Microsoft Boasts ‘Most Inclusive Workplace’ After Replacing Americans With Indians From Two Entirely Different Upper Castes
REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Following the quiet termination of its last remaining American-born…
Iran Applies For Permit To Nuke Los Angeles
TEHRAN, IRAN — Following President Donald Trump’s controversial suggestion that Iran could…
Montana Governor Celebrates Historic India Partnership By Agreeing To Flood State With Indian Immigrants
HELENA, MONTANA — In what his office is hailing as an unprecedented…
UK Defends Mass Immigration By Noting At Least None Of The Migrants Speak German
LONDON, UK — Facing intense scrutiny over record-high immigration figures and the…
Democrats Reject Iran’s Endorsement For Being Too Moderate
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders announced Thursday that they had formally rejected an endorsement…
Cat Congress Moves To Legalize Catnip In All 50 States
WASHINGTON—The Cat Congress announced Friday that it had begun working on legislation…
X Engineers Attempt To Corrupt Grok With Sinful Content After It Declares ‘Christ Is King’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — X engineers reportedly launched an urgent effort Friday…
American Hospital Fires Resident Doctor After Horrifying Discovery That He Was Born In America
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND— An American hospital fired one of its resident doctors Friday…
Netanyahu Promises To Pass Over Any Congressman With Israeli Flag On Their Door
WASHINGTON — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Friday that his political…
China Assures Americans Tiny Cameras In Panda Bear’s Eyes Are Not For Spying
BEIJING, CHINA — Minutes after China's President Xi Jinping announced during a…
Canada’s Official United Nations Address Delivered Entirely In Punjabi
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — International diplomats were left tapping their translation…
Zelensky Spotted Passing Collection Basket Around United Nations
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was spotted passing…