Man Tries To Impress Date By Filling SUV With Premium Gas
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA — A local man reportedly attempted to impress his date Friday night by filling his SUV with premium gasoline, a lavish gesture he described as the kind of thing you do when you really want a woman to know you’re doing well. “I thought about taking her to a nice restaurant, but then I looked at gas prices,” said…
Man Tries To Impress Date By Filling SUV With Premium Gas
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA — A local man reportedly attempted to impress his date Friday…
Man Tries To Impress Date By Filling SUV With Premium Gas
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA — A local man reportedly attempted to impress his date Friday…
AOC Weeps Outside Empty Minnesota Daycare Over Thousands Of Imaginary Somali Children Being Deported
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AOC Breaks Up With Fiancé, Gently Suggests They Should ‘Both See Other Men’
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Newsom Spotted Committing Crimes In Florida To Sabotage DeSantis’ Record-Low Crime Rate
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Congress Condemns Reduced Vaccine Schedule For Threatening Health Of Their Stock Portfolios
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Abdul El-Sayed Spotted Casually Trying On Several Tactical Vests
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was spotted at a…
AOC Livestreams Herself Beginning Egg-Freezing Process By Swallowing Three Bags Of Ice Cubes
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) took to Instagram Live this weekend…
Congress Finally Reaches Bipartisan Agreement To Ignore Voters
WASHINGTON — In a rare display of bipartisan cooperation, congressional Republicans and…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Scotland: Man Who’s First Minister Of White Country Shocked There’s So Many White People There
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND-- During a rant in a video that has began circulating recently, surprised First Minister of Scotland Humza Yousaf was legitimately confused as to why there are so many…
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