LONDON, UK– A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting in the UK after the men’s bathroom ran out of feminine products, causing a premature shutdown until the products could be restocked.
Most of the world leaders had gathered at the ‘Securing Our Future Summit’ for Ukraine believing that the men’s bathroom inside of the summit would be well-stocked with plenty of tampons for all of the male presidents and prime ministers.
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was the first to notice the major catastrophe when he attempted to change the tampon he was currently wearing for a new one.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,” said Trudeau to news reporters outside the UK prime minister’s office on 10 Downing Street. “I flew all the way to the United Kingdom on my personal carbon-producing jet assuming that there would be an ample supply of feminine products available. I had already used all of my own tampons on the ride over here. Not to pick on Prime Minister Starmer, but in Canada we prioritize tampons in men’s restrooms over national security.”
Numerous male European Union leaders echoed Trudeau’s statement and added that not only do the men’s European Council members use tampons regularly, but they also have no testicles or manhood whatsoever.
Later all the male leaders consoled each other over the traumatic incident by having a crying session while claiming the whole incident was Trump’s fault.
