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London Declared Safest City In Europe For People Who Don’t Visit London

LONDON, UK β€” London has officially been declared the safest city in…

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Elmo Insists New Chinese Muppet Was Just A Friend Who Wanted To Learn About US Military Bases

SESAME STREET β€” Elmo defended his friendship with a newly arrived Chinese…

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Congress Introduces Historic Bill To Give Every Homeless Veteran A Cardboard Box

WASHINGTON β€” In what congressional leaders are describing as a historic breakthrough…

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AOC Accuses Americans Of Islamophobia For Not Celebrating Hindu Manure Festival

WASHINGTON – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, accused Americans of rampant Islamophobia Tuesday…

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Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping

WASHINGTONΒ β€” President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States was launching…

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UK Police Arrest Sexual Predator After Establishing The Suspect Is Not Muslim

LONDON, UK β€” British police announced Monday that they had successfully arrested…

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Trump Surprised To Learn Voters Took His Mass Deportation Promise Seriously

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump reportedly expressed surprise Monday after discovering that…

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Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Spreading Dangerous Misinformation After He Quotes Scripture

JERUSALEM β€” Local religious authorities accused Jesus of spreading dangerous misinformation Sunday…

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Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans

AUSTIN, TEXAS β€” Following his stunning election defeat Tuesday, outgoing Texas Governor…

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Progressive Transplants Confident They Can Ruin Texas Even Faster Than They Ruined California

AUSTIN, TEXAS β€” Thousands of progressive transplants arriving in Texas from California…

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Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Declaring that California has no place for state-sanctioned killing,…

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Trump Mercifully Nukes Texas To Spare Remaining Conservatives From Living Under Democrat Rule

WASHINGTON β€” President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had reluctantly authorized…

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