Biden Recovering After Getting Obama’s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy
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Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across…
Bill Gates: ‘Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.’
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine expert Bill Gates gave an interview…
Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable
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Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A barely one day old baby was…
I’m Not A Doctor, But I Play One In Yahoo Comment Sections
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New Drug Guaranteed To Cure Insomnia, Says Leading Doctor
SPRINGWOOD, OHIO-- The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has accepted a New…
Meet The World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor
OXNARD, CALIFORNIA-- A chiropractor from Oxnard, who happens to be a chimpanzee,…
Scientists Create Flu Vaccine To Combat Effects Of Original Flu Vaccine
BIG PHARMA, TEXAS-- After having to finally admit that flu vaccines actually…
Doctors Confirm: Having A Bowel Movement Can Kill You!
DOVER, DELAWARE-- Hold it in! Medical professionals from the Dover Fecal Matter…
Groundbreaking Achievement: World’s First Successful Animal To Human Head Transplant
FUGAZI, ITALY-- Surgeons in Italy claim to have carried out the first…
Medical Breakthrough: World-Reknown Doctor Discovers Cure For Common Cold
MUMBAI, INDIA-- How would you like to never get a common cold…