Liberal Asks Children If They Support Trump Before Giving Them Candy
PORTLAND, OREGON — Local liberal woman Karen Mitchell reportedly spent Halloween evening questioning neighborhood children about their political beliefs before allowing them to receive candy, asking each trick-or-treater whether they supported President Donald Trump and refusing to distribute treats to those who expressed support for the president. According to witnesses, Mitchell angrily greeted each child at the door by asking…
Abdul El-Sayed Fires Up Progressive Crowd By Executing Republican During Rally
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed fired up a crowd of…
Liberal Asks Children If They Support Trump Before Giving Them Candy
PORTLAND, OREGON — Local liberal woman Karen Mitchell reportedly spent Halloween evening…
Kamala Harris Sees Four Dan Sullivans On Alaska Ballot
WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly spotted four separate Dan Sullivans…
Newsom Accuses Trump Of Trying To Steal Elections Democrats Are Trying To Steal
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – California Governor Gavin Newsom accused President Donald Trump Thursday…
Iran Considers Allowing Women To Smile In Private Provided No Men Can See Them
TEHRAN, IRAN — Iranian authorities announced Thursday that they were considering a…
Local Kids Agree To Skip Trick-Or-Treating At Houses Displaying ‘Free Lindsay’ Signs
DUXBURY, MASSACHUSETTS — Local children agreed this week to skip trick-or-treating at…
Japanese Government Assures Public It Has Learned Nothing From Europe
TOKYO, JAPAN — The Japanese government assured concerned citizens Wednesday that it…
God Asks James Talarico To Stop Speaking On His Behalf
HEAVEN — Putting out an emergency celestial statement to clear up what…
Biden Stumps For Talarico In Bid To Turn Out The Deceased Vote
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Former President Joe Biden traveled to Texas Monday to help…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Worried Lindsey Graham Grills Pam Bondi On Whether She Plans On Investigating Why Americans Call Him ‘Ladybug’
WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment Wednesday morning during the Senate confirmation hearings when a visibly nervous Senator Lindsey Graham grilled Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi on whether she plans…
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