Luke Skywalker Posts Heartfelt Father’s Day Tribute To Man Who Cut Off His Hand
AHCH-TO — In a touching Father's Day social media post Sunday, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker paid tribute to his father, Darth Vader, the Sith Lord best known for severing his son's right hand, repeatedly attempting to kill him, and helping enforce a tyrannical galactic dictatorship responsible for billions of deaths. "Happy Father's Day, Dad," wrote Skywalker alongside a photograph of…
MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage
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Luke Skywalker Posts Heartfelt Father’s Day Tribute To Man Who Cut Off His Hand
AHCH-TO — In a touching Father's Day social media post Sunday, Jedi…
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MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage
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Emperor Palpatine Calls For Peace After Death Star Blows Up Alderaan
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