Stevie Wonder Says He Doesn’t See Any Problem With Obama Library Design
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS — As criticism continues to mount over the appearance of…
Drug Companies Sue Government, Claiming RFK Jr.’s Side Effects Mandate Violates Their First Amendment Right To Mislead Consumers
U.S.-- In response to a recent decision by RFK Jr., a coalition…
Tim Walz Joins Minnesota Vikings Cheerleading Squad To Boost Team’s Estrogen Levels
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- After facing backlash for the inclusion of male cheerleaders in…
New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String
U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
Ben Stiller Goes ‘Full Retard’ And Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘Never Go Full Retard’
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A recent video of Hollywood actor Ben Stiller has…
Robert De Niro Makes Birthday Wish Hoping His Last 8 Years Of Wishes Of Trump Going To Prison Finally Comes True
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Today is Hollywood legend Robert De Niro's 81st…
Canada’s Pierre Poilievre Releases New Simple, Effective Campaign Slogan: ‘I’m Not Perfect, But At Least I’m Not Trudeau’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In the attempt to win the prime minister's position and…
Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due…
Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his…
In Honor Of Canada Day, Justin Trudeau Performs 21-Horse Trampling Salute
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In celebration of Canada Day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave…