Trudeau Offers Bonus To First Canadian Mountie Who Tramples Little Old Lady Protester
CANADA-- A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon…
Trudeau Offers Biden Canadian Mounties To Trample Over American Trucker Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Immediately after hearing the news that American truckers were planning…
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White…
Apathetic Man Doesn’t Support Israel Or Palestine
MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- With the war between Israel and Palestine raging most…
AOC Says Philadelphia Looters Are Good People Just Stealing Alcohol To Feed Their Families
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After numerous liquor stores in Philadelphia were looted during a…
Emmanuel Macron Ends France Riots By Playing Elton John’s ‘I’m Still Standing’ Song Over And Over Again
PARIS, FRANCE-- In order to restore order to the massive riots overtaking…
Democrats Tear Down George Floyd Memorial To Make Room For Monument To Latest Hero
U.S.-- Democrat politicians around the country have already moved on to their…
March 30 Nashville Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War II Combined
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE- One of the worst, most horrific events in history happened…
In Honor Of Biden’s Visit To Canada, Trudeau Has Mounties Trample Dozens Of Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to show his respect and appreciation for…
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…
Canada’s Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to better equip Canadian police officers to…
Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old
WASHINGTON-- Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins,…
