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Keir Starmer Steps Down, Immediately Handing Power To Bold New Islamic Leader ‘Keirlifa Starmaleed’

LONDON, UK — Following months of historic unpopularity, compounding street protests, and…

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Luke Skywalker Posts Heartfelt Father’s Day Tribute To Man Who Cut Off His Hand

AHCH-TO — In a touching Father's Day social media post Sunday, Jedi…

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Mark Levin Warns ‘America First’ Platform Contains Disturbing Amount Of America

LOUDOUN, VIRGINIA — Conservative radio host Mark Levin warned his listeners that…

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Stevie Wonder Says He Doesn’t See Any Problem With Obama Library Design

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS — As criticism continues to mount over the appearance of…

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Trump Spotted Quietly Placing JD Vance ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Iran Peace Deal

WASHINGTON — Just hours after signing a historic and highly controversial peace treaty…

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UK Police Rescue Trafficked Teenager Just To Arrest Her For Illegal TikTok Use

ROTHERHAM, UK — In a dramatic, early-morning raid that authorities are hailing…

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MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — In a landmark disciplinary action, Major League Baseball…

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Netanyahu Demands Emergency Summit To Address Growing Threat Of De-Escalation

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL — Alarmed by the sudden and terrifying outbreak of diplomatic…

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Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Supply 500,000 Future Tim Hortons Workers

ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE — Heralding it as a transformative victory for the domestic…

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UK Police Storm Hospital After Ultrasound Spots Fetus Forming A ‘Hate Symbol’ With Its Hand

LONDON, UK — In a swift and decisive victory for digital safety,…

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Trump Unveils Pride Month Concession By Appointing Lindsey Graham As Lead Octagon Girl For UFC Freedom Event

WASHINGTON — In a historic bipartisan compromise to appease angry Democrats and fulfill…

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Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs

BURLINGTON, VERMONT — Following reports that Elon Musk had officially become the…

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