Macron Worried Britain Destroying Itself Faster Than France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron reportedly grew concerned Monday that…
Newsom Demands Californians Take Accountability For Their Decision To Elect Him
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – With California residents once again struggling to contain devastating…
Trump Hires New Attractive Blonde Press Secretary ‘Stephanie Miller’
WASHINGTON — Citing the need to maintain the administration's signature aesthetic following…
AOC Calls Raid On Ilhan Omar’s Home An Attack On The Environment
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) condemned the federal raid on Rep.…
Fitness Influencer Up All Night Practicing Outraged Reaction For Upcoming TikTok Video
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Fitness influencer Madison Blake reportedly spent the entire…
Federal Agents Discover Ilhan Omar Hiding Brother Under Her Headscarf
WASHINGTON — Federal agents searching Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home during a pre-dawn…
Democrats Assure Voters James Talarico Is Perfectly Normal By Democratic Party Standards
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Democratic Party officials moved to reassure concerned voters that…
Microsoft Boasts ‘Most Inclusive Workplace’ After Replacing Americans With Indians From Two Entirely Different Upper Castes
REDMOND, WASHINGTON — Following the quiet termination of its last remaining American-born…
Iran Applies For Permit To Nuke Los Angeles
TEHRAN, IRAN — Following President Donald Trump’s controversial suggestion that Iran could…
Montana Governor Celebrates Historic India Partnership By Agreeing To Flood State With Indian Immigrants
HELENA, MONTANA — In what his office is hailing as an unprecedented…
UK Defends Mass Immigration By Noting At Least None Of The Migrants Speak German
LONDON, UK — Facing intense scrutiny over record-high immigration figures and the…
Democrats Reject Iran’s Endorsement For Being Too Moderate
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders announced Thursday that they had formally rejected an endorsement…