Pfizer Says Reports Of Side Effects Distract From Vaccine’s Positive Impact On Profits
NEW YORK — Pfizer executives expressed frustration that persistent reports of COVID vaccine side effects were distracting the public from the pharmaceutical giant's otherwise impressive financial performance, urging Americans to adopt a more balanced perspective that takes corporate profitability into account when evaluating the company's contributions to society. According to company leadership, the true tragedy of any post-vaccine adverse event…
Trump Hires New Attractive Blonde Press Secretary ‘Stephanie Miller’
WASHINGTON — Citing the need to maintain the administration's signature aesthetic following…
Pfizer Says Reports Of Side Effects Distract From Vaccine’s Positive Impact On Profits
NEW YORK — Pfizer executives expressed frustration that persistent reports of COVID…
Awkward Moment As Ilhan Omar Starts Flirting With Undercover James O’Keefe Disguised As Her Brother
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — Investigative journalist James O'Keefe reportedly found himself in an…
Mark Carney Calls Newsom For Advice On How To Rig Alberta’s Election
OTTAWA, CANADA — With Alberta voters heading to the polls to decide…
Macron Worried Britain Destroying Itself Faster Than France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron reportedly grew concerned Monday that…
Newsom Demands Californians Take Accountability For Their Decision To Elect Him
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – With California residents once again struggling to contain devastating…
Trump Hires New Attractive Blonde Press Secretary ‘Stephanie Miller’
WASHINGTON — Citing the need to maintain the administration's signature aesthetic following…
India Seeks Public’s Help Identifying Serial Killer Suspected Of Killing 300,000 People
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Indian authorities appealed to the public Thursday for…
AOC Calls Raid On Ilhan Omar’s Home An Attack On The Environment
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) condemned the federal raid on Rep.…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
JB Pritzker Yells ‘Nothing To See Here, Move Along,’ As Antifa Burns Down Governor’s Mansion Behind Him
SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS-- Flanked by Antifa rioters in black bloc gear throwing Molotov cocktails, Illinois Governor JB Pritzker stood defiantly in front of his burning Governor's Mansion and declared, "Nothing to…
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