Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show Performance To Feature California Homeless Fentanyl Addicts As Backup Dancers
SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA —In a groundbreaking move to celebrate authentic California diversity,…
European Leaders Deny UK Summit Was Just Another Cocaine-Fueled Gay Orgy
LONDON, UK-- Top officials from across Europe, including Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky,…
RFK Jr. Announces New Tylenol Coated In Beef Tallow As Healthier Alternative
WASHINGTON-- In a move aimed at fighting autism and seed oil tyranny,…
Nancy Pelosi Goes On ‘Botox Strike’ Until Illegal Aliens Receive Free Healthcare
WASHINGTON-- In response to the government shutdown, former Speaker of the House…
Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies
U.S.-- In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands…
RFK Jr. Senate Hearing Abruptly Halted As Elizabeth Warren Awaits Pfizer Payoff
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of brazen corruption, today's RFK Jr. Senate…
Zelensky Holds Moment Of Silence For Cocaine Destroyed On Venezuelan Boat Trump Bombed
KIEV, UKRAINE- Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, visibly shaken and clutching a small…
Bernie Sanders Warns RFK Jr’s Policies Are A Threat To His Big Pharma Donations
WASHINGTON - In a desperate attempt to save his livelihood, Senator Bernie…
Starmer, Macron, And Zelensky Frantically Search White House For Hunter’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- During the recent high-stakes meeting with President Donald Trump to discuss…
Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle…
Keir Starmer Says UK Doesn’t Have Money To Investigate Grooming Gangs Because He Spent It All On Coke
UK-- The UK Home Office put out a statement recently saying that…
Congress Warns Trump’s Executive Order To Lower Drug Prices May Affect Their Big Pharma Bribes
WASHINGTON-- Members of Congress have delivered a stern warning in response to…