UK Dog Sentenced To 12 Months In Kennel For Eating Bacon Treat Near Mosque
LONDON, UK-- In an unprecedented legal case facing global scrutiny, a 3-year-old…
Ex-Con Believes His Extensive Criminal History Will Make Him An Excellent Addition To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Only days after Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement from…
Nancy Pelosi Announces Retirement From Criminal Career
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- From inside of a local bar near her home,…
Brave UK Police Tackle Dangerous Stabbing Victim In Daring Arrest
LONDON, UK-- The Metropolitan Police Service has been showered with praise for…
Keir Starmer Declares Immigrant Knife Crime Epidemic Solved After UK Police Cease Counting Attacks
LONDON, UK-- In a historic press conference, Prime Minister Keir Starmer beamed…
FBI Executes Daring 5AM Raid On James Comey’s Refrigerator, Seizes Leftover Pizza And Sandwiches
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA-- In a brave pre-dawn operation, the FBI carried out a…
Justice Served: Convicted Felon Sentenced To 2-Year Term In Congress
WASHINGTON-- Handing out the maximum penalty in a landmark ruling, a federal…
Absentminded Terrorist Keeps Leaving Sticky Notes To Remind Him To Blow Up Building
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- According to sources close to the international…
Alec Baldwin Cleared In Hamptons Crash After Mistaking Tree For Trump Supporter
EAST HAMPTON, NEW YORK-- In a stunning victory for selective justice, renowned…
Rainbow Flags Flown At Half-Staff Across California To Mourn Arsonist Arrested For Starting Palisades Fire
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Encapsulating the state’s commitment to symbolism over substance, California officials…
JB Pritzker Yells ‘Nothing To See Here, Move Along,’ As Antifa Burns Down Governor’s Mansion Behind Him
SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS-- Flanked by Antifa rioters in black bloc gear throwing Molotov…
Chicago Mayor Warns Trump’s Military Presence Could Disrupt Drive-By Shootings
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In an impassioned press conference held this morning at City…