Ilhan Omar Distracts From Daycare Fraud Scandal With Winery Fraud Scandal
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — In what's being called a Somalian 4D chess move,…
Tim Walz Defends Minnesota Scandal: ‘It’s Not Fraud If You Believe It’s Legal’
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Governor Tim Walz defended his administration’s handling of…
Somali Parents Evict Lazy Son For Failing To Launch A Single Federal Fraud Scheme
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Furious and deeply disappointed Somali parents reportedly evicted their 26-year-old…
Tim Walz Burns Down Minnesota State Archives In Desperate Bid To Erase Evidence
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- As the walls of justice continue closing in, Minnesota…
Tim Walz Kicking Himself For Not Bribing Biden For A Presidential Pardon
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- After news broke that he wouldn't seek reelection amidst…
Congress Furious Minnesota Somali Fraudsters Did Corruption Better Than Them
WASHINGTON-- Congress members reportedly erupted into jealous outrage this week after federal…
Historians Unearth Lost Napoleon Quote: ‘Never Interrupt Your Enemy When He Is Opening A Somali Daycare In Minnesota’
PARIS, FRANCE-- Historians at the Louvre were stunned this week by the…
Democrats Warn Ending Somali Daycare Fraud Will Leave Thousands Of Nonexistent Kids Hungry
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Democrats held an emergency press conference Tuesday to…
FBI Announces Historic Arrest Of 85-Year-Old Grandmother Who Cheated At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- In what is being hailed by absolutely no one as the…
Out-Of-Work Justin Trudeau Opens Fraudulent Minnesota Somali Daycare Center
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, reportedly unemployed and financially…
DOJ Vows To Punish Corrupt Democrats By Allowing Them To Remain In Office And Retire Rich
WASHINGTON-- Under the decorative leadership of Attorney General Pam Bondi, the Department…
UK Police Charge Santa With Hate Crime After Being Stabbed In London
LONDON, UK-- British police confirmed Thursday that Santa Claus has been formally…