Democrats Halt Midterm Campaign Spending After Realizing RINOs Doing The Work For Them
WASHINGTON — In a stunning cost-saving measure, the Democratic National Committee has announced the immediate suspension of all midterm campaign spending, realizing that establishment Republican "RINOs" are already doing a much better job of sabotaging the GOP than any Democrat ad campaign ever could. The decision comes just hours after a coalition of RINO (Republican In Name Only) senators joined Democrats…
Dr. Jill Reveals She Treated Biden’s Debate Stroke With Positive Reinforcement And A Sticker Chart
WASHINGTON — Former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden revealed during a recent…
Democrats Halt Midterm Campaign Spending After Realizing RINOs Doing The Work For Them
WASHINGTON — In a stunning cost-saving measure, the Democratic National Committee has announced…
Karen Bass Secures Runoff Spot After Late-Night Delivery Of 80,000 Registered Labradoodle Ballots
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass officially secured a…
Sesame Street Defends Pride Month Episode Where New Trans Muppet Opens Fire On Heteronormative Co-Stars
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Following a wave of intense parent pushback…
California Warns It Will Take Weeks To Find Enough Ballots For Democrats To Win
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following the closure of polling places for the state’s…
Fox News Calls Los Angeles Mayor Race For Karen Bass After One Vote Counted
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Stating that the mathematical modeling was simply…
White British Man Arrested Posthumously For Insensitivity Toward Immigrant Assailant
LONDON, UK — Praising the swift and decisive action of their officers,…
California Investigating Smokey Bear For Agreeing With Trump’s Advice To ‘Just Rake The Forests’
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA—The California Department of Justice announced that it has launched a…
Greg Abbott Proudly Announces He Has Finally Secured Enough H-1B Visas To Replace Every Last Worker In Texas
AUSTIN, TEXAS—Standing in front of a massive "Texas First" banner and surrounded…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical community reeling, a prominent Quebec physician was reduced to tears after his perfectly healthy patient flat-out refused to…
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