Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie ‘Wild Things’
HOLLYWOOD--One of the most anticipated movies in history is about to hit…
Anti-Trump Seagulls Block Roadway In Protest
DOWNWIND, CALIFORNIA-- A large group of angry seagulls took to the streets…
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
SMELTIT, GEORGIA-- A fecal rights group out of Smeltit has filed a lawsuit against Congress…
D-List Celebrities Threaten To Quit If Trump Wins
HOLLYWOOD-- A group of talented D-list celebrities has threatened to quit show-business…
Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor
HAMBURGER, GERMANY-- In a stunning defeat to become the new chancellor of…
Ben Carson: Nuclear Weapons Stored In Noah’s Ark
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former presidential hopeful Dr. Ben Carson claimed today that…
Switzerland No Longer Neutral, Makes First Decision In 200 Years
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND-- A major event happened today in the oldest neutral country…
Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill
WASHINGTON-- On Friday, the U.S. Congress passed the biggest and most controversial…
Mexico Thwarts Trump’s Plan, Builds Wall First
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO-- In a real life cat and mouse game taking…
United States Sells State Of Wyoming To Thailand
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- In a move meant to bolster relations with Thailand and…
