Congress Condemns Reduced Vaccine Schedule For Threatening Health Of Their Stock Portfolios
WASHINGTON — Members of Congress expressed grave concern Monday over the Trump administration’s decision to reduce the number of universally recommended childhood vaccinations, warning that the move could have devastating consequences for the financial health of several lawmakers’ investment portfolios. The changes, pushed by the Trump administration and HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., have sparked fierce criticism from lawmakers and…
Abdul El-Sayed Spotted Casually Trying On Several Tactical Vests
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was spotted at a…
Congress Condemns Reduced Vaccine Schedule For Threatening Health Of Their Stock Portfolios
WASHINGTON — Members of Congress expressed grave concern Monday over the Trump administration’s…
Abdul El-Sayed Spotted Casually Trying On Several Tactical Vests
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was spotted at a…
AOC Livestreams Herself Beginning Egg-Freezing Process By Swallowing Three Bags Of Ice Cubes
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) took to Instagram Live this weekend…
Congress Finally Reaches Bipartisan Agreement To Ignore Voters
WASHINGTON — In a rare display of bipartisan cooperation, congressional Republicans and…
Martians Starting To Feel Like Aliens On Their Own Planet After Influx Of 10 Million Earthling Settlers
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Minnesota Weather Service Forecasts 90% Chance Of Mugging
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Tragic: King Charles Forced To Squeeze His Own Toothpaste After Royal Valet Called Out Sick
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Moderna Offers Free Tombstone To Anyone Getting New mRNA Flu Vaccine
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Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Megan Rapinoe Says Trump Made Her Miss Penalty Kick During World Cup Soccer Game
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-- After costing her team an embarrassing loss to Sweden in the World Cup Finals by missing a penalty kick, U.S. Women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe said during an…
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