UK Anti-Racism Activists Tell White British Citizens To ‘Go Back To Where They Came From’
LONDON, UK — Anti-racism activists protesting a Restore Britain campaign event in North London reportedly demanded that several white British citizens involved with the campaign "go back to where they came from," despite the activists being unable to identify any other country the individuals could reasonably be expected to return to. The incident occurred during a weekend clash where progressive…
Newsom Unveils Bold El Niño Preparedness Plan By Blaming Someone Else After It Happens
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled the state's comprehensive preparedness…
UK Anti-Racism Activists Tell White British Citizens To ‘Go Back To Where They Came From’
LONDON, UK — Anti-racism activists protesting a Restore Britain campaign event in…
Netanyahu Promises To Pass Over Any Congressman With Israeli Flag On Their Door
WASHINGTON — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Friday that his political…
Judge Releases Repeat Murderer After Deeming 10-Minute Timeout Enough To Teach Him A Lesson
PORTLAND, OREGON— A local circuit court judge dismissed all charges against a…
China Assures Americans Tiny Cameras In Panda Bear’s Eyes Are Not For Spying
BEIJING, CHINA — Minutes after China's President Xi Jinping announced during a…
Canada’s Official United Nations Address Delivered Entirely In Punjabi
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — International diplomats were left tapping their translation…
Netanyahu Uses Samson Option On Mayor’s Mansion To Avoid Mamdani Arrest
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Bypassing several layers of international law, Israeli…
Zelensky Spotted Passing Collection Basket Around United Nations
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was spotted passing…
Trump Taunts Banned Reporters By Replacing Them With Sock Puppets
WASHINGTON — In a gloating, triumphant display of media mockery, President Donald…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Protesters Hit The Streets After White Goose Attacks Black Crow
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Hundreds of protesters took to the streets today after news broke out that a white goose violently attacked a black crow and left the bird unable to fly,…
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