Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Following his stunning election defeat Tuesday, outgoing Texas Governor Greg Abbott has reportedly begun reviewing his political career and wondering whether he may have spent too much time working for everyone but the people who actually elected him, sources confirmed. Abbott, who was defeated by Democrat Gina Hinojosa after more than a decade in office, reportedly spent…
CNN Denies Allegations It Has Been Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – CNN executives and on-air personalities vehemently denied allegations Monday…
Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Following his stunning election defeat Tuesday, outgoing Texas Governor…
Progressive Transplants Confident They Can Ruin Texas Even Faster Than They Ruined California
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Thousands of progressive transplants arriving in Texas from California…
Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Declaring that California has no place for state-sanctioned killing,…
Trump Mercifully Nukes Texas To Spare Remaining Conservatives From Living Under Democrat Rule
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had reluctantly authorized…
Embarrassing: Democrat Operative Drops Off Fake Ballots After Election Already Called
RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA — In an embarrassing mix-up that election officials are calling…
Republicans Celebrate Losing Power After Exhausting Two Years Of Not Using It
WASHINGTON — Gathering for a joyful post-election celebration on Capitol Hill, Republican lawmakers…
Abdul El-Sayed Assures LGBTQ Voters Muslims Throwing Gays Off Roofs Is Just A Cultural Difference
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed moved Wednesday to reassure…
Anakin Skywalker Loses Jedi Master Position To Less Qualified Diversity Hires
CORUSCANT — Anakin Skywalker, widely regarded as one of the most powerful…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Hillary Clinton Says She Can’t Be Racist Because Husband Bill Had An Affair With A Black Woman
WASHINGTON-- With Hillary Clinton recently hinting that she may run for president in 2024, old skeletons inside her closet began reappearing once again, including the one where she's been accused…
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