Target Apologizes To Black Community For Racist Clown Costume By Offering 10% Off Next Purchase Of Fried Chicken
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — Following a nationwide PR disaster, Target executives issued a sweeping apology Monday after the retailer came under fire for selling a children's blacklight clown costume that critics condemned as resembling minstrel blackface, responding to the controversy by offering black customers 10% off their next purchase of fried chicken. "We at Target deeply regret that this insensitive costume ever…
Mark Carney Caves On Tariffs After Trump Threatens To Return Ted Cruz To Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Mark Carney abruptly caved on Canada's retaliatory…
Target Apologizes To Black Community For Racist Clown Costume By Offering 10% Off Next Purchase Of Fried Chicken
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — Following a nationwide PR disaster, Target executives issued a sweeping…
Doug Ford Threatens To Punish America By Stopping Ontario From Making Money
TORONTO, ONTARIO — Ontario Premier Doug Ford issued a stern warning to…
Mark Carney Caves On Tariffs After Trump Threatens To Return Ted Cruz To Canada
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Texas Longhorn Forced To Sell Itself On Street Corner After Losing Job To Cheaper Foreign Cattle
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Lindsay Clancy Supporters Erect 40-Foot Bronze Altar To Moloch Outside Courthouse
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Harry And Meghan Demand Privacy During Nationwide Publicity Tour To Announce Their Return To Britain
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Kash Patel Lures Eric Swalwell Out Of Hiding By Dressing As Chinese Prostitute
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North Korea Fears Trump’s Compliments Have Ruined Its Terrifying Dictatorship Reputation
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Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Mark Ruffalo: ‘If I Had A Son, He’d Look Like JoJo’
HOLLYWOOD-- Hollywood star Mark Ruffalo weighed in on Kyle Rittenhouse being declared not guilty for shooting Joseph Rosenbaum, calling it an international tragedy and that JoJo reminded him of the…
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