PARIS, FRANCE– Without putting up any resistance whatsoever, a waxwork figure of French President Emmanuel Macron surrendered to Greenpeace activists only minutes after the environmentalists entered into the Paris museum disguised as employees.
The activists later stated that they initially had no intentions of stealing the Emmanuel Macron wax statue, but eventually relented after the Macron figure immediately started sobbing and begging them to please let him surrender.
“We only went into the museum to throw some oil over a few multimillion dollar paintings,” said Flavie Porcher in French to local news reporters. “As we were walking through the hall, we began hearing a man whimpering and saying that he wanted to surrender. It turned out the man was a wax figure of President Macron. We told him we weren’t interested, but he kept begging us to let him surrender and capture him. So we did.”
The capitulation of the French president to the activists was the second fastest in history, only following the surrender of the real Emmanuel Macron to activists during an early morning protest against France’s leader.
Only moments after taking the Macron statue, the activists then quickly surrendered to police who then swiftly surrendered back to the activists, eventually canceling each other out.
