FAA Identifies Contractor Responsible For Nationwide Flight Shutdown
WASHINGTON – Federal Aviation Administration, FAA, officials announced Sunday that they have identified the contractor responsible for triggering Friday's nationwide aviation shutdown, revealing that the individual tasked with upgrading the agency's communications infrastructure was none other than British maintenance technician Mr. Bean. According to investigators, Bean was hired to assist with replacing outdated copper wiring and installing new fiber-optic connections…
Congress Introduces Historic Bill To Give Every Homeless Veteran A Cardboard Box
WASHINGTON — In what congressional leaders are describing as a historic breakthrough…
FAA Identifies Contractor Responsible For Nationwide Flight Shutdown
WASHINGTON – Federal Aviation Administration, FAA, officials announced Sunday that they have…
John Thune Awards Himself Congressional Medal For Two Years Of Distinguished Inaction
WASHINGTON — Senate Majority Leader John Thune awarded himself the prestigious Congressional…
Microsoft Blames Global Outage On Unreasonable Expectancy That Software Should Work
REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Microsoft officials blamed customers' unreasonable expectations that the company's…
London Declared Safest City In Europe For People Who Don’t Visit London
LONDON, UK — London has officially been declared the safest city in…
Elmo Insists New Chinese Muppet Was Just A Friend Who Wanted To Learn About US Military Bases
SESAME STREET — Elmo defended his friendship with a newly arrived Chinese…
Congress Introduces Historic Bill To Give Every Homeless Veteran A Cardboard Box
WASHINGTON — In what congressional leaders are describing as a historic breakthrough…
AOC Accuses Americans Of Islamophobia For Not Celebrating Hindu Manure Festival
WASHINGTON – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, accused Americans of rampant Islamophobia Tuesday…
Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States was launching…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members of Congress have reassured unsure American voters that they will do everything in their power to make sure…
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