Trump Taunts Banned Reporters By Replacing Them With Sock Puppets
WASHINGTON — In a gloating, triumphant display of media mockery, President Donald Trump reportedly found a new way to remind several banned White House reporters that they were no longer welcome in the building by taunting them with sock puppets during his latest press appearance. Standing at the presidential podium, Trump held up his hands to reveal two sock puppets…
EU Solves Immigration Crisis By Making Canada An Associate Member
BRUSSELS — The European Union announced Wednesday that it had solved its…
Trump Taunts Banned Reporters By Replacing Them With Sock Puppets
WASHINGTON — In a gloating, triumphant display of media mockery, President Donald…
Newsom Unveils Bold El Niño Preparedness Plan By Blaming Someone Else After It Happens
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled the state's comprehensive preparedness…
Fox News Fills Trump Blackout By Spending Six Hours Discussing Its Trump Blackout
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Fox News was reportedly scrambling Monday to…
Geometry Teacher Suspended After Students Report Seeing KKK Hood On Whiteboard
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO — A local high school geometry teacher has been suspended…
Gavin Newsom Denies Allegations He Has Been Using Taxpayer Money Responsibly
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — California Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a furious denial Saturday…
Mark Carney Spins Prize Wheel To Determine Which Country Canada Will Sell Out To Next
OTTAWA, ONTARIO — Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney unveiled a new foreign-policy…
CNN Threatens Trump With Accurate Reporting If White House Ban Isn’t Lifted
WASHINGTON — CNN issued a stern warning to President Donald Trump Saturday, threatening…
EU Solves Immigration Crisis By Making Canada An Associate Member
BRUSSELS — The European Union announced Wednesday that it had solved its…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Investors Open Up An All-You-Can-Eat Warren Buffett
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A group of wealthy investors recently opened up an all-you-can-eat Warren Buffett, much to the delight of millions of fledgling entrepreneurs who before could only dream of…
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