London’s Muslim Quarter
LONDON, UK-- After a mere seven-day vacation in a predominantly Muslim neighborhood…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a desperate attempt to funnel every last penny into…
Keir Starmer Declares Jihad Against Infidel British Citizens
LONDON, ENGLAND--In a culmination of an ongoing war with the people of…
British Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Near Gay Pride Parade
LONDON, ENGLAND-- UK police are being heralded as heroes by the prime…
UK Labour Party Members Each Receive A Quran To Assist With Transition To Sharia Law
LONDON-- In preparation for the upcoming transition from English common law to…
Keir Starmer Starting To Suspect He Might Be A Terrible Prime Minister
UNITED KINGDOM-- With the United Kingdom being destroyed from within through horrible…
UK PM Keir Starmer Offers To Take Illegal Haitian Cannibals Being Deported By Trump
LONDON, ENGLAND-- As soon as he received word that Donald Trump was…
U.S. Issues Apology For Bombing England After Mistaking It For A Muslim Country
WASHINGTON-- The United States government has issued a formal apology to their…
UK Votes To Allow Abortion Up To 940 Weeks Old
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Pro-abortion activists in the UK are celebrating after British lawmakers…
Awkward: British Activists Stand Near King’s Palace Protesting Against Trump Acting Like A King
LONDON-- Standing nearby King Charles' Buckingham Palace, a group of British activists…
Keir Starmer Admits His First Year In Office Has Been A Failure Since There’s Still Too Many White People In Britain
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a somber moment during a one-on-one interview, UK Prime…