Canadian Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Within 500 Feet Of Pride Parade
TORONTO, ONTARIO — In a shocking display of bigotry and public indecency,…
MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — In a landmark disciplinary action, Major League Baseball…
Trump Unveils Pride Month Concession By Appointing Lindsey Graham As Lead Octagon Girl For UFC Freedom Event
WASHINGTON — In a historic bipartisan compromise to appease angry Democrats and fulfill…
Eric Swalwell Claims He Couldn’t Have Slept With Fang Fang Because She’s A Woman
WASHINGTON — In a stunning new defense against allegations that he had…
After Discovering He’s Gay, Iran’s Supreme Leader Throws Himself Off Rooftop As Punishment
TEHRAN, IRAN — In a shocking act of ideological consistency, Iran’s new…
Don Lemon Thrilled After Being Brutally Raided And Handcuffed By Gang Of Masked White Men
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Former CNN anchor Don Lemon was reportedly…
European Leaders Deny UK Summit Was Just Another Cocaine-Fueled Gay Orgy
LONDON, UK-- Top officials from across Europe, including Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky,…
New Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani Invites Gay Supporters To Rooftop Celebration
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- To show his appreciation for helping him…
Katy Perry Confirms Justin Trudeau Her First Lesbian Relationship
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Amidst months of speculation and internet rumors, global pop…
Tim Walz Joins Minnesota Vikings Cheerleading Squad To Boost Team’s Estrogen Levels
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- After facing backlash for the inclusion of male cheerleaders in…
British Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Near Gay Pride Parade
LONDON, ENGLAND-- UK police are being heralded as heroes by the prime…
Lindsey Graham Disappointed After Finding Out ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Wasn’t Actually A Big, Beautiful Man Named ‘Bill’
WASHINGTON-- As though his whole world came crashing down around him, South…