EU Solves Immigration Crisis By Making Canada An Associate Member
BRUSSELS — The European Union announced Wednesday that it had solved its crippling immigration crisis by offering Canada the opportunity to become the bloc's first-ever associate member, allowing millions of migrants who have become difficult for European countries to accommodate to enjoy the many benefits of relocating to Canada instead. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen made the historic…
Ilhan Omar Proposes Renaming 9/11 ‘National Day Of Unspecified Things Happening To Buildings’
WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar introduced a resolution Friday proposing that September…
EU Solves Immigration Crisis By Making Canada An Associate Member
BRUSSELS — The European Union announced Wednesday that it had solved its…
Sydney Sweeney Stars In New UK Sports Betting Ad
LONDON, UK — In an effort to enter the British gambling market…
Texas Longhorns Unveil New Logo To Better Reflect University’s Changing Demographics
AUSTIN, TEXAS — The University of Texas at Austin announced Monday that…
Satan Threatens To Send Unruly Sinners Back To Canada To Wait For Medical Treatment
HELL — Satan announced recently that he has instituted a new disciplinary…
Republicans Promise To Protect American Workers By Replacing Them Legally
WASHINGTON — Republicans across the country unveiled a bold new plan Monday…
UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham Drops ‘Ham’ From Name To Avoid Offending Muslim Voters
LONDON — Newly installed UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced Sunday that…
Trump Adds Another Sticky Note To Refrigerator Reminding Him To Send Out Promised Checks
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reportedly added another sticky note to the…
Biden Tells Black Juror He ‘Ain’t Black’ If He Votes To Convict Lindsay Clancy
PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — Former President Joe Biden reportedly reached out to the…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Facelift Is Raising A Few Eyebrows On Twitter
WASHINGTON-- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has been raising a few eyebrows on social media this week after she did a recent interview following her 1,069th major facelift surgery,…
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