Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Adds Another Sticky Note To Refrigerator Reminding Him To Send Out Promised Checks

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reportedly added another sticky note to the…

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Ron Paul Chains Himself To Treasury To Stop Trump’s $5,000 Dividend

WASHINGTON — Former Congressman Ron Paul returned from retirement Thursday to chain…

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Trump Escalates Trade War By Shrinking Canada By 50% On All U.S. Maps

WASHINGTON — In a dramatic escalation in the growing trade war with Canada,…

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Doug Ford Threatens To Punish America By Stopping Ontario From Making Money

TORONTO, ONTARIO — Ontario Premier Doug Ford issued a stern warning to…

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North Korea Fears Trump’s Compliments Have Ruined Its Terrifying Dictatorship Reputation

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korean officials expressed growing concern Tuesday that…

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Congress Condemns Reduced Vaccine Schedule For Threatening Health Of Their Stock Portfolios

WASHINGTON — Members of Congress expressed grave concern Monday over the Trump administration’s…

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Trump Asks Siri If He’s Currently At War With Iran

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump paused a meeting inside the Oval Office…

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Awkward Moment As Zelensky And Netanyahu Simultaneously Reach For Trump’s Wallet

WASHINGTON — What began as a routine diplomatic greeting at the White House…

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RFK Jr. Discovered Sleeping Upside Down On White House Ceiling To Improve Circulation

WASHINGTON — White House officials confirmed that Health and Human Services Secretary…

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Gavin Newsom Teaches Mark Carney How To Blame Wildfires On Trump While Cutting Firefighting Budgets

OTTAWA, CANADA — With wildfires once again spreading across Canada and toxic…

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Trump Spends Afternoon Watching Migrants Fight In Steel Cage

WASHINGTON — Describing the event as a relaxing way to clear his…

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Mark Levin Warns ‘America First’ Platform Contains Disturbing Amount Of America

LOUDOUN, VIRGINIA — Conservative radio host Mark Levin warned his listeners that…

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