Dr. Jill Reveals She Treated Biden’s Debate Stroke With Positive Reinforcement And A Sticker Chart
WASHINGTON — Former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden revealed during a recent interview that when she became concerned President Joe Biden may have been suffering a stroke during his disastrous 2024 debate performance against Donald Trump, she successfully managed the crisis by using a groundbreaking, classroom-tested protocol of positive reinforcement and small gold sticker stars. Dr. Jill explained that when…
Mark Carney Honors Obama Visit With Drone Strikes On Canadian Civilians
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a touching diplomatic tribute designed to make the…
Dr. Jill Reveals She Treated Biden’s Debate Stroke With Positive Reinforcement And A Sticker Chart
WASHINGTON — Former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden revealed during a recent…
Man Wakes From 30-Year Coma, Finds Gas At $400 A Gallon And U.S. ‘Hours Away’ From Iran Peace Deal
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND — Waking up in the year 2056 after three decades…
D.C. Swamp Holds Candlelight Vigil For Ousted RINO Republicans
WASHINGTON — In a rare, tearful display of true bipartisan solidarity, thousands…
Chicago Observes Memorial Day By Honoring Brave Gang Members Who Gave Their Lives Defending The Block
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS — As millions of Americans paused Monday to honor the…
Mark Carney Honors Obama Visit With Drone Strikes On Canadian Civilians
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a touching diplomatic tribute designed to make the…
Betrayed Lindsey Graham Accuses Trump Of Cheating On Him With An Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — Wiping away tears as he shredded a romantic, hand-drawn map…
Rubio Secures Historic Deal Ensuring Indian H-1B Workers Only Replace Americans In Blue States
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Declaring the agreement a massive, unprecedented victory for…
Chuck Schumer Praises John Thune For Being The Best Democrat In The Senate
WASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stunned reporters after publicly praising…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad Santa will be released just in time for Christmas called Sad Santa and will show the titular Kris…
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