German Police Raid Domestic Terrorist Grandmother’s Home For Harboring An Air Conditioner

BERLIN, GERMANY — In a swift, pre-dawn operation, heavily armed tactical units from the German Climate Security Force breached the apartment of an 84-year-old grandmother suspected of harboring an illegal, unregistered air conditioning unit. According to police reports, 84-year-old great-grandmother Hildegard Müller, was taken into custody which involved a physical confrontation, though not before special forces deployed flashbangs and shattered…

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