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Drug Companies Sue Government, Claiming RFK Jr.’s Side Effects Mandate Violates Their First Amendment Right To Mislead Consumers

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Last updated: September 10, 2025 11:16 am
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Drug company commercial for a drug with all side effects listed due to RFK Jr.'s new policy.
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U.S.– In response to a recent decision by RFK Jr., a coalition of major pharmaceutical companies filed a federal lawsuit today against the U.S. government, claiming that a new policy requiring drug commercials to fully disclose all known side effects violates their First Amendment right to “free speech” – specifically, the right to mislead consumers about the safety of their products.

The lawsuit, spearheaded by Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, and Merck, comes in response to a policy implemented by RFK Jr., the current head of the HHS, which mandates that all drug commercials must include a comprehensive list of potential side effects, including rare but serious conditions like cancer, organ failure, suicidal ideation, and death.

“This is an egregious overreach by the government,” said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla in a statement. “Forcing us to tell the whole truth about our drugs is a clear infringement on our constitutional right to free speech. The First Amendment protects our ability to present our products in the most flattering light possible, even if that means omitting a few minor details about how they might kill you.”

The lawsuit argues that the policy “chills” the pharmaceutical industry’s ability to “engage in protected commercial speech,” citing Supreme Court precedents that have established corporations’ rights to deceive the public. “If we have to list every possible side effect, our ads will sound like a laundry list of horrors,” said Johnson & Johnson spokesperson Lisa P. Smith. “It’s unfair to expect us to scare off potential customers with the truth. That’s not how capitalism works.”

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The policy, which took effect last month, has already led to a significant increase in consumer complaints about drug commercials. “I was watching TV and saw an ad for some new blood pressure medication,” said Jane Dough, a 62-year-old retiree from Ohio. “They spent 30 minutes listing side effects like kidney failure and stroke. I almost had a heart attack just listening to it. It’s like they’re trying to scare me into not buying their product!”

RFK Jr. defended the policy, stating, “The American people have a right to know what they’re putting in their bodies. If drug companies can’t handle a little transparency, maybe they should rethink their business model.”

The case is expected to reach the Supreme Court, where some of the justices have historically ruled in favor of corporate speech rights. In the meantime, drug companies have begun airing “public service announcements” that warn viewers about the dangers of “excessive honesty” in advertising.

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