QUEENS, NEW YORK– After fleeing from Canada to the United States to avoid giving his citizens freedom, Prime Minster Justin Trudeau found the perfect hiding spot inside AOC’s empty New York City district office, being that the Congresswoman never spends any time there serving her constituents.
Once he cleared away the numerous cobwebs and scattering rats, Trudeau settled himself down inside Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s dilapidated office and lit himself a fire to stay warm, telling Joe Biden by phone that he plans on hiding out in the US until the truckers for freedom either go home or are humanely slaughtered by the Canadian gestapo.
“No one will ever find me in here,” said Trudeau confidently as he reapplied his mascara. “How dare those insolent trucker fools question my authority and be so ungrateful for everything I’ve given them so far, such as forced experimental injections, COVID gulags, and personally signed photos of me in blackface.”
The office of AOC has been empty for quite some time, being that the Congresswoman spends most of her time gallivanting around the country trying to increase her celebrity exposure in an effort to get her new reality show AOC: How I Went From Waitress To Politician And Then Back To Waitress Again off the ground.
After spending only one day inside AOC’s office, a distraught Trudeau was forced to leave the shabby building early and return to Canada once he realized he didn’t bring enough makeup and fake eyebrows for the trip.
