Tim Walz Blasts FBI Daycare Raids For Leaving Thousands Of Fake Children Without Care

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — In a fiery and deeply emotional press conference on Wednesday, Governor Tim Walz fiercely condemned the FBI, DHS, and ICE for their coordinated raids on dozens of fraudulent Somali daycare centers across the Twin Cities, demanding to know what the federal government plans to do with the tens of thousands of entirely fictional children now left…

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Tim Walz Blasts FBI Daycare Raids For Leaving Thousands Of Fake Children Without Care

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — In a fiery and deeply emotional press conference…

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(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…

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