Abdul El-Sayed Assures LGBTQ Voters Muslims Throwing Gays Off Roofs Is Just A Cultural Difference
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed moved Wednesday to reassure LGBTQ voters that reports of gay people being thrown off rooftops by Islamist extremists should not be viewed as a reason to question his growing outreach to Muslim voters, explaining at a campaign stop that such practices were simply a matter of cultural differences that could be overcome…
Local Kids Agree To Skip Trick-Or-Treating At Houses Displaying ‘Free Lindsay’ Signs
DUXBURY, MASSACHUSETTS — Local children agreed this week to skip trick-or-treating at…
Abdul El-Sayed Assures LGBTQ Voters Muslims Throwing Gays Off Roofs Is Just A Cultural Difference
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed moved Wednesday to reassure…
Anakin Skywalker Loses Jedi Master Position To Less Qualified Diversity Hires
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CNN Denies Allegations It Has Been Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – CNN executives and on-air personalities vehemently denied allegations Monday…
Canada Adds Conservatism To List Of Conditions Eligible For MAID
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a landmark update to federal healthcare policy, the…
Liberal Asks Children If They Support Trump Before Giving Them Candy
PORTLAND, OREGON — Local liberal woman Karen Mitchell reportedly spent Halloween evening…
Kamala Harris Sees Four Dan Sullivans On Alaska Ballot
WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly spotted four separate Dan Sullivans…
Newsom Accuses Trump Of Trying To Steal Elections Democrats Are Trying To Steal
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – California Governor Gavin Newsom accused President Donald Trump Thursday…
Iran Considers Allowing Women To Smile In Private Provided No Men Can See Them
TEHRAN, IRAN — Iranian authorities announced Thursday that they were considering a…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow Jones claimed on his latest show that globalists and mainstream media outlets are responsible for the recent stock…
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