Ed Gallrein Assures Voters He Only Followed OnlyFans Model To Keep An Eye On The ‘Moral Decay Of America’

HEBRON, KENTUCKY — Facing intense scrutiny just as voters head to the polls, Kentucky Republican congressional challenger Ed Gallrein held a press conference Tuesday morning to clarify that his official campaign Instagram account only subscribed to and interacted with a prominent OnlyFans bondage-themed nude model as part of a high-stakes, late-night intelligence operation into the nation's spiritual decline. The self-proclaimed…

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