FBI Scours Police Blotters For Crimes It Can Pretend It Solved
WASHINGTON — In a bold bid to maintain the illusion of relevance,…
India Seeks Public’s Help Identifying Serial Killer Suspected Of Killing 300,000 People
NEW DELHI, INDIA — Indian authorities appealed to the public Thursday for…
Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf
WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn…
Minnesota Democrats Warn Stopping ISIS Terror Plots Could Threaten Thriving Somali Fraud Economy
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — In the wake of an FBI operation that…
Tim Walz Announces New Equity Initiative To Bring Greater Racial Diversity To Somali Gun Violence
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Following a series of increasingly violent Somali gang…
Clancy Lawyer Asks If Anyone Has Considered Possibility Black Holdout Juror Killed The Kids
PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — In a dramatic shift in legal strategy following a…
UK Police Torn Between Stopping Terrorist Attack And Arresting Grandma Over Facebook Meme
LONDON, UK — Metropolitan Police officials were reportedly facing a difficult decision…
Judge Releases Repeat Murderer After Deeming 10-Minute Timeout Enough To Teach Him A Lesson
PORTLAND, OREGON— A local circuit court judge dismissed all charges against a…
Biden Tells Black Juror He ‘Ain’t Black’ If He Votes To Convict Lindsay Clancy
PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — Former President Joe Biden reportedly reached out to the…
Female Clancy Jurors Say They Felt ‘Unsafe’ Around Male Holdout Who Kept Insisting Killing Children Should Have Consequences
PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — Several female jurors who deliberated in the Lindsay Clancy…
Georgia Authorities Rule HeeHaw The Donkey Died By Suicide After Shooting Himself Twice In Back Of Head
CEDARTOWN, GEORGIA—Putting to rest weeks of online speculation and public outrage, the…
Child Asks Dad If ‘Mistrial’ Means Mom Is Allowed To Start Killing People Now
PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — Following the breaking news of a mistrial in the…