Canada’s Official United Nations Address Delivered Entirely In Punjabi
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — International diplomats were left tapping their translation earpieces on Wednesday after Canada delivered its official address to the United Nations General Assembly entirely in Punjabi by a three-person Indian delegation wearing red Tim Hortons uniforms. The speech was delivered by a member of Canada's delegation wearing a Tim Hortons uniform and turban, who confirmed he…
Zelensky Spotted Passing Collection Basket Around United Nations
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Canada’s Official United Nations Address Delivered Entirely In Punjabi
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — International diplomats were left tapping their translation…
Netanyahu Uses Samson Option On Mayor’s Mansion To Avoid Mamdani Arrest
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Zelensky Spotted Passing Collection Basket Around United Nations
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was spotted passing…
Trump Taunts Banned Reporters By Replacing Them With Sock Puppets
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Newsom Unveils Bold El Niño Preparedness Plan By Blaming Someone Else After It Happens
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Fox News Fills Trump Blackout By Spending Six Hours Discussing Its Trump Blackout
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Geometry Teacher Suspended After Students Report Seeing KKK Hood On Whiteboard
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Gavin Newsom Denies Allegations He Has Been Using Taxpayer Money Responsibly
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — California Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a furious denial Saturday…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
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Jared Leto Becomes First Person In History To Ride Outside Of Elon Musk’s SpaceX Rocket Into Space
BOCA CHICA BEACH, TEXAS-- Musician and Hollywood actor Jared Leto has made history once again after strapping himself to the outside of Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket as it blasted off…
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