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Genius Kid Teaches Idiot Democrat Congressman How To Use Fire Alarm

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Last updated: October 1, 2023 3:44 pm
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Young white boy showing Democrat Jamaal Bowman how to use a fire alarm.
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WASHINGTON– A video has gone viral on social media Sunday showing a highly intelligent 5-year-old boy teaching moronic Congressman Jamaal Bowman how to properly use a fire alarm after the boneheaded Democrat representative said he pulled the alarm in an effort to open a door before a House vote spending bill.

The video starts out with the little boy telling the imbecile Bowman that the bright red alarm with the words “FIRE ALARM” written on it is only to be used in case of a fire emergency, not for opening doors or inciting insurrections.

“For the sixth time, Mr. Bowman, fire is a bright, hot substance that burns things down,” said the kid before Bowman accused the boy of being a racist. “Only pull this fire alarm in an emergency. You never pull this alarm to open a door or when trying to delay or obstruct a Congressional vote. Only an obtuse nitwit would do something like that.”

After yelling at the kid loudly and calling him a racist again, doltish Bowman told the boy to show him one more time what fire alarms are for and then asked the youngster what “obstructing a Congressional vote” meant.

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Leftwing news media outlets have accused the little boy of committing a hate crime for his use of big, complicated words and also said the words “Fire Alarm” are a racist dog whistle. The DOJ is currently investigating the incident.

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