Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States was launching an unprecedented counterespionage operation against China, sending Secretary of State Marco Rubio to Beijing disguised as an attractive American blonde in an attempt to extract classified information from Chinese President Xi Jinping. The operation, reportedly devised after Trump grew frustrated with repeated allegations of Chinese intelligence operatives targeting…
UK Police Arrest Sexual Predator After Establishing The Suspect Is Not Muslim
LONDON, UK — British police announced Monday that they had successfully arrested…
Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States was launching…
UK Police Arrest Sexual Predator After Establishing The Suspect Is Not Muslim
LONDON, UK — British police announced Monday that they had successfully arrested…
Trump Surprised To Learn Voters Took His Mass Deportation Promise Seriously
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump reportedly expressed surprise Monday after discovering that…
Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Spreading Dangerous Misinformation After He Quotes Scripture
JERUSALEM — Local religious authorities accused Jesus of spreading dangerous misinformation Sunday…
Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Following his stunning election defeat Tuesday, outgoing Texas Governor…
Progressive Transplants Confident They Can Ruin Texas Even Faster Than They Ruined California
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Thousands of progressive transplants arriving in Texas from California…
Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Declaring that California has no place for state-sanctioned killing,…
Trump Mercifully Nukes Texas To Spare Remaining Conservatives From Living Under Democrat Rule
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had reluctantly authorized…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Tennessee Asks Canada For Help With Christa Pike Execution After Learning Canadian Doctors Have More Experience Killing People
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE — Tennessee officials announced Thursday that the state was turning to Canada for assistance with the execution of Christa Pike after concluding that Canadian doctors have considerably more experience…
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