Embarrassing: Democrat Operative Drops Off Fake Ballots After Election Already Called
RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA — In an embarrassing mix-up that election officials are calling an unfortunate failure of communication, a Democrat operative reportedly dropped off several boxes of fake ballots early Wednesday morning, apparently unaware that the election had already been called and Democrats had secured a decisive victory. According to witnesses, the unidentified operative arrived at a local election office carrying…
Embarrassing: Democrat Operative Drops Off Fake Ballots After Election Already Called
RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA — In an embarrassing mix-up that election officials are calling…
Embarrassing: Democrat Operative Drops Off Fake Ballots After Election Already Called
RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA — In an embarrassing mix-up that election officials are calling…
Republicans Celebrate Losing Power After Exhausting Two Years Of Not Using It
WASHINGTON — Gathering for a joyful post-election celebration on Capitol Hill, Republican lawmakers…
Abdul El-Sayed Assures LGBTQ Voters Muslims Throwing Gays Off Roofs Is Just A Cultural Difference
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed moved Wednesday to reassure…
Anakin Skywalker Loses Jedi Master Position To Less Qualified Diversity Hires
CORUSCANT — Anakin Skywalker, widely regarded as one of the most powerful…
CNN Denies Allegations It Has Been Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – CNN executives and on-air personalities vehemently denied allegations Monday…
Canada Adds Conservatism To List Of Conditions Eligible For MAID
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a landmark update to federal healthcare policy, the…
Liberal Asks Children If They Support Trump Before Giving Them Candy
PORTLAND, OREGON — Local liberal woman Karen Mitchell reportedly spent Halloween evening…
Kamala Harris Sees Four Dan Sullivans On Alaska Ballot
WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly spotted four separate Dan Sullivans…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Obese Man Fired For Fat-Shaming
ROANOKE, VIRGINIA-- A thirty-four year old obese man from Roanoke was terminated Tuesday from his job at Arby's restaurant for making crude and uncomfortable fat jokes toward the appearance of another…
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