MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA– After facing backlash for the inclusion of male cheerleaders in their 2025 squad, the Minnesota Vikings tried to quell the firestorm of criticism and appease their critics by hiring Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as a cheerleader in an effort to boost the team’s estrogen levels.
The controversy began when the Minnesota Vikings revealed their revamped cheerleading squad, which included two gay male cheerleaders. Facing intense pressure to balance the team, Vikings’ management decided to compromise by hiring Tim Walz based on the fact that the current governor possesses more estrogen than testosterone.
“We understand that hiring openly gay, effeminate male cheerleaders has caused quite a stir among fans,” wrote the team’s management in a statement. “To balance out the extremely flamboyant flair of our new male cheerleaders, we decided to hire Governor Tim Walz as a cheerleader. His estrogen levels are so high that he will help bring balance to the higher levels of testosterone coming from our feminine homosexual male cheerleaders.”
When reached for comment, Governor Walz said he was super ecstatic about joining the cheerleading squad to be able to get up close and personal with the two young gay male cheerleaders and perform physical routines between the three of them without any of the female cheerleaders present.
Following only one game of cheering with their new teammate Tim Walz, the two openly homosexual male cheerleaders called on the Viking’s management to fire the governor immediately, saying that Walz was even too gay for them to deal with.
