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Trump Adds Another Sticky Note To Refrigerator Reminding Him To Send Out Promised Checks

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reportedly added another sticky note to the…

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Biden Tells Black Juror He ‘Ain’t Black’ If He Votes To Convict Lindsay Clancy

PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — Former President Joe Biden reportedly reached out to the…

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Ilhan Omar Proposes Renaming 9/11 ‘National Day Of Unspecified Things Happening To Buildings’

WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar introduced a resolution Friday proposing that September…

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Indian Man Arrested For Vandalizing Neighborhood By Cleaning It Up

NEW DELHI, INDIA—Local authorities have arrested an Indian man who allegedly vandalized…

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Ron Paul Chains Himself To Treasury To Stop Trump’s $5,000 Dividend

WASHINGTON — Former Congressman Ron Paul returned from retirement Thursday to chain…

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To Correct Historical Inequity, Mamdani Demands Half The 9/11 Memorial Be Dedicated To The Hijackers

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Addressing escalating friction with victims’ families ahead…

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Female Clancy Jurors Say They Felt ‘Unsafe’ Around Male Holdout Who Kept Insisting Killing Children Should Have Consequences

PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — Several female jurors who deliberated in the Lindsay Clancy…

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UK Officials Ask Public To Stop Interfering With Government’s Efforts To Ignore The Border

LONDON, UK — British officials are asking members of the public to…

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Mitch McConnell Takes Labor Day Off From Being Dead

WASHINGTON — After working tirelessly around the clock to appear fully deceased…

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Georgia Authorities Rule HeeHaw The Donkey Died By Suicide After Shooting Himself Twice In Back Of Head

CEDARTOWN, GEORGIA—Putting to rest weeks of online speculation and public outrage, the…

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Child Asks Dad If ‘Mistrial’ Means Mom Is Allowed To Start Killing People Now

PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — Following the breaking news of a mistrial in the…

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