HOLLYWOOD– Good news to all of you Black Lives Matter fans. One of the most already televised groups as of late will be getting its own Hollywood television show and numerous high profile celebrity movie stars will be playing the lead roles.
In a bold move to try and cash in on the popularity of the Black Lives Matter movement, MCM Studios has green-lighted a twenty episode deal about the controversial group set to premiere early this fall. Studio executives were seen from the windows of their high-rise office building rubbing their hands together and smirking as they spoke about how lucrative this groundbreaking television show would be.
The Black Lives Matter movement has been losing steam lately and studio heads are looking to push it back into the faces of the mainstream audience, hopefully forcing Donald Trump to tweet about it on Twitter to increase the ratings.
“This’s gonna be huge,” said Benjamin Goldstein, a studio representative. “We’re going to give the BLM movement the attention it truly deserves by giving it its very own television sitcom, starring Pulp Fiction star Samuel L. Jackson as a cool, hip black guy who wakes up one morning and realizes that he deserves more out of life than just his meager job as a stand-up comedian.”
“And get this” Goldstein continued with a devious smirk as he drooled onto his shirt. “we actually acquired Christopher Walken to play elusive billionaire and Black Lives Matter financial backer George Soros. Of course we’re going to have to tweak the story a tad. Walken’s going to be Samuel L. Jackson’s unemployed next door neighbor who pops into his apartment to steal his food and what not. And we’ll also need someone to play Jackson’s love interest. Perhaps we’ll get Will Smith and make it a sort of hip, upgraded version of reality. We’re going to name this show Jackson.”
When asked by a TMZ reporter what this has to do with the struggle of Black Lives Matter, Goldstein rubbed his sweaty hands together and explained. “This’s going to be huge. Did I tell you we got Pulp Fiction star Samuel L. Jackson to play the stand-up comedian who hangs out with his three friends at a local coffee shop named Monks?”
Goldstein went on to say that the studio has made a deal with Walmart to sell Black Lives Matter merchandise in all their stores, such as t-shirts, masks, guns, baseball bats, and more.
The studio promises that if this new series is a success then many other domestic terrorist groups may also get their own TV show, such as Antifa, Redneck Revolt, Refuse Fascism, and Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice.
Look for Jackson to air at 8 pm Sundays, Tuesdays, and Fridays on FOX, ABC, and NBC.
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