LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Amidst months of speculation and internet rumors, global pop sensation Katy Perry has finally confirmed that she’s in a committed lesbian relationship with flamboyant former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
During an Instagram live chat, Katy Perry beamed with pride as she made the announcement and introduced her very feminine partner Trudeau, with the happy couple wearing matching pink bras and red lipstick. Perry declared she has never been happier as she has been in her “lesbian” relationship with Trudeau, who she endearingly described as “essentially a femme queen with a beard.”
“I’ve finally found the woman of my dreams, y’all,” said Katy Perry ecstatically while Trudeau applied nail polish to his fingernails. “Today, I’m announcing that I am coming out as a lesbian and Justin is my first female experience. Justin has more estrogen in his system that most women and he is everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman, but sometimes I feel like he’s too feminine for even me.”
Trudeau, infamous for his love of drag culture and penchant for wearing more makeup than a Kardashian, is said to have finally found his “true self” in Perry’s arms. The former prime minister of Canada giggled like a schoolgirl as he explained his budding relationship with Perry.
“I’ve always identified as a woman on the inside,” Trudeau confessed, crossing his legs extra tightly. “I never felt truly alive until I met Katy. She loves me for who I am, a gay man in a lesbian’s body pretending to be a straight man with a passion for high-heels.”
The power couple is set to tie the knot next summer in a lavish wedding ceremony officiated by RuPaul, with Trudeau serving as both bride and maid of honor.
