Trump Hires New Attractive Blonde Press Secretary ‘Stephanie Miller’
WASHINGTON — Citing the need to maintain the administration's signature aesthetic following the abrupt firing of former Press Secretary Katie Zacharia, President Donald Trump announced Friday the hiring of attractive blonde spokeswoman Stephanie Miller, a striking new addition to the White House communications team who bears an uncanny resemblance to senior adviser Stephen Miller. "She’s beautiful, she’s articulate, and she…
Zelensky’s Wife Walks In On Him Playing Piano Again
KYIV, UKRAINE — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was reportedly caught in another…
Trump Hires New Attractive Blonde Press Secretary ‘Stephanie Miller’
WASHINGTON — Citing the need to maintain the administration's signature aesthetic following…
India Seeks Public’s Help Identifying Serial Killer Suspected Of Killing 300,000 People
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Indian authorities appealed to the public Thursday for…
AOC Calls Raid On Ilhan Omar’s Home An Attack On The Environment
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) condemned the federal raid on Rep.…
Fitness Influencer Up All Night Practicing Outraged Reaction For Upcoming TikTok Video
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Fitness influencer Madison Blake reportedly spent the entire…
Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf
WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn…
Democrats Assure Voters James Talarico Is Perfectly Normal By Democratic Party Standards
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Democratic Party officials moved to reassure concerned voters that…
Zelensky’s Wife Walks In On Him Playing Piano Again
KYIV, UKRAINE — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was reportedly caught in another…
Britain Offers Nidal Hasan Free Housing, Cash, And Healthcare Instead Of Firing Squad
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep moral horror at the U.S. military’s decision…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection
WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm from the Cannon House Building for attempting to commit a dangerous insurrection on Saturday, also charging the alarm…
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