Biden Elected President Of Retirement Home After 3 A.M. Ballot Dump Of 81 Million Votes
SUN CITY, FL—Residents of the Shady Acres Senior Living Community awoke Tuesday morning to discover that former President Joe Biden had been overwhelmingly elected President of the Residents Council after an unexpected 3:07 a.m. ballot count gave him a commanding lead over his opponent. Despite Shady Acres having a maximum occupancy of exactly 142 seniors, the final certified tally showed…
Mamdani Vows To Defend Haitian Migrants’ Right To Backyard Cat Barbecues
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Biden Elected President Of Retirement Home After 3 A.M. Ballot Dump Of 81 Million Votes
SUN CITY, FL—Residents of the Shady Acres Senior Living Community awoke Tuesday…
After SCOTUS Ruling, Clarence Thomas Revokes Amy Coney Barrett’s Conservative Card
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Canadian Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Within 500 Feet Of Pride Parade
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German Police Raid Domestic Terrorist Grandmother’s Home For Harboring An Air Conditioner
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Mamdani Vows To Defend Haitian Migrants’ Right To Backyard Cat Barbecues
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Radical New York Democrats Celebrate Election Victory With 21-US Flag Burning Salute
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Newsom Demands Investigation Into Governor Responsible For California Fraud Scandal
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John Thune Explains He’s Just Not Ready For A Serious Relationship With SAVE Act
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Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Frustrated With The Horrible Economy, A Lucid Biden Endorses Trump For President
WASHINGTON-- Tired of the way the current US president has been destroying the country, President Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the race and endorsed Donald Trump for the…
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