Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs
BURLINGTON, VERMONT — Following reports that Elon Musk had officially become the world's first trillionaire, Senator Bernie Sanders announced Saturday that he had purchased a fourth home to store his massive new shipment of "Tax the Trillionaires" protest signs. The real estate acquisition, which marks the democratic socialist’s fourth residential property, was deemed an "absolute operational necessity" to properly house…
Historic Iran Peace Deal Postponed After White House Discovers Tomorrow Already Reserved For Different Historic Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — The White House announced Saturday that a long-awaited historic peace…
Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs
BURLINGTON, VERMONT — Following reports that Elon Musk had officially become the…
Historic Iran Peace Deal Postponed After White House Discovers Tomorrow Already Reserved For Different Historic Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — The White House announced Saturday that a long-awaited historic peace…
UK Government Cracks Down On Knife Crime By Limiting Migrants To Three Stabbings Per Week
LONDON, UK — Facing mounting pressure from citizens over a relentless wave…
California Promises To Have Final Election Results Ready Just In Time For The Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Amid mounting national scrutiny and widespread public exhaustion, the…
King Charles Knights Sudanese Belfast Attacker For ‘Services To Cultural Enrichment’
LONDON, UK — In a beautiful and touching display of modern British…
Democrats Condemn DOJ Attempt To Disenfranchise Thousands Of Imaginary Voters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — California Democrats expressed outrage this week following a…
Keir Starmer Condemns Belfast Attacker For Not Using Ethically Sourced Knife To Try To Behead Victim
LONDON, UK — Addressing the nation following a horrific knife attack in…
Aides Remind Lindsey Graham He Can Stop Pretending To Care About South Carolina As Soon As Polls Close
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA — As South Carolina Republicans headed to the polls Tuesday…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room
WASHINGTON-- Male Republican politicians have accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of spying on them while they frolicked inside the GOP locker room, saying they felt like they were being watched…
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