LONDON, UK– In a groundbreaking move to “promote diversity and inclusion,” the Metropolitan Police Service has unveiled a 24/7 hotline for reporting white individuals who resist, evade, or verbally object to being groomed and raped by minority groups.
The initiative, dubbed “Respect Our Predators,” aims to “create a safe space for all communities to practice their cultural traditions without fear of retaliation.”
“We’re committed to protecting the rights of our vibrant grooming gangs,” said Commissioner Arthur Barmy. “No one should be forced to choose between their heritage and respecting white women.”
Callers to the hotline can report “hate incidents” such as:
White girls refusing to share their phone numbers with Pakistani taxi drivers.
Teenagers who “look uncomfortable” when touched by Muslim men in public.
Parents who question why their daughters are missing school to attend “cultural exchange programs.”
Rewards of up to £10,000 are offered for tips leading to the arrest and prosecution of “rape deniers.”
A police spokesperson clarified, “This isn’t about victim-blaming-it’s about holding perpetrators accountable for their lack of diversity.”
Critics have labeled the move “state-sponsored rape facilitation,” but the Home Office insists it’s “just another step toward a more inclusive Britain.”
The hotline number is 0800-MUSLIM-1.
