LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– As massive wildfires continue spreading across Los Angeles, the city’s newly appointed lesbian female L.A. Fire Chief was seen nervously googling ‘What to do after a massive fire breaks out,’ all the while trying not to come across as just another incompetent DEI hire in Democrat-run California.
The proud LGBTQ Fire Chief was frantically clicking on various websites trying to figure out what was the first step in containing the fire that has already forced almost 100,000 evacuations, with an especially difficult search being that most of the fire hydrants in the city were empty thanks to Democrat politicians cutting almost $20 million from the fire department’s budget.
“Okay, so first question, ‘What is a fire’,” mumbled the L.A. fire chief to herself as she typed into the Google search bar. “I never thought I’d actually have to put out a real fire when I became fire chief. I thought all I had to do was take part in Pride parades and hire as many BIPOC, transgendered, disabled females as possible.”
A few other questions the L.A. fire chief searched on Google included:
- “How to put out a fire?”
- “How to put out a fire without any water or supplies?”
- “Is fire transphobic?”
- “How to avoid accountability?”
- “How can I blame the California wildfires on Donald Trump?”
After not finding the answer she was searching for, the frustrated fire chief decided to just let the fire burn itself out and then let the FBI come in and blame the Republicans somehow.
