Skinny Dipping Is Discriminatory, Says Fat Rights Group
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- A fat rights group out of Florida is calling on…
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
SUNDANCE, WYOMING-- A denim shirt died late last night after getting hit…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…
Anti-Trump Seagulls Block Roadway In Protest
DOWNWIND, CALIFORNIA-- A large group of angry seagulls took to the streets…
Mailboxes Renamed Gender-Neutral Boxes To Avoid Discrimination
WASHINGTON-- In an ongoing effort to avoid discrimination by either including or…
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
SMELTIT, GEORGIA-- A fecal rights group out of Smeltit has filed a lawsuit against Congress…
D-List Celebrities Threaten To Quit If Trump Wins
HOLLYWOOD-- A group of talented D-list celebrities has threatened to quit show-business…
Feminist Protests Feminism, Says It’s Too Masculine
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 58 year old, self-identified anti-feminist feminist has been camped…
Black Lives Matter Group Getting Own TV Show
HOLLYWOOD-- Good news to all of you Black Lives Matter fans. One…