Radical New York Democrats Celebrate Election Victory With 21-US Flag Burning Salute

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Following a sweeping string of primary victories for far-left socialist candidates across the Empire State, the newly elected socialist-communist coalition of New York held its official victory gala Tuesday night, celebrating with a traditional, highly organized 21-U.S. Flag-Burning Salute. The fiery festivities were organized by New York City’s socialist Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who proudly endorsed…

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