Sesame Street Defends Pride Month Episode Where New Trans Muppet Opens Fire On Heteronormative Co-Stars
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Following a wave of intense parent pushback…
Celebrities Declare ‘Democracy Dead’ After Being Forced To Vacuum Own Homes Following Deportations
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Democracy itself was pronounced officially "dead" Thursday after…
UK Sends Elite Soldier To Defend Greenland Against The US
NUUK, GREENLAND. In what British officials described as a clear demonstration of…
RINOs Win Golden Globe Best Actor Award For Pretending To Be Republican
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- A coalition of establishment Republicans was awarded the Golden…
Celebrities Host 10th Annual ‘I’m Moving To Canada If Trump Becomes President’ Gala
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Fresh off last night’s Golden Globes ceremony, Hollywood’s most…
Trump Boosts Self-Deportation Incentive By Offering Illegal Aliens Signed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to expedite immigration enforcement and cut federal spending,…
CNN Viewer Switches To North Korean State TV For More Balanced Coverage
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A longtime CNN viewer announced that she has stopped…
Suspended Jimmy Kimmel Starts Support Group For Unemployed Celebrities Who Wore Blackface
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Studio Audience Relieved They Don’t Have To Pretend To Find Canceled Jimmy Kimmel Funny Anymore
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA- In what many are calling “the first funny thing…
Fired Stephen Colbert Spotted Holding ‘Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food’ Sign
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After being fired as host of The Late…
Starving Sesame Street Muppets Forced To Eat Big Bird After Congress Cuts Funding
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Now desperate and penniless, the once-beloved residents of Sesame…
Elmo’s Suspicions Confirmed After Spotting Dreidel In Count Von Count’s Castle
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– Following months of speculation into the mysterious activities of…