Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf
WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn raid reportedly discovered an unexpected additional occupant hiding inside the congresswoman’s headscarf, prompting investigators to expand their search warrant to include what officials described as an unusually complicated piece of fabric. According to sources familiar with the operation, agents initially believed the oversized headscarf was simply covering Omar's…
Microsoft Boasts ‘Most Inclusive Workplace’ After Replacing Americans With Indians From Two Entirely Different Upper Castes
REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Following the quiet termination of its last remaining American-born…
Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf
WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn…
Democrats Assure Voters James Talarico Is Perfectly Normal By Democratic Party Standards
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Democratic Party officials moved to reassure concerned voters that…
Zelensky’s Wife Walks In On Him Playing Piano Again
KYIV, UKRAINE — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was reportedly caught in another…
Britain Offers Nidal Hasan Free Housing, Cash, And Healthcare Instead Of Firing Squad
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep moral horror at the U.S. military’s decision…
Microsoft Boasts ‘Most Inclusive Workplace’ After Replacing Americans With Indians From Two Entirely Different Upper Castes
REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Following the quiet termination of its last remaining American-born…
Minnesota Democrats Warn Stopping ISIS Terror Plots Could Threaten Thriving Somali Fraud Economy
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — In the wake of an FBI operation that…
Tim Walz Announces New Equity Initiative To Bring Greater Racial Diversity To Somali Gun Violence
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Following a series of increasingly violent Somali gang…
Iran Applies For Permit To Nuke Los Angeles
TEHRAN, IRAN — Following President Donald Trump’s controversial suggestion that Iran could…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United States Army has upgraded the antiquated, straight white male, national personification Uncle Sam to the more modern, progressive…
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