Japanese Government Assures Public It Has Learned Nothing From Europe
TOKYO, JAPAN — The Japanese government assured concerned citizens Wednesday that it…
God Asks James Talarico To Stop Speaking On His Behalf
HEAVEN — Putting out an emergency celestial statement to clear up what…
UK Company Develops New Rape-Proof Underwear For Women Who Still Leave The House
LONDON, UK — A British company announced Monday that it had developed…
Mark Carney Taps Newly Arrived Immigrant To Oversee Preservation Of Canadian Identity
OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Tuesday that newly arrived…
Macron Threatens To Punish Rioters By Making Them Remain In France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron issued a stern warning to…
Mark Carney Calls Newsom For Advice On How To Rig Alberta’s Election
OTTAWA, CANADA — With Alberta voters heading to the polls to decide…
Macron Worried Britain Destroying Itself Faster Than France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron reportedly grew concerned Monday that…
India Seeks Public’s Help Identifying Serial Killer Suspected Of Killing 300,000 People
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Indian authorities appealed to the public Thursday for…
Zelensky’s Wife Walks In On Him Playing Piano Again
KYIV, UKRAINE — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was reportedly caught in another…
Britain Offers Nidal Hasan Free Housing, Cash, And Healthcare Instead Of Firing Squad
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep moral horror at the U.S. military’s decision…
Iran Applies For Permit To Nuke Los Angeles
TEHRAN, IRAN — Following President Donald Trump’s controversial suggestion that Iran could…
Russia Assures World Escaped Plague Bacteria Will Die Out After Killing Everyone
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian officials assured the international community Monday that there was…
