Disappointed Indian Parents Devastated To Learn Son Hasn’t Scammed A Single Elderly Woman’s Savings
MUMBAI, INDIA — Saying they had sacrificed everything to give him a…
UK Stabbing Victim Accused Of Distressing Migrant Attacker By Trying To Stop Attack
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep disappointment over a flagrant breach of modern…
European Union Apologizes To Car-Ramming Terrorist For Dents Left In His Rental Vehicle By Civilians
BRUSSELS — In a globally televised press conference Sunday morning, top officials…
FBI Frustrated As Trail Of Missing Scientists Keeps Leading Back To FBI
WASHINGTON — Expressing mounting exasperation over a seemingly unsolvable nationwide mystery, the…
Ilhan Omar Blames Net-Worth Error On Hiring Accountant Who Got His Math Degree From The Quality Learing Center
WASHINGTON — Following a sudden and staggering downward revision of her net…
Democrats Release Most Damning Eric Swalwell Video Yet Of Him Leaving Shopping Cart In Parking Lot
WASHINGTON — Calling it the most disturbing evidence to date of a…
Criminals Accuse Other Criminals Of Being Criminals
WASHINGTON—Expressing feigned shock that a fellow member of the ruling class would…
Gavin Newsom Appoints Gavin Newsom To Investigate Fraud Committed Under Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following a relentless barrage of reports from pesky independent…
Nation’s Elite Pedophiles Send Fired Pam Bondi Tearful ‘Sorry To See You Go’ Card
WASHINGTON—Calling her the best friend the predator class has ever had, the…
Mark Carney Prevents Future Trans School Shootings By Banning All Canada Schools
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a move hailed by the Liberal government as…
Pam Bondi Narrowly Prevents Any Epstein Clients From Facing Justice
WASHINGTON — In a display of breathtaking legal gymnastics, U.S. Attorney General…
Don Lemon Thrilled After Being Brutally Raided And Handcuffed By Gang Of Masked White Men
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Former CNN anchor Don Lemon was reportedly…