Trump Spotted Quietly Placing JD Vance ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — Just hours after signing a historic and highly controversial peace treaty to end the war with Iran, President Donald Trump was reportedly spotted in the Oval Office quietly sneaking through the White House late Wednesday night placing dozens of JD Vance "I Did That" stickers onto every official copy of the document. The move comes amid intense backlash from…
Trump Unveils Pride Month Concession By Appointing Lindsey Graham As Lead Octagon Girl For UFC Freedom Event
WASHINGTON — In a historic bipartisan compromise to appease angry Democrats and fulfill…
Trump Spotted Quietly Placing JD Vance ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — Just hours after signing a historic and highly controversial peace treaty…
UK Police Rescue Trafficked Teenager Just To Arrest Her For Illegal TikTok Use
ROTHERHAM, UK — In a dramatic, early-morning raid that authorities are hailing…
MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage
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Netanyahu Demands Emergency Summit To Address Growing Threat Of De-Escalation
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Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Supply 500,000 Future Tim Hortons Workers
ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE — Heralding it as a transformative victory for the domestic…
UK Police Storm Hospital After Ultrasound Spots Fetus Forming A ‘Hate Symbol’ With Its Hand
LONDON, UK — In a swift and decisive victory for digital safety,…
Trump Unveils Pride Month Concession By Appointing Lindsey Graham As Lead Octagon Girl For UFC Freedom Event
WASHINGTON — In a historic bipartisan compromise to appease angry Democrats and fulfill…
Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs
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Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best ways to dispose of the unvaccinated, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau slammed a man he caught in his bathroom…
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