Tag: RFK Jr

CNN Anchor Dana Bash Pauses RFK Jr. Interview To Check Bank App For Pfizer Wire Transfer

WASHINGTON — During a highly combative Sunday morning segment on CNN’s State…

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RFK Jr. Discovered Sleeping Upside Down On White House Ceiling To Improve Circulation

WASHINGTON — White House officials confirmed that Health and Human Services Secretary…

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Shirtless RFK Jr. Demonstrates HHS Qualifications By Slamming Congressman Through Table

WASHINGTON — While getting fiercely grilled by Democrat Congressmembers during his first…

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New RFK Jr. MAHA Fat-Shaming Refrigerator

(PARODY) Commercial for the new line of RFK Jr. MAHA Smart Refrigerators,…

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RFK Jr. Leaves T-Bone Steak And Raw Milk Out For Santa

WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming yet unorthodox display of holiday cheer, Health and…

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RFK Jr. Recommends Americans Inject Thanksgiving Dinner Directly Into Bloodstream For Maximum Nutrient Absorption

WASHINGTON-- In an early morning Thanksgiving Day press conference, Health and Human…

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RFK Jr. Announces New Tylenol Coated In Beef Tallow As Healthier Alternative

WASHINGTON-- In a move aimed at fighting autism and seed oil tyranny,…

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Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies

U.S.-- In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands…

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RFK Jr. Senate Hearing Abruptly Halted As Elizabeth Warren Awaits Pfizer Payoff

WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of brazen corruption, today's RFK Jr. Senate…

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Bernie Sanders Warns RFK Jr’s Policies Are A Threat To His Big Pharma Donations

WASHINGTON - In a desperate attempt to save his livelihood, Senator Bernie…

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Liberals Rush To Inject As Many Vaccines As Possible Before RFK Jr. Bans Them

U.S.-- Following the announcement that Health Secretary RFK Jr. was terminating the…

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