Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs

BURLINGTON, VERMONT — Following reports that Elon Musk had officially become the world's first trillionaire, Senator Bernie Sanders announced Saturday that he had purchased a fourth home to store his massive new shipment of "Tax the Trillionaires" protest signs. The real estate acquisition, which marks the democratic socialist’s fourth residential property, was deemed an "absolute operational necessity" to properly house…

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Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs

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