BURBANK, CALIFORNIA– Damning evidence was recently revealed by the Financial Crimes Division that showed Congressman Adam Schiff had possibly committed mortgage fraud, with the California Senator claiming that it was actually Russian hackers who tampered with his documents to make it appear as though he had carried out a crime.
Only hours after the news broke that he was being accused of allegedly saying his primary residence was in Maryland to get a cheaper mortgage, Senator Adam Schiff went on the offensive by going on MSNBC to claim his innocence and blame the Russians.
“These claims of me committing mortgage fraud are completely baseless,” claimed Adam Schiff on MSNBC as his head began ballooning. “I have irrefutable proof that my mortgage documents were hacked by the Russians on behalf of President Donald Trump because Trump is working for the Kremlin, but he also tells them what to do. I know this may not sound like it makes sense, but it definitely doesn’t.”
When pressed for more details by the MSNBC host, Schiff quickly pointed his finger threateningly and then accused the news host of also working for Vladimir Putin.
Schiff went on to say that even though he has concrete proof that would absolve him of the allegations, he can’t show anyone because it’s so secret and hidden that even he doesn’t know where the proof is located.
