Biden Stumps For Talarico In Bid To Turn Out The Deceased Vote
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Former President Joe Biden traveled to Texas Monday to help Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico mobilize the state's deceased voter base, holding a campaign rally at a local cemetery where the two politicians urged hundreds of tombstones to make their voices heard in the upcoming election. The early-morning rally, staged in front of a rows of 19th-century tombstones,…
Abdul El-Sayed Fires Up Progressive Crowd By Executing Republican During Rally
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed fired up a crowd of…
Biden Stumps For Talarico In Bid To Turn Out The Deceased Vote
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Former President Joe Biden traveled to Texas Monday to help…
UK Company Develops New Rape-Proof Underwear For Women Who Still Leave The House
LONDON, UK — A British company announced Monday that it had developed…
Abdul El-Sayed Fires Up Progressive Crowd By Executing Republican During Rally
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed fired up a crowd of…
Tim Walz Kisses His Brother To Prove There’s Nothing Weird About Ilhan Omar’s Brother Marriage
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA – Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz reportedly kissed his own brother…
Mark Carney Taps Newly Arrived Immigrant To Oversee Preservation Of Canadian Identity
OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Tuesday that newly arrived…
Lab Mice Replaced After Imported Foreign Mice Work For Less Cheese
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS — A team of biomedical researchers announced Thursday that it…
FBI Scours Police Blotters For Crimes It Can Pretend It Solved
WASHINGTON — In a bold bid to maintain the illusion of relevance,…
Macron Threatens To Punish Rioters By Making Them Remain In France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron issued a stern warning to…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Nikki Haley Recalls Time She Wrote ‘Finish Them’ On Atomic Bomb Dropped On Japan
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- During a visit to Israel over Memorial Day weekend, former US ambassador Nikki Haley signed a few Israeli bombs headed for Gaza and also recounted the time…
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