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Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies

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Last updated: September 24, 2025 8:36 am
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RFK Jr. telling pregnant women not to take drugs like Tylenol or cocaine while pregnant.
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U.S.– In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands of pregnant liberal women have taken to social media to declare they’re intentionally snorting cocaine daily after HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a warning about the drug’s “extremely harmful” dangers to unborn babies. The women claim “RFK Jr. and Trump can’t control our wombs or our noses” and are doing it purely out of spite due to their hatred of both RFK Jr. and President Donald Trump.

During the press conference alongside President Trump, RFK Jr. outlined the dangers of using cocaine while pregnant and urged all pregnant women not to take illicit drugs because it could cause devastating effects on the unborn baby.

“Never-ever take cocaine or any other dangerous drugs while pregnant,” said RFK Jr. as thousands of screeching voices were heard around the country. “Doing so could cause irreversible during pregnancy, including up to miscarriage. So please, I’m begging you, don’t do it. President Trump has also asked that you don’t do it.”

The pregnant women have been sharing videos of themselves doing coke lines multiple times a day, with captions “I hate RFK Jr. more than I love my fetus,” and “Fetal rights are human rights, so let them get high too!” One 8-months pregnant woman posted on X, “I’ve done a gram a day since RFK’s speech. It’s about bodily autonomy, and giving the finger to MAGAts!”

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RFK Jr. later gave a follow-up press conference to warn women that they should also avoid taking cyanide capsules while pregnant. Following the announcement, thousands of pregnant women posted videos of themselves taking cyanide pills on TikTok in an effort to spite the Trump administration.

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