AOC Accuses Americans Of Islamophobia For Not Celebrating Hindu Manure Festival
WASHINGTON – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, accused Americans of rampant Islamophobia Tuesday after learning that millions of people across the country had failed to participate in the Diwali Hindu manure festival, a traditional celebration she mistakenly identified as an important Muslim holiday. "It's really disturbing that so many Americans are unwilling to embrace other cultures," said AOC, who criticized the…
Embarrassing: Democrat Operative Drops Off Fake Ballots After Election Already Called
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AOC Accuses Americans Of Islamophobia For Not Celebrating Hindu Manure Festival
WASHINGTON – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, accused Americans of rampant Islamophobia Tuesday…
Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States was launching…
UK Police Arrest Sexual Predator After Establishing The Suspect Is Not Muslim
LONDON, UK — British police announced Monday that they had successfully arrested…
Trump Surprised To Learn Voters Took His Mass Deportation Promise Seriously
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump reportedly expressed surprise Monday after discovering that…
Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Spreading Dangerous Misinformation After He Quotes Scripture
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Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Following his stunning election defeat Tuesday, outgoing Texas Governor…
Progressive Transplants Confident They Can Ruin Texas Even Faster Than They Ruined California
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Thousands of progressive transplants arriving in Texas from California…
Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
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Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
RINO Lindsey Graham Volunteers To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined the Republican Party, South Carolina RINO Republican Senator Lindsey Graham went on MSNBC to tell the world that…
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