Oops: ‘P Diddy Client List’ Accidentally Soaked With Baby Oil Only Moments Before It Was Set To Be Released
WASHINGTON-- The flukiest thing happened this week when federal authorities were just…
Awkward Tension On Sesame Street Set After Oscar The Grouch Calls ICE On Big Bird’s Mexican Cousin Abelardo
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– It was a tense moment on the set of…
Struggling Democrats Start GoFundMe To Help Pay Their Expenses After Trump Halts USAID Grift
WASHINGTON-- As a way to try to help pay for all of…
Gavin Newsom Wanted For Impersonating A Governor
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to…
Grieving FBI Agents Kneel In Remembrance Of Deceased New Orleans Terrorist
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- It was a somber moment for agents at the…
FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- The FBI has announced early this morning that the…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…
Mexican Cartels Throw Retirement Party For Retiring Employee Biden
U.S.-- With less than a month before Joe Biden leaves office, a…
Grieving MSNBC Holds Candlelight Vigil For Illegal Alien Found Guilty Of Murder
U.S.-- It was a sad day for the leftwing hosts of news…
Whoopi Goldberg Claims Two Muscular Men Dumped Raw Milk On Her And Yelled ‘This Is MAHA Country’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The View host Whoopi Goldberg made a…
Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…