Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Declaring that California has no place for state-sanctioned killing, Governor Gavin Newsom announced Thursday that he would commute the death sentences of all 548 inmates on California's death row, while reaffirming his administration's commitment to protecting women's access to abortion. "Here in California, we believe every human life has value, regardless of what that person has done,"…
Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Declaring that California has no place for state-sanctioned killing,…
Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Declaring that California has no place for state-sanctioned killing,…
Trump Mercifully Nukes Texas To Spare Remaining Conservatives From Living Under Democrat Rule
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Abdul El-Sayed Assures LGBTQ Voters Muslims Throwing Gays Off Roofs Is Just A Cultural Difference
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Anakin Skywalker Loses Jedi Master Position To Less Qualified Diversity Hires
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CNN Denies Allegations It Has Been Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – CNN executives and on-air personalities vehemently denied allegations Monday…
Canada Adds Conservatism To List Of Conditions Eligible For MAID
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a landmark update to federal healthcare policy, the…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation
WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking over the White House while Joe Biden was away on yet another vacation in Delaware, causing the confused…
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