British Man Jailed For 10 Years After Dog Accidentally ‘Likes’ Anti-UK Government Post
LONDON - In a shocking display of the UK's escalating war on…
Trump Declares Democrat Party A Domestic Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- In a historic primetime address from the White House, President Donald…
U.S. Citizenship Test Now Includes ‘Black Crime Survival Techniques’
U.S.-- In response to the alarming rise of violent black crime in…
Democrats Mass-Delete ‘I Stand With Ukraine’ Posts After Black Man Murders White Ukrainian Woman
U.S.-- In a stunning display of ideological gymnastics, thousands of Democrat politicians…
Mark Carney Condemns Church Arsonists For Not Using Eco-Friendly Matches
OTTAWA, CANADA- Prime Minister Mark Carney held an emergency press conference today…
CNN Issues Apology For Accidentally Reporting A Black-On-White Crime
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - CNN issued an emergency statement late Friday apologizing profusely…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed…
UK Police Arrest Baby For ‘Hate Crime’ After Crying At Immigrant Nurse
LONDON, UK-- In what is being hailed as a landmark victory for…
Canada AirBnB-Style ‘Breaking And Entering’ App Launches, Allowing Criminals To Pre-Book Home Invasions
TORONTO, CANADA - In a bizarre move to "de-escalate violence," the Canadian…
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Appoints Notorious Gang Member ‘Lil’ Slim Reaper’ As New Police Chief Amid Record Murder Rates
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - In a move that has left residents both bewildered…
Republicans Introduce Bill To Ban High-Capacity Assault Trannies
WASHINGTON - In a swift response to the tragic Minneapolis school shooting,…
UK Police Launch ‘Grooming Gang Hotline’ To Report White People Who Refuse To Be Raped
LONDON, UK-- In a groundbreaking move to "promote diversity and inclusion," the…