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American Hospital Fires Resident Doctor After Horrifying Discovery That He Was Born In America
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Moderna Offers Free Tombstone To Anyone Getting New mRNA Flu Vaccine
CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS — Pharmaceutical giant Moderna announced Thursday that it is offering…
Fauci Bursts Into Flames After Catching Glimpse Of Healthy Unvaccinated Man
WASHINGTON — Panic erupted at the Capitol on Friday after a perfectly…
GoFundMe Launched For Financially Struggling Elon Musk After Net Worth Falls Below $1 Trillion
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FDA Approves Taco Bell As New Weight-Loss Drug
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND — In a landmark decision for the American diet…
Google Warns That Without Unqualified Foreign Labor, They Might Have To Hire Americans
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA — Sounding the alarm over the Trump administration’s sweeping…
Dr. Fauci Insists Hantavirus Vaccine Requires Conducting Highly Painful Experiments On Beagles
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Artemis II Crew Frustrated After Getting Stuck Behind Only Other Rocket In Entirety Of Space
LOW EARTH ORBIT — Despite the universe consisting of an estimated 93…
Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Another Year Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
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Planet Fitness Names Transgender Serial Killer Buffalo Bill As Gym Ambassador Of The Year
WELLINGTON, NH-- In a move corporate spokespeople are calling strategically inclusive, Planet…
RFK Jr. Leaves T-Bone Steak And Raw Milk Out For Santa
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming yet unorthodox display of holiday cheer, Health and…
