Trump Taunts Banned Reporters By Replacing Them With Sock Puppets
WASHINGTON — In a gloating, triumphant display of media mockery, President Donald…
Newsom Unveils Bold El Niño Preparedness Plan By Blaming Someone Else After It Happens
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled the state's comprehensive preparedness…
Fox News Fills Trump Blackout By Spending Six Hours Discussing Its Trump Blackout
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Fox News was reportedly scrambling Monday to…
Gavin Newsom Denies Allegations He Has Been Using Taxpayer Money Responsibly
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — California Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a furious denial Saturday…
Mark Carney Spins Prize Wheel To Determine Which Country Canada Will Sell Out To Next
OTTAWA, ONTARIO — Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney unveiled a new foreign-policy…
CNN Threatens Trump With Accurate Reporting If White House Ban Isn’t Lifted
WASHINGTON — CNN issued a stern warning to President Donald Trump Saturday, threatening…
EU Solves Immigration Crisis By Making Canada An Associate Member
BRUSSELS — The European Union announced Wednesday that it had solved its…
Texas Longhorns Unveil New Logo To Better Reflect University’s Changing Demographics
AUSTIN, TEXAS — The University of Texas at Austin announced Monday that…
Satan Threatens To Send Unruly Sinners Back To Canada To Wait For Medical Treatment
HELL — Satan announced recently that he has instituted a new disciplinary…
Republicans Promise To Protect American Workers By Replacing Them Legally
WASHINGTON — Republicans across the country unveiled a bold new plan Monday…
UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham Drops ‘Ham’ From Name To Avoid Offending Muslim Voters
LONDON — Newly installed UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced Sunday that…
Trump Adds Another Sticky Note To Refrigerator Reminding Him To Send Out Promised Checks
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reportedly added another sticky note to the…