Gavin Newsom Arrested For Flinging His Own Panties At Federal Officer In Powerful Protest
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In a powerful protest against President Donald Trump's tough…
To Spite Trump, Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Crime
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Driven by a deep-seated desire to infuriate President Donald Trump,…
CNN: Why Weren’t There Any White People Present To Stop Chicago Shooting In Black Neighborhood?
U.S.-- In a groundbreaking primetime special last night, CNN anchor Jake Tapper…
Canadian Police Arrest Lawless Squirrel For Defying Hiking Ban In Nova Scotia
NOVA SCOTIA, CANADA-- As part of Canada's environmental initiative to prevent wildfires,…
British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys
UK-- As a way to circumvent the stringent new Online Safety Act,…
Imprisoned George Santos Kicking Himself For Not Reading Nancy Pelosi’s Book ‘How To Make Millions Insider Trading And Get Away With It’
FAIRTON, NEW JERSEY-- As he sat in prison serving a seven year…
Obama Found Innocent Of Treason After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- After numerous calls for him to be arrested for the Russian…
Adam Schiff: ‘The Russians Hacked My Mortgage At Trump’s Request To Make It Look Like I Committed Fraud’
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- Damning evidence was recently revealed by the Financial Crimes Division…
British Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Near Gay Pride Parade
LONDON, ENGLAND-- UK police are being heralded as heroes by the prime…
Trump Compromises On Release Of Epstein Client List By Releasing Epstein’s Shopping List Instead
WASHINGTON-- After facing a massive amount of criticism for covering up the…
German Authorities Condemn Terrorist Car Attack For Not Using Horn Before Ramming Crowd
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Immediately following yet another vicious car attack, German authorities were…
LA Mayor Condemns Local Businesses For Selling Product That Lures Rioters Into Looting
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the hundreds of rioters who have…