Irish Government Deploys Justin Trudeau To Restore Order To Trucker Protest
DUBLIN, IRELAND—With thousands of Irish truckers currently flooding the roadways to protest…
Heartbreaking News: 54-Year-Old Justin Trudeau Found Alive And Well At Davos
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — In devastating news that has left the Great White…
Out-Of-Work Justin Trudeau Opens Fraudulent Minnesota Somali Daycare Center
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, reportedly unemployed and financially…
Katy Perry Proudly Announces Boyfriend Justin Trudeau Is Pregnant With Their First Baby
MONTECITO, CALIFORNIA-- Only months after they had their first date, global pop…
Katy Perry Confirms Justin Trudeau Her First Lesbian Relationship
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Amidst months of speculation and internet rumors, global pop…
Suspended Jimmy Kimmel Starts Support Group For Unemployed Celebrities Who Wore Blackface
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to deal with the stress of…
Mark Carney Appoints Justin Trudeau As Canada’s Ambassador To The Middle East
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney has made…
Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau…
Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products
CANADA-- With the ongoing trade with the United States in full swing,…
Canada Government Responds To Tariffs By Face Swapping All American Actors In Movies With Seth Rogen
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to the tariffs levied by United States President…
Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons
LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting…
Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald…