Mark Carney Honors Obama Visit With Drone Strikes On Canadian Civilians
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a touching diplomatic tribute designed to make the 44th President of the United States feel right at home, Prime Minister Mark Carney welcomed Barack Obama to Canada this week by authorizing a series of unprovoked, lethal drone strikes on several dozen unsuspecting, innocent Canadian civilians. A visibly touched Obama wiped away tears of pleasure as he…
Rubio Secures Historic Deal Ensuring Indian H-1B Workers Only Replace Americans In Blue States
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Declaring the agreement a massive, unprecedented victory for…
Mark Carney Honors Obama Visit With Drone Strikes On Canadian Civilians
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a touching diplomatic tribute designed to make the…
Betrayed Lindsey Graham Accuses Trump Of Cheating On Him With An Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — Wiping away tears as he shredded a romantic, hand-drawn map…
Rubio Secures Historic Deal Ensuring Indian H-1B Workers Only Replace Americans In Blue States
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Declaring the agreement a massive, unprecedented victory for…
Chuck Schumer Praises John Thune For Being The Best Democrat In The Senate
WASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stunned reporters after publicly praising…
Disappointed Indian Parents Devastated To Learn Son Hasn’t Scammed A Single Elderly Woman’s Savings
MUMBAI, INDIA — Saying they had sacrificed everything to give him a…
UK Stabbing Victim Accused Of Distressing Migrant Attacker By Trying To Stop Attack
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep disappointment over a flagrant breach of modern…
Karen Bass Attempts To Win Back Voters By Dropping Out Of Race
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Hoping to breathe new life into a struggling…
Miriam Adelson And John Paulson Formally Awarded Co-Custody Of Ed Gallrein Following Successful Primary Adoption
HEBRON, KENTUCKY — In a touching scene that restored faith in the…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
Archaeologists Unearth Unbelieveable Artifacts Inside Egyptian Pyramid
CAIRO, EGYPT-- Archaeologists excavating inside a pyramid in Egypt unearthed some extremely awesome artifacts yesterday, proving to the world that ancient Egyptians were much more advanced than previously surmised. At…
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