Nationās Elite Pedophiles Send Fired Pam Bondi Tearful ‘Sorry To See You Go’ Card
WASHINGTONāCalling her the best friend the predator class has ever had, the…
Mark Carney Prevents Future Trans School Shootings By Banning All Canada Schools
OTTAWA, CANADA ā In a move hailed by the Liberal government as…
Pam Bondi Narrowly Prevents Any Epstein Clients From Facing Justice
WASHINGTON ā In a display of breathtaking legal gymnastics, U.S. Attorney General…
Don Lemon Thrilled After Being Brutally Raided And Handcuffed By Gang Of Masked White Men
NEW YORK, NEW YORK ā Former CNN anchor Don Lemon was reportedly…
Ilhan Omar Distracts From Daycare Fraud Scandal With Winery Fraud Scandal
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA ā In what's being called a Somalian 4D chess move,…
Tim Walz Defends Minnesota Scandal: ‘Itās Not Fraud If You Believe Itās Legal’
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Governor Tim Walz defended his administrationās handling of…
Somali Parents Evict Lazy Son For Failing To Launch A Single Federal Fraud Scheme
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Furious and deeply disappointed Somali parents reportedly evicted their 26-year-old…
Tim Walz Burns Down Minnesota State Archives In Desperate Bid To Erase Evidence
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- As the walls of justice continue closing in, Minnesota…
Tim Walz Kicking Himself For Not Bribing Biden For A Presidential Pardon
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- After news broke that he wouldn't seek reelection amidst…
Congress Furious Minnesota Somali Fraudsters Did Corruption Better Than Them
WASHINGTON-- Congress members reportedly erupted into jealous outrage this week after federal…
Historians Unearth Lost Napoleon Quote: ‘Never Interrupt Your Enemy When He Is Opening A Somali Daycare In Minnesota’
PARIS, FRANCE-- Historians at the Louvre were stunned this week by the…
Democrats Warn Ending Somali Daycare Fraud Will Leave Thousands Of Nonexistent Kids Hungry
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Democrats held an emergency press conference Tuesday to…