LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– As a way to deal with the stress of being held accountable for their actions, Jimmy Kimmel, the former late-night host who was recently suspended for his remarks on the Charlie Kirk assassination, has launched “Blackface Anonymous” – a support group for famous folks who’ve donned the infamous makeup and also lost their gigs due to the cancel culture that they helped to create.
The group’s first meeting, held at a luxurious Beverly Hills mansion, drew a who’s who of disgraced celebrities, including former prime minister of Canada Justin Trudeau dressed in his infamous 2001 Aladdin costume and Howard Stern wearing the controversial Ted Danson blackface makeup.
A visibly emotional Jimmy Kimmel opened the session by blaming President Trump for his downfall. “This is Trump’s fault,” he sobbed as his tears smeared the blackface makeup , before quickly adding, “It’s all about the orange-skinned buffoon’s vendetta against truth-tellers. And also, I really miss my paycheck.”
Trudeau nodded vigorously, adjusting his turban. “I know, right? I’m a Liberal, so I thought I was immune to the cancel culture blowback. It’s just not fair that we are being held to the same standards that we put on Conservatives.”
Rumors are swirling that Jimmy Fallon, still reeling from his own SNL blackface scandal, may soon join the group. “He’s been practicing his apology in the mirror for weeks and is looking forward to his future firing,” a source revealed.
In related news, Trump posted on his Truth Social, “Fake news saying I canceled these radical left losers. They just sucked at their jobs.” Meanwhile, CNN is running a 24-hour special titled “The Blackface Epidemic: Trump’s War on Comedy.”
At publishing time, Jimmy Kimmel had turned his newly created “Blackface Anonymous” into its own podcast, with his first guest Sarah Silverman donning the blackface she wore in her canceled The Sarah Silverman Program.
