Doctors Say Mitch McConnell Hasn’t Aged A Day Since Beginning Formaldehyde Treatments
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY — Amid mounting public pressure and a frantic search for…
Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating All Doctors Wear White Robes And Red Sashes
WASHINGTON—Citing a desperate need for clarity in the medical field, President Donald…
Canadian Man Finally Reaches Front Of ER Line Just In Time For Autopsy
TORONTO, ONTARIO — After what Canada Health described as a triumph of administrative…
World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor Doesn’t Know His Own Strength
(PARODY) Commercial for Dr. Bongo's Primate Chiropractic, the world's first chimpanzee chiropractor…
With Sesame Street Shutting Down, Liberals Not Sure Where They’ll Get Their Medical Advice
U.S.-- With children's television program Sesame Street getting defunded and possibly shut…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical…
Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…
John Cena Gets Neutered Live On Stage At The Oscars
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- The Oscars awards show was a big hit last night…
Naked Doctor Wins Lawsuit To Open Up All Nude Medical Practice
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A huge win for nudists across the country came this…
Doctors Warn Having A Heart Puts You At Greater Risk Of A Heart Attack
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- A groundbreaking study has made the news this…
Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Healed After Doctors Prescribed Him Treatment Of ‘Walk It Off’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After sustaining an injury to his Achilles tendon…
Dr. Phil: Bashful Snake Refuses To Shed Its Skin In Front Of Its Peers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A shy snake has made the news this week after…