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SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Calling the allegations "deeply disturbing," California Governor Gavin Newsom demanded that authorities launch an immediate investigation into the mysterious governor responsible for allowing a massive fraud scandal to flourish throughout the state. Standing before an FBI wanted poster of a middle-aged man with slicked-back hair bearing an uncanny resemblance to Gavin Newsom, Newsom unveiled a special task…
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Newsom Demands Investigation Into Governor Responsible For California Fraud Scandal
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Calling the allegations "deeply disturbing," California Governor Gavin Newsom…
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Stevie Wonder Says He Doesn’t See Any Problem With Obama Library Design
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Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican
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