European Leaders Hold Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For Europe Knife Attacks
BRUSSELS-- With the deadly knife attacks growing exponentially across Europe due to…
Prime Minister Keir Starmer Bans Bananas After UK Man Slips On Banana Peel
UNITED KINGDOM-- Bananas have been officially banned from the United Kingdom after…
UK Police Charge British Man With Hate Crime For Not Allowing Immigrant To Stab Him
UNITED KINGDOM-- UK police have arrested a British man this week and…
St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Beaten, Robbed After Mistakenly Wandering Into Immigrant No-Go Zone Of Ireland
BALLYHAUNIS, IRELAND-- Authorities have reported that the famous Leprechaun was beaten and…
Elon Musk Disguises Tesla Vehicles As Liberals So Rioters Will Stop Burning Them
U.S.-- As leftist rioters around the country continue to attack Tesla dealerships,…
New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats…
Germany Tries To Curb Terrorist Car Attacks By Banning All Vehicles
BERLIN, GERMANY-- After yet another terrorist car attack had taken place in…
Breaking: Released Epstein Files Reveal Jeffrey Epstein Saved A Bunch Of Money On His Car Insurance
U.S.-- There was major breaking news on Friday after the long-awaited Epstein…
Oops: ‘P Diddy Client List’ Accidentally Soaked With Baby Oil Only Moments Before It Was Set To Be Released
WASHINGTON-- The flukiest thing happened this week when federal authorities were just…
Awkward Tension On Sesame Street Set After Oscar The Grouch Calls ICE On Big Bird’s Mexican Cousin Abelardo
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– It was a tense moment on the set of…
Struggling Democrats Start GoFundMe To Help Pay Their Expenses After Trump Halts USAID Grift
WASHINGTON-- As a way to try to help pay for all of…
Gavin Newsom Wanted For Impersonating A Governor
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to…