King Charles Presents Trump With Gift Of Keir Starmer Frozen In Carbonite

WASHINGTON — In a grand gesture aimed at reaffirming the Special Relationship between the United States and the United Kingdom, King Charles III officially presented President Donald Trump with a life-sized slab of Prime Minister Keir Starmer frozen in carbonite during a formal ceremony in the Oval Office Tuesday. The gift, which depicts the British Prime Minister in a state…

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