London Declared Safest City In Europe For People Who Don’t Visit London
LONDON, UK — London has officially been declared the safest city in Europe for people who don't visit London, according to a new report released by city officials eager to highlight the capital's improving public safety record. The report found that people who avoid travelling to London face virtually no risk of being stabbed, robbed, assaulted or otherwise becoming victims…
AOC Accuses Americans Of Islamophobia For Not Celebrating Hindu Manure Festival
WASHINGTON – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, accused Americans of rampant Islamophobia Tuesday…
London Declared Safest City In Europe For People Who Don’t Visit London
LONDON, UK — London has officially been declared the safest city in…
Elmo Insists New Chinese Muppet Was Just A Friend Who Wanted To Learn About US Military Bases
SESAME STREET — Elmo defended his friendship with a newly arrived Chinese…
Congress Introduces Historic Bill To Give Every Homeless Veteran A Cardboard Box
WASHINGTON — In what congressional leaders are describing as a historic breakthrough…
AOC Accuses Americans Of Islamophobia For Not Celebrating Hindu Manure Festival
WASHINGTON – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, accused Americans of rampant Islamophobia Tuesday…
Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States was launching…
UK Police Arrest Sexual Predator After Establishing The Suspect Is Not Muslim
LONDON, UK — British police announced Monday that they had successfully arrested…
Trump Surprised To Learn Voters Took His Mass Deportation Promise Seriously
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump reportedly expressed surprise Monday after discovering that…
Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Spreading Dangerous Misinformation After He Quotes Scripture
JERUSALEM — Local religious authorities accused Jesus of spreading dangerous misinformation Sunday…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canadian Multiculturalism Day By Dressing As A Gay, Black, Female, Hindu Furry
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Joining in the festivities of Canadian Multiculturalism Day was flamboyant Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who celebrated the national holiday and recognized the diverse groups of people around the…
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