UK Police Torn Between Stopping Terrorist Attack And Arresting Grandma Over Facebook Meme
LONDON, UK — Metropolitan Police officials were reportedly facing a difficult decision Sunday after being forced to choose between stopping a terrorist attack against a US air base and arresting an elderly grandmother who had shared a Facebook cat meme deemed potentially offensive. According to internal reports, counter-terrorism officers initially rushed to respond to reports of a suspected terrorist plot…
American Hospital Fires Resident Doctor After Horrifying Discovery That He Was Born In America
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND— An American hospital fired one of its resident doctors Friday…
UK Police Torn Between Stopping Terrorist Attack And Arresting Grandma Over Facebook Meme
LONDON, UK — Metropolitan Police officials were reportedly facing a difficult decision…
American Hospital Fires Resident Doctor After Horrifying Discovery That He Was Born In America
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND— An American hospital fired one of its resident doctors Friday…
UK Anti-Racism Activists Tell White British Citizens To ‘Go Back To Where They Came From’
LONDON, UK — Anti-racism activists protesting a Restore Britain campaign event in…
Netanyahu Promises To Pass Over Any Congressman With Israeli Flag On Their Door
WASHINGTON — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Friday that his political…
Judge Releases Repeat Murderer After Deeming 10-Minute Timeout Enough To Teach Him A Lesson
PORTLAND, OREGON— A local circuit court judge dismissed all charges against a…
China Assures Americans Tiny Cameras In Panda Bear’s Eyes Are Not For Spying
BEIJING, CHINA — Minutes after China's President Xi Jinping announced during a…
Canada’s Official United Nations Address Delivered Entirely In Punjabi
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — International diplomats were left tapping their translation…
Netanyahu Uses Samson Option On Mayor’s Mansion To Avoid Mamdani Arrest
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Bypassing several layers of international law, Israeli…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Pharisees Hold First-Ever ‘No Kings’ Protest Against Jesus
JERUSALEM — Tensions reached a boiling point in the streets of Jerusalem this week as thousands of radical Pharisees, Sadducees, and scribes descended upon the Temple Mount for the first-ever…
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