Worried Canadians Hold Intervention For Family Member Still Doing ‘Elbows Up’
TORONTO, CANADA — Concerned Canadian relatives gathered quietly in a semi circle…
Somalis Quickly Surrender After ICE Threatens To Hand Them Over To Screeching Liberal White Women
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a recent immigration raid in Minnesota, dozens of illegal…
Exasperated Cats Secretly Plotting To Get Rid Of Their Insane Liberal Owner
BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA-- Left with no other alternative, a group of domestic cats…
Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies
U.S.-- In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed…
Liberals Rush To Inject As Many Vaccines As Possible Before RFK Jr. Bans Them
U.S.-- Following the announcement that Health Secretary RFK Jr. was terminating the…
Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed…
Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestant Refuses To Solve Final Puzzle
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- Police arrested a female contestant on last night's episode…
Zelensky Jealous As Leftists Now Virtue Signaling For China
KIEV, UKRAINE-- According to various sources, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was said…
Leftist Neuralink Recipient Places ‘I Got This Implant Before Elon Musk Went Crazy’ Sticker On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In protest of her newfound hatred for Elon Musk,…
Canada Prime Minister Urges Liberal Canadian Men To Stockpile Tampons In Preparation For U.S. Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada's newly unelected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney sent…
Elon Musk Disguises Tesla Vehicles As Liberals So Rioters Will Stop Burning Them
U.S.-- As leftist rioters around the country continue to attack Tesla dealerships,…