Mark Carney Condemns Church Arsonists For Not Using Eco-Friendly Matches
OTTAWA, CANADA- Prime Minister Mark Carney held an emergency press conference today…
CNN Issues Apology For Accidentally Reporting A Black-On-White Crime
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - CNN issued an emergency statement late Friday apologizing profusely…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed…
UK Police Arrest Baby For ‘Hate Crime’ After Crying At Immigrant Nurse
LONDON, UK-- In what is being hailed as a landmark victory for…
Canada AirBnB-Style ‘Breaking And Entering’ App Launches, Allowing Criminals To Pre-Book Home Invasions
TORONTO, CANADA - In a bizarre move to "de-escalate violence," the Canadian…
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Appoints Notorious Gang Member ‘Lil’ Slim Reaper’ As New Police Chief Amid Record Murder Rates
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - In a move that has left residents both bewildered…
Republicans Introduce Bill To Ban High-Capacity Assault Trannies
WASHINGTON - In a swift response to the tragic Minneapolis school shooting,…
UK Police Launch ‘Grooming Gang Hotline’ To Report White People Who Refuse To Be Raped
LONDON, UK-- In a groundbreaking move to "promote diversity and inclusion," the…
Nancy Pelosi Caught Spray-Painting ‘Trump Sucks’ On Capitol Building To Sabotage Trump’s Crime Crackdown
WASHINGTON-- In a brazen act of political vandalism, former House Speaker Nancy…
Gavin Newsom Appoints Illegal Indian Trucker Harjinder Singh As Director Of California Transportation
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance of Trump and federal as well as Florida…
ICE Agents Arrest British Criminal Illegal Alien Trying To Sneak Into The U.S.
JOINT BASE ANDREWS, MARYLAND-- In a major win for both the American…
FBI Raids Democrat’s Home, Seizes Dozens Of ‘Deadly’ Subway Sandwiches In Foiled Attack
WASHINGTON-- In a dramatic pre-dawn raid that left local residents traumatized, the…