LONDON, ENGLAND– Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next president of the United States, current London Mayor Sadiq Khan told UK news reporters that his greatest fear is that if Trump becomes president then the billionaire businessman might somehow put an end to all the attacks on British citizens by violent immigrants under Khan’s administration.
Khan has had a tumultuous relationship with President Trump while mayor of London, with Trump accusing the mayor of allowing so much crime to run rampant ever since the British Pakistani was elected into office.
“If Trump returns to office it could be disastrous for Britain,” said Mayor Sadiq Khan nervously while multiple British citizens were stabbed directly behind him by mostly peaceful illegal aliens. “Just imagine the dangerous implications of a Trump presidency. He could wield his power to not only make America great again, but could also lean on UK politicians to make Britain great again as well, such as forcing us to curb all the crime happening under my watch. That would be terrible.”
With tears in his eyes, Khan stressed that he has been doing the job that he was elected to do and is proud of all the crime happening as he sits back and doesn’t do anything to stop it.
At publishing time, Khan said he felt a little more at ease after US Democrats called him to let him know that the election has already been fortified for Kamala so that Trump will never be president again.
